She said yes !!!!
She said yes !!!!
Now kill her and feed the entire human race
But your sausage fingers say no
congrats on your marriage
say, what does your family think of this?
you know,
getting engaged to jabba the hutt.
from the looks of it its too late for her to say no. that rings not coming off anytime soon
is this fuckin Fiona from Shrek?
WTF this fingers !!!
Congrats OP!
u tards know this has been posted like 9001 times by now
Check em
...to a third dessert.
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the diabetus test too
That looks like the hand of an albino alligator...
how does it grip its prey?
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oh look, its this thread again.
she said yes then she bought me this new watch!!
u jelly?
the complete sentence is:
"Yes, I finally was able to wear my wedding ring; it just took a locksmith to have it placed on my finger"
This
I know this is bait and all, but how the fuck would that thing get the finger off
get the wedding ring off*
this
kek
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SIMP
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Fucking beta.
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I'd rather have the games.
What she actually said was "Cheekta Naga Tagwa!" Which literally translates - her agreed yes! In huttese.
>instant and lifelong regret
that's not a watch it's a fucking iPad
He welded it on
you gave her a bracelet, it fitted as a ring, harpoon that landwhale
You are using the wrong pronouns retard. At least go through the effort of writing a coherent thought if you are going to make a joke.
Fake and gay
>having a woman dumb enough to marry a poorfag
He's fucked. So is she.
Mmmmm!! Nummy time! Bite her FAT FUCKING HAND!! Arrooogggaahhhh
Num plops now
not just a poor fag, an ultra poor fag. i am poor as shit and i could easily buy an engagement ring without selling anything. it would drain most of my savings though
Its just the elder albino brother of shrek