>muslims have been banned from the UK
>forced evacuation is underway
>the police are going door to door to make sure you are actually British
you have 10 seconds to prove your British
>muslims have been banned from the UK
>forced evacuation is underway
>the police are going door to door to make sure you are actually British
you have 10 seconds to prove your British
OI IT'S 7 BONG.
make a shooting stars reference
Bangers and mash
Fuckin kekd
Eureka ka ka ka kaaaaaa
invite them for tea
Show them my fucked up teeth
Excuse me Officer, may I return to my chips and fish?
Time to make my favourite meal
These dubs are my proof.
back to Eurabia with you!
>google nigel farage
>I could literally make an entire reaction folder with nigel farage
>that man has some funny faces
Spotted dick?
>Iranu
>Uvarvo
I complain about immigrants coming to England and how they don't want to integrate, yet when I retire I'm going to "expat" to Spain, live in a little village full of other Britons, not learn Spanish, not integrate, and not pay taxes because I live off a pension.
I live in southampton. I'm going to be the only English person left in the whole fucking street
It's fuckin snowing.
I'm drinking cider.
sorry
> you have 10 seconds to prove your British
can't even grammar doe
canadians can stay
Talking about the TV show? I don't get it
>your British
Yes, these uneducated "immigrants" are the problem
My wife is hideous and I love tea.
Already have. Gotta catch up. I'm about 40 pictures in.
Get to it, boi.
Take the British citizen test and fail it.
Care for some cucumbers and scones?
fuck off mr singh trying to fit in
Fuck you and get the fuck off my door or i'll bash your goddamn teeth in.
flash me tits
I misspell "flavor" by adding a "u" in it:
flavour
Flavour has always had a u in it as its the English language.
A lot of Singhs are Brittish via the colonization of India and having moved during. Most of those are well integrated
> mfw faggot op is a jew
yeah but if you're true british then you'll hate the selfish cunts anyway
I am an enormous Cuck and think it's a good idea to not own firearms. Please rape my face and take my wife.
The radio said the UK average IQ got 15 points up this morning, officer. Some more tea?
Oi guvna 'ow abou' you sen' a chimneee boi to sweep ow moi flat then luv? Oi'll juss be prayin' to All- er, Jazus n tha' then
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Cunt
lynne I've pierced my foot on a spike
Ello 'govna! Mighty fine day for some tea wouldn't ye agree? What brings ye down this stretch then lad?
What about my British?
IT'S YOU'RE, faggot.
what does it mean to be British? you can have parents from anywhere in the world and you can be British if you are born here. being white is not a requirement
>being white is not a requirement
good fucking luck
Finally you guys got it right
Am American but love you all
care for a roast chicken?
This man is such a badass.
**racist
Wait a moment good sir, I am just finishing my coleslaw.
Eyyyy mate let me just grab me fag an me cuppa tea an my umbrella an ill answer any question mate!
Just give them a friendly smile
Sounds too polite for a Brit. Search him.
>muslim
>british
>u can choose both
Blimey mate
aye mush, fuck you
oi mate ill race ya in my corsa
Invite the Police in for Tea.
0800 00 1066
Bloody good mate.
Bully I say bully
You actually just become a cancer with a British passport
kek you can be muslim and british, welldone OP
I'm not british at all but my ancestors slaughtered a 100 000 man muzzie army so I think I'm gonna be alright
u keep telling yourself that
I've been to the English village at Epcot Center.
It's pretty cool.looks like a typical small English village
Had bangers and mashed and a warm stout for lunch at the pub
Greek?
>greek
no, the ones who bailed the sodomy-assed greeks asses out of the fire in that particular instance
And you keep telling yourself that Britain is great but if we could just change these little tiny things about it, it would be perfect
easy. be white as fuck with blonde hair and blue eyes.
This hasn't happened, why are you making shit up?
im not rooting for britain. U can be muslim and british
what is a hypothetical
you fucking dipstick
british are all retarded
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>not liking a chip-butty
You have to go back sand-nigger
Oy om jus havin' a crisp mate
I'm proud to say I live in a country who welcome refugees and immigrants, who have not one UKIP councillor, not a single UKIP member of our parliament, and who made Farage hide in a pub when protesters turned up telling him to fuck off out of our country, and had to be driven out of our capitol city by the police, after every single taxi company refused to take his money.
desu desu desu
"Muzzy ye say? up these apples and pears you must be avin a fooking girrafe m8"
I don't give a shit about facts and reason and I justify every opinion with "it's just common sense".
Hey guys it's me Dan, from The Diamond Minecart, and today we're gonna be *insert "plot" here ! so lets get started shall we?
Just smile.
Then let them fuck my ugly wife.
paki lover
Its hard to find fault in based sikhs
m.mensxp.com
'Pakistan Can Never Defeat India, As Long As Sikhs Fight For India'
Get tae fuck, fuckin' polis at ma door...
I'm not British, cunt. I'm Scottish
Haggis fucker
isn't scotland kind of like a state of England? kinda like florida is a state in the US?
Yer fuckin' maw. Cunt
Naw. it isny
Fuck off Tory cunt.
WTF are you knocking my door for you twatty fucking melt.
Ay mush less of that. Tellin ye noo
What in da bloody 'ell i happenin' 'ere?
Oi, you gettin' rid of those brownies are ya?
Spot on! keep up tha good work chap!
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"Hello there officers, I was just sitting down to a meal of an unseasoned, baked chicken breast, boiled peas, and some mash. Care to join me?"
Wit you sayin? ya mad fuckin' spanner
Tell them to fuck off cause I just slipped me nan a fuckin pinger and she's gonna be scattered AF in about half bong from now
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