CUCKCHELLA - MILLION REASONS EDITION

Today's line up ALL TIMES PDT

Chahannel 1 Link: youtube.com/watch?v=gNVZy9kp6M0 [Remove]

3:35pm - Local Natives (Main)
4:30pm - Chicano Batman (Outdoor)
5:15pm - The Head and The Heart (Main)
6:10pm - Bastille (Outdoor)
7:15pm - Two Door Cinema Club (Main)
8:20pm - Future (Main)
9:15pm - ScHoolboy Q (Outdoor)
10:15pm - Bon Iver (Main)
11:20pm - Lady Gaga (Main)

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3:35pm - Arkells (Outdoor)
3:55pm - Kaleo (Gobi)
4:45pm - Car Seat Headrest (Mojave)
5:40pm - The Atomics (Gobi)
6:25pm - Róisín Murphy (Gobi)
7:15pm - DREAMCAR (Gobi)
8:05pm - Moderat (Mojave)
9:05pm - Warpaint (Gobi)
10:45pm - DJ Snake (Outdoor)
12:00am - Gucci Mane (Sahara)

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3:35pm - Blossoms (Outdoor)
4:20pm - Shura (Mojave)
5:00pm - Banks & Steelz (Outdoor)
5:45pm - Autograf (Sahara)
6:35pm - Little Dragon (Gobi/Friday)
7:25pm - Mura Masa (Mojave)
8:15pm - Gryffin (Sahara)
9:10pm - Tory Lanez (Sahara)
10:00pm - Röyksopp (Sahara)
10:55pm -Martin Garrix (Sahara)
12:05am - Classixx (Mojave)

Black girls in the front row literally crying for Gucci Mane

Gucci has no stage presence.

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>tfw you live in the Coachella Valley
>have to deal with these inept fucking drivers shitting up the area for the next three weeks

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DAY 2 RUNDOWN
>Chicano Batman rip it up with the help of the parking attendant from Ferris Bueller
>Shura sweats through a shaky performance with her sad pale green highlights
>Car Seat Headrest, a literal furry, rocks out with his insecurities out
>apparently RZA has a band with the guy from Interpol? it's eh
>The Atomics, a group of model siblings (who you know are doing unspeakable things with each other behind the scenes) get a band together for the apparent purpose of playing Britney Spears covers at Coachella
>Roisin Murphy covers her head in the dismembered corpses of the Muppets she's killed as she sings
>Little Dragon puts the dance back in epileptic seizures
>the guy from AFI grows a John Waters pedostache with a perm, joins No Doubt and attempts to become a Pet Shop Boy
>Moderat is pure kino, musically and visually
>Tory Lanez performs despite his mic being off
>Future is out of breath within 10 minutes, but brings the place down when Migos comes out. then Drake takes the set and cucks it out of Future's hands
>Schoolboy Q refuses to bring Kendrick out, does his verse for him
>chill dreampop vibes with Warpaint
>pudgy muslim with a bowl-cut and zero stage presence whatsoeber going by the name of Nav brags for a while while a crowd of millennials cheers for him, eventually is replaced by The Weeknd
>chill electropop vibes from Royksopp ft. /fit/qtness from iamwhoiami
>Bonnie Bear bringing them feels and peaceful messages throughout Coachella and Sup Forums
>DJ Snek and Garrix exposing their artistry at pre-recorded mixing, the former ft. Migos (again) and Lauryn Hill
>Gaga having it all: fascism, lesbians, upskirts, strong black men, gay black men, shonen fighting, hips, ass, iphone guitars, thighs, lovely piano ballads, you fucking name it
>Gucci ft. Migos & Lil Yachty hosting the most BLACKED Coachella audience ever, leaves the stage to his company as he goes to take a lil nap, summons P. Diddy near the end, certifies his status as a meme master

ITS NOT GUCCI
YAH

does anyone actually like puffy?

>half of Gucci's set is other people

I love this meme master.

you fucking linked in the wrong thread dumb ass

FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS METALLICA COVER HOLY AHITTTRRFFRTTTT GAGA QUEEEN

Gucci getting paid thousands to not even do his job. How can one man be so alpha?

ISNT DIDDY LIKE 57 NOW??? GTFO

why arent you there dont you get free tickets?

POKER FACE

OH SHIT

QUICK

hottes twink audience: GAGA or GUCCI?

MA MA MA MA

(cont.)
>Clasixx chill things out until tomorrow

POKER FACE YES

>literally nobody worth seeing
lmao cuckchella BTFO

MAMAMA MA

POKER FACE

Poker Face yesss, just need Paparazzi now

POKER FACE FFUUUCUCUCUCCJC

Her costume barely changed. that really took a whole karaoke song?

