It's time for another episode of

It's time for another episode of
Cooking with user

Today we'll be poaching eggs as part of breakfast

Start by putting a pot of water over medium heat
It doesn't need to boil, just be hot

Begin preparing the egg(s)
Start by getting a large square of plastic wrap

Use the plastic to create an egg sized pouch in the cup

apply a small amount of cooking oil to the pouch

plop the egg into the pouch
You can use this opportunity to add salt, pepper, or other seasonings if you so choose

I'm liking this

Continue..

tie off the plastic into a little baggie

This thread is a good thread.

We need more threads like this so far

Plop the egg bags into the hot water

Poaching an egg like a noob.

Nigger just stir the water in the pot and plop the egg in.

Moar user! MOAR!

Let the eggs boil for a few minutes until they turn white
You can check them by setting them on the counter
If they maintain their shape on their side they're ready

cut open the baggie with scissors

Dump the eggs out onto whatever you're having for breakfast

Fuck yes! And shove it in my butt!

When does this thread get good?

This has been Cooking with user
Have a nice day

Pork chop lunch

Fuck you! This thread is diamonds.

I really wanna fuck one of those eggs

Looks delicious. Still not Sup Forums material.
You should be posting in a board that will appreciate it more.

Would this work with my gf's period blood so I can make black pudding I've thought of this for a while now
With the right rusk to seasoning ratio it could out perform the normal verity
Also anyone else like my idea

Wait. How do I get the bread on to the plate?

It might
You should probably get sausage or cheesecloth for that

>buying food at big lots

You must be a regular to know that

>not Sup Forums material
>what he means is this isn't trap porn

This belongs here, it's sufficiently random enough.

It was my job in highschool so yeah

Aren't you still in high school?

Actually I'm in middle school, my name is benjamin button

I know it's you chad.

Not at all.
I prefer White Pride and Rekt threads.