Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
youtu.be/iuh8bdJsxLQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

fiRST!

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I will in a few hours

Claim

Cute horn girl

Honk.

Karen I fixed it.

Alright so it went like this
I've been fucking your mom like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still fucking her it when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a dicksleeve (lmao no thanks) or just don't see you mom for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without fucking your mom, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at mom's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy fucked my mom and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of pepsi which I downed like a retard while watching him fuck his mom
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I fucked his entire fucking mom, where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

claimed again

You guys are the filth of this earth.

Shiro claimed.

Checked
Still didnt read though.

Soon the blue ray of pretty days will be out. Sreen caps for days famalam/

where are my kinmoza posters at

Hi, and you are?

Booting up D2:LoD

Dubs is my
Class
Name
>Build

Uh luck build

Posting fresh Karen pasta ignore me.

Alright so it went like this
I've been spontaneously igniting like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still combusting when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a flame retardant suite (lmao no thanks) or just don't see flammable material for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without deflegrating, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at mom's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved bushfires and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of petrol which I downed like a retard while watching him light leaves on fire
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I blew up his entire fucking house where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the ceiling, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

>I fucked his entire fucking mom

Inconceivable.

Have you played Diablo 2?

Alright so it went like this
I've been killing infidels like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still killing infidels when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a hijab (lmao no thanks) or just don't shoot infidels for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without killing infidels, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at a Christian's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy praised the miracles of Jesus at me and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of goat semen which I downed like a retard while watching him say the hail marys
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I killed his entire fucking family where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

I didn't know what the letters stood for. I've only played the 3rd one.

Yeah I couldn't stop laughing for a minute

Ah, a shame. Diablo 1 didn't age well, but it's pretty solid if you enjoy dungeon crawls.

Diablo 2 was the pinnacle of isometric D&D video games of the late 90s, early 2000s. Lord of Destruction only expanded upon that.

Diablo 3 exists.

these pastas are better than the pasta I made yesterday

Last one getting bored

Alright so it went like this
I've been debating SJWs like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still screaming at furries when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either become an atheist transexual (lmao no thanks) or just don't watch feminist cringe videos for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without debating white knight cucks, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at a Genderqueer's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved anyone and everyone (pansexual) and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of mountain dew which I downed like a retard while watching him spread the word of gender equality
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I outwitted his entire fucking gender studies class where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the subject, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.

Diablo 3 is ok I guess but it needs more shit to do really. Not to bad for the like 20 I spent. Don't really feel like playing older things. I just got another controller so things like elite dangerous are at the top of my list

You did great work user, the infidel one was my favourite

Praise Allah.

CANCER
Just die
I honestly hope the OP of these threads chokes on rice and dies

If someone has ever died by choking on rice they deserve a fucking darwin award.

Good morning thread and all who inhabit it.

I have a PS4 I never use and I was really looking at Nioh. A lot of people say "Hurr durr it's just Dark Souls in Japan" but I still think it looks cool.

Galil is back

Why you no add me on discord

it's O K you can cry if you want

Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread

Claim :o

Heard lots of people like it. Dark souls conparisons are kinda inescapable at this point for those kinds of games. It does look good but I can wait a bit because I need to still finish up bloodborne I'm just lazy

You never gave me your Discord
I don't want to though

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Good afternoon

I know what you mean. Well, I gotta go do some homework and play D2. Have a good one mang.

Because you are never here
TaliZora#9002
Hello yoyo

hen the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

You too

Hi

If i throw you correctly will you bounce back on a string?

Probably not

anything new?

Well I've changed positions multiple times on this couch. How about you?

I shoyld probably fix you then thats a bad yoyo

i went downstairs for a piss and checked youtube for some music. other than that, not much. any plans for today?

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Sleep first. I've been trying a little bit but I can't so yeah. After that play some games or something. You?

nice eyepatch

How would you do that?

Brainwashing? Hypnosis?

Fug off by 3

Since i dont feel like doing anything really i might just sleep for a while. maybe i feel like doing something creative later, but thats a big maybe.

:^{

Rape probably

Those don't sound good

That really doesn't sound good

Creative? Like what?

Claim

You wouldnt.even know it tbh

It is not good.
Why does she only have one of the leg thingies

well, to actually leave my house would be creative enough for me today i guess. I hope i find something to do.

>horns
>voluptuous
>pink hair
Stop instilling these thoughts in me...

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Just don't do it then

Well hopefully it will never happen

What do you like to do out there?Hi

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Just because it's her design I suppose. I wouldn't mind if she wore them on both legs

They come naturally, I don't instill anything. Though I can't say having a thing for horned girls is bad. They are superb after all

Another horned cutie

Hi.

Comrade Rena, how are you?

It will make you a true yoyo
It doesn't help they look like succubi

I'm watching the dragon maid anime, it's bredy gud so far
Yes, hopefully
It looks nice though

Go to the movies or something, if there is any i wanna watch that is.
Hi there, im bored as fk but still ok i guess. you?

aya needs more art :(

Lots of people like the new john wick

Same here, that's why I decided to go for a walk.... and there's hardly anyone outside. I guess that's nice. Any plans for today?

youtu.be/iuh8bdJsxLQ

thanks for the tip, gonna check it out

i see. im probably just gonna sleep or something, not feeling like doing anything today

She does, I'm remaking my folder soon because a lot of the screenshots are trash like this one
I'm gonna fill it up with pixiv art and other stuff when I do, organize it better, I'll keep an eye out for aya stuff and give em to you if I find them
Did you already check gelbooru and pixiv for aya art?

Have fun and all that

Pre-DnD claimu

does wish u was?

thanks, you to

Maybe i don't want to be a yoyo
I'm sure it would get tiring after a while, and it would probably hurt

Misaki claimed

and

lmao that pic though

I have but, one cannot lewd the mosaics and two, just not enough Aya on them anyway

I like Burst Apart more than anything else from them.

One of the latest manga chapters

For such a comfy and cute anime it has so much porn for whatever fucking reason
I don't know why everyone keeps calling Karen a slut

That's because Hospice fell flat, except for the closing. Burst Apart was marginally better, but still not great.
It might sound rich from me, but the production on Hospice was deleterious to say the least.

closing track

How is it still going? It's been printed for what, ten years now? Shouldn't she be a spinster at this point? Or did she finally end up with a guy?

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only the infields lewd the mosaics and call karen a slut

Sleep all day? Come on, I'm sure there's something you can enjoy doing on a Sarurday? What do you like doing the most?

Not Years and it takes them like a month or so a chapter and those are really short never more then 15 really. The hit a hundred just near the end of last year

It would be painless and cute