>no Mase

Diddy bringing the hits

MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS

BASED DIDDY AND GUCCI

She needed more lines

SHE HAS TO DO PAPARAZZI SHE'S DONE ALL HER HITS EXCEPT PAPARAZZI

Where's Cudi for poker face

diddy is absolutely terrible on stage. jesus

Lady Gaga should do a rap album

gucci confirmed Sup Forumstant

Diddy performing for Gucci lmao

Gucci hasn't been on stage for like 15 minutes of his own set. This nigga is based.

What about Toxic?

GHOST BIGGY WHEN

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? HE DIDNT EVEN RAP A FULL BAR

RA RA

>took Gucci like 30 seconds to get back on stage

KEK

>MAKE SOME NOISE FOR GUCCI YALL LETS WAKE THIS NIGGA UP

oh shit

>Gucci's bro died

F
:(

is that some joanne shit?
no thanks

>all those white hands on Gucci's set
w e w

stream ded

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE REAL VERSION OF BAD ROMANCE

SHE STILL NEEDS TO PLAY JUDAS I WILL NOT REST UNTIL SHE DOES

>Bad Romance AGAIN

holy SHIT the madwoman

ayy

>Classixx is still playing
hahahahahahaha

>diddy is absolutely terrible

this is all you needed to say. always a coattail rider, no talent or personality of his own.

GUWOP SAVED COACHELLA

I can't handle that gunshot sample

man, I remember when Bad Romance came out
The entire world didn't matter, all that was important was what outrageous thing gaga would wear next...

So MVP of Coachella 2017 has been ASS right?

How you gon' start out your day, Gucci?

imagine if she played Toxic by britney spears for some insane reason

pretty sure the entire crowd would lose its collective shit

White people are so corny. Always looking stiff

Who is this bootleg freddy mercury on classixx set

keep hoping for a sneaky labia slip

lol.

I literally think there was a full 5 minutes where the crowd didn't react one bit

nobody was like oh man diddy is here! nobody has ever done that

she glues her underwear to her vagina

its the dude from the scissor sisters

Gucci literally got other people to perform for a third of his set. What a fucking hero.

bedtime for meme Gucci

is Gucci balding? also seems to have put on a little weight again,
grampa guwop in 2018

...n-no paparrazi...

No one remembers that song.
She would need to sing Baby... One More Time.

WHY DIDNT SHE TALK ABOUT TRUMP

gucci ends his set 10 minutes early cause he's bored

WELL TODAY SUCKED

BUY MY SINGLE GUYS :DDD:DD

NO PAPARAZZI WTFFFFFFFFFFF

Gave some real feels m8
>I came here for the comments and left for the feels

that is actually more arousing, nice

NEW GAGA SINGLE ON ITUNES
BUY NOW
SHILL OUT

ENCORE

Both true. His hairline is elite but his actual hair has thinned which is weird

And yeah you can tell he has a gut vs shredded Gucci for the first few months out of jail

NO PAPARAZZI WHAT THE FUCK

>singing artpop and joanne shit over paparazzi

this is the only thing that had me bitter

NO PAPARAZZI
NO J U D AS ??? ???? ?
SHILLS NEW SINGLE
D R O P P E D

SHE BETTER DO SOME FUCKING ENCORE BULLSHIT AND DO PAPARAZZI GOD FUCKING DAMN

No Paparazzi What the fuck

Encoooooorrreeeee

PA PA PAPANAZI

IS THIS FUCKING JEW NOSED FUCKING WHORE NOT GIVING ME PAPARAZZI?

FUCK THIS COACHELLA

no fucking encore
just kill me

>classixx stil going on

lmao

WHERE'S PAPARAZZI GOD DAMMIT, FUCK SHIT ASS COCK DICKEJO QIE QWENJNEOEQEQASDSDQDQ

Why wouldn't she advertise her own song if she is releasing it tonight?

>no encore

Wow, what a shit headliner. Who the fuck does that?

>no paparazzi
aww
was still an amazing performance though

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CLASIXX IS STILL FUCKING PLAYING

HAHAHA GAGA FANS BTFO

>implying you didnt already know day 3 was going to be the best day anyways

dont act surprised

>tfw can't watch livestreams right now
>tfw can't participate in the memery
If I'm unable to watch the Kendrick show tomorrow I'm gonna kms

anyone good playing tomorrow?