Did you guys know this? I didn't know this until I visited this guys deviant art page. It's kinda interesting...

Did you guys know this? I didn't know this until I visited this guys deviant art page. It's kinda interesting, is it not?

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What is Zoroastrianism?

that's wrong

made up word?

if i was the kind of newfag that saved reaction pictures etc, this is where I would post picture featuring the popular meme with an ideogrammatic representation of a fish and some fishing equipment, accompanied by a witty rejoinder such as "low quality bait"

The theistic belief that preceded Islam in the Arab world.

It's very interesting. It looks like the memer is totally ignoring Judaism, then Christianity. So if this is what Islam is preaching, it's starting off with a lie. Makes you wonder how much more it lies.

Words I learned today

Ideogrammatic.

Rejoinder.

I still think rejoinder isn't a real word.

It's a dogshit religion and I laughed when I saw that in deviantart.

no it wasn't, islam came from christianity which it's self came from judaism. both of which i believe are mono theistic.

Think whatever you want.

Muslim here. This is not even true.

>thousands of years of unwritten history
>making a bold claim as to being the first to do anything

shocking that muslims are shortsighted and narrow minded. who would have guessed

christianity is based on judaism and has half its plot taken from the assyrian mythology and the buddhist one.

its all fucking dumb no matter how you look at it.

how about a nice packet of Deletos?

Also first to do 9/11
#religion of peace

it will happen sooner or later. I didn't think people on Sup Forums of all fucking places would give a shit about the thread quality. I mean, have you looked at the catalog lately? It's nothing but lowbrow shit and porn. Was I baiting for reactions? Yeah. Does it matter?

>Zoroastrianism
Zoroastrianism, or more natively Mazdayasna, is one of the world's oldest, and at one time most powerful religions, "combining a cosmogonic dualism and eschatological monotheism in a manner unique... among the major religions of the world." Ascribed to the teachings of the Iranian Prophet Zoroaster (or Zarathustra), he exalted their deity of wisdom, Ahura Mazda, as its Supreme Being.

Did you know?

Aids was the first man made invention, nobody wanted the aids but then Philip Z Esquire - a Muslim from Bladonkydonk fucked Jonny McFloozerton. Brought together by a hatred of the 78 different wives they had in total the bonded and fucked until aids was created.

Oh fuck is it not credible because I didnt put it into an image?

muslims actually believe this because its common practice in Islamic countries to destroy anything contrary to islam. they burn books of natural history that contradicts islam, so as far as they're concerned, theres no religion before islam because theres no history of other religions

Incorrect
Kek was the first God worshiped, starting in Ancient Egypt give or take a Wednesday, some 5,000 years ago. And even the first monotheistic religion part is wrong

This is wrong.

You're wrong. Atheism was the first religion faggots

no, it's just deviant.

Jewish were monotheistic some 5,600 years before Mooslems

What the pic claims is technically false, but Islam acknowledges the existence and validity of a one true religion from before its conception, and based on this conception that this claim was made.

Islamic prophets are traced all the way back to Adam, the first man, because while Islam wasn't born yet back then, there was deemed to be singular true religion practiced by Adam and the succeeding Islamic prophets all the way up to Jesus.

In Islam's eyes, the scriptures of Judaism, Christianity and Catholicism are viewed as having been corrupted by Man, their scriptures edited to contain false things among the true revelations and so their claims to be the true religion were invalidated.

Islam is considered to be the final form of the true religion practiced by the prophets before it, "completing" that religion during Prophet Muhammad's time and ending with him as the last prophet. In Islamic belief, the Qur'an is believed to be incorruptible and unalterable compared to the previous true scriptures.

"Prophets" can say whatever they want but all they are are claims.

OF COURSE a religion that stemmed from 2 others would claim that those 2 others are cool and all, but they are misinterpretations of God's TRUE will.

Even if we pretended for a moment that atheism could theoretically be a religion, i'd still highly doubt that the someone developed a certainty that no god exists over the possibility that one exists. Noone would deny such an abstract concept as a god if it didn't exist beforehand.

Not the guy you quote but wouldn't a "non-theist" be the base condition rather than atheist?

Oh man I forgot all about the quote maker.

I hope that kid is still curled up in a ball in his mom's basement, cringing at the thought that this was a good quote.

JEW>CHRISTIAN>MUSLIM Islam was 3rd. It's a copy of a copy.

Judaism is monotheistic
Christianity depends on the sect, Anglicans and Lutherans are monos, Catholics are polys

How are Catholics polytheistic?

Is it your failure to understand that the father, the son and the holy ghost are all the same entity?

actually I was thinking about the saints, but the Trinity causes a few lumps too

I don't think the saints would classify Catholicism as a polytheistic religion.

Thank you.
Looks like someone actually did their research.

Is a troll or just stupid because I'm pretty sure his shitty works are hilarious albeit sincere.

That is completely wrong

Allah the Moon God

Islam was invented by Mohammed in the 7th century, so that he could have money, women, and power, as he thought befitting such a warlord of himself. Its one god was to gain favor of a particular tribe, and he stole most of it from the other monotheistic religions, while making the rest up to benefit himself.

At one point, he decided to make his son's wife his because he was a disgusting, lusty individual, who didn't care for anyone. His followers even thought that was disgusting because she was his daughter-in-law. He cursed his followers, and declared that adoption was forbidden, and that his adopted son was no longer his son, and so his daughter-in-law was no longer his daughter-in-law, and he was now free to marry her.

kill all the mudslimes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten

Amenhotep IV called himself Akhenaten, and declared that there was but one god, Aten, an aspect of Ra the sun god around 1353 BC.

Who's the one god?
Who's the sun god?
Ra! Ra! Ra!

He is the god of that particular day of the lunar calendar. There were 360 idols of gods (357 gods, and 3 goddesses) there, but Mohamed smashed all but one.

He's got a bomb!

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Lying to make islam look better to non-believers it is is literally one of the rules in islam.

"I'm horny" is the best reason for creating a new religion.

See also Henry VIII and Anglicanism.

Holy fuck that's a great idea. I want my own religion all about fucking. I'll change the world.

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>implying being poly or monotheistic makes either one less baloney

Saints are the catholic act of giving out knighthoods except death is a prerequisite before you can be granted a sainthood, which is actually a good idea, cos you then don't have to strip anyone of their saint hood later on like a knighthood for fucking kids like rolph Harris

Is Islam the only existing religion too?

*Bologna.

Judaism is the oldest monotheistic religion, I think.

Catholic saints are like the chain-of-command in many organizations. You don't just walk into the president's office with a complaint; you first take it to your supervisor.

not true though. Egyptions worshipped the sun as a god long before these sand niggers were praying east and blowing themselves up for invisible hymens.

that was Jews not islame