Aight boys lay one, slay one

Aight boys lay one, slay one

Def bailey lay

this.

I'd suck a thousand feminine penises before I stuck it in that fucking troll, and I'm straight.

close second is this ugly whore

Whos the old washed up looking lady to the right? She looks like she smokes 3 packs a day and has had a hard life....

Lay the weird girl to the left slay the dragon to the right. BAM!

Bailey, who can fuck Amy. Just as long as they both get a cock up the ass.

Damn, I used to be able to jerk it to 2007 Bailey but now he's reverted back to the man in a dress looking stage.

Right comedian and feminist amy schumer

Left tranny Bailey Jay

this aint even a question.any self respecting man would fuck bailey

the only heterosexual answer is to fuck bailey jay.

Well that explains why lefty looked weird.... So either way whatever you pick you're a faggot... Slay em both then.

Can't I just hate fuck Amy's corpse?

The only way that woman could get me hard is by not breathing anymore.

fuck,marry,rape,kill. what would you do?

Marry/fuck Becky, kill the rest.

>and i'm straight

here is another pic of them together

Marry Becky, fuck Bailey (dat ass), kill Charlotte, rape Sasha

not gay so avoid the kike-looking monster on left
fuck pudgy white girl, if she tries to tell jokes, ball gag her
meh, a fuck is a fuck

That actually sounds like we have the option to fuck both, depending on your definition of "slay", so I take both, happily and willingly.

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sure, one has a penis and one has a vagina. but the penis is super feminine and they both have assholes. not to mention, Amy Schumer is an enemy of all men. bailey loves us

Marry fuck kill rape from left to right.

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I'd fuck the girl on the left. The one on the right looks like a man.

left. and I don't even like traps, trannies, etc.

even that fucking faggot look more fememine, fucking fat cunt...

so just cock then?

who is this elephant seal?

At least Bailey has a good excuse for looking somewhat mannish.

Yeah, it's called a cock.

>and I'm straight.

ill fuck amy cuz im not a tranny loving faggot. plus, amy reminds me of some white bitch i fucked in high school.

/thread

Killing spree.

there is no such thing as a feminist penis you in denial faggot

by definition any penis is masculine. because a penis is a male trait

i rather fuck amy schumer than some faggot fairy pretending to be a girl.

Make sweet love to Amy Schumer's fat, unfunny ass.

i can provide pics for proof

>and I'm straight.

I'd kill amy schumer, and bang bailey.

Not because i'm gay, just taking one for the team so we can finally be rid of schumer.

PROOF!!! OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

She looks like she would be really good at bashing my skull in with a stone club

My man

Lena Dunham, the single most objectionable human being on the entire planet. try watching an episode of 'girls' without wanting to fuck a tranny

I'm with this guy

Anybody who picks schumer over Bailey because they don't want to feel like less of a man is probably a repressed homosexual.

this guy gets it.

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you are so in denial of being gay that you should just admit you like dick

Lay Amy Schumer just because she has a vagina and is therefor a woman. She's disgusting, but at least she's not a dude playing dress-up.

it's like being on a long flight and picking the vegetarian option. you're not actually a vegetarian, but the meat option is mystery meat wrapped in spoiled tuna.

Or, and this is a serious option here, it's because they're actually not into cock.

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Jesus..

I'd fuck Amy.
I've fucked worse

Any man who wouldn't suck a dick to off Schumer should not be called a man.

This is for the greater good people, you're gay debate can wait for later.

No, Amy schumer is a disgusting pig
You forgot to read
>because they don't want to feel like less of a man
Retard.

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> fuck and then kill myself instead

Fuck you OP

thats not something to brag about dood

Fucking this.

Thanks for that, I was gonna fap but now my day is gonna be much more productive.

All my keks
Thanks user

nigga you not fucking pussy because bitch is ugly is less of a man

you fucking a guy instead if just gay. you thinking other wise makes you fucking gay

So sorry user

Ok then I'm gay. What next? Just freak out about it or something? Who the fuck cares?

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/thread

so i win

Best post

How? What's the value of being straight that would somehow be of better value than being gay

brother, can you spare some jokes?

I'm not gay or into traps, so I'd have to kill both of them

straight > Gay
1. straight can reproduce
2. Gay are weak
3. Gay mess up children
4. Gay = HIV spreading


The only people who are gay are
1. Fat ugly men who are born with micropenis....They cant get a women
2. Men who wish they were born a woman


There are different types of men who wish they were born women
1. Dick suckers
2. Men who dress like women
3. Men who dress like women and try to wear make up
4. Faggots who mutilate their penis
5. fags who change their name and get boobs


NO MATTER WHAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE GUYS WHO PRETEND TO BE WOMEN

no

/thread

These are just reasons you don't like people who are gay

Gay > Straight
1. No abortions
2. No periods
3. You both love sex.

reminder: linetrap is a boy and has a receding hairline

Why dont you just say "FAGGOT THREAD/MENTAL ILLNESS"

Left lays right, both slay each other.

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Sup Forums doesn't need your reminders when it comes to Bailey bro.

Make us triggered about furries now.

Well, I guess bang Schumer... only because the other option is a dude.

Kill the tranny, nothing against him, just not into dudes.

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I'd have to poke the oinker.

and it turned into a ballroom blitz

Flawless victory

lay the tranny...slay fatty

I lul'd

Can i lay both if i slay both?

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You are not a nice person

the truth has been spoken

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There are definitely very masculine homos who tear up the asses of those weak womanly twinks. If you went out into the world at all maybe you could find one for your ass.

I'd fuck Amy Schumer because she has a vagina and i'm not gay.

What are you? Some kind of faggot?

Is that really a question ? Right one is a fucking monster.

>2017
>vagina
>not gay

Have fag on left lay the one on the right then slay them both