Is it illegal to put my dog in the oven (NOT TURNING IT ON), and leaving it open a crack so air can get in? I'm gone for a long time during the day and can't afford to put him in boarding and can't afford some giant kennel cage. I can't leave him out back or he'll run away and if he stays inside he'll poop on the carpet and my roommates will kick me out of the place and I won't get my deposit back.
Is it safe to put the dog in the oven. It's a small dog so he'll fit if I take out the middle rack. It also makes cleaning up poop easier because the bottom is metal and not carpet.
Again, I'M NOT TURNING THE OVEN ON AND COOKING HIM.
pic related, its the oven.
Ryan Jackson
I think it's more illegal that a grown male has a rat dog and is okay with it. Also don't have a fucking dog if you can't take care of it properly. That's a no it's not illegal, but fucked up as a person who thinks they can handle owning a pet.
Joseph Gray
Give the fucking dog away you idiot, take it to the pound.
Lincoln Mitchell
It's not illegal, it seems fine. Just make sure nobody's home man.
Angel Myers
ITT: irresponsible pet owners
David Rivera
if it's a small dog, like 5 lbs or less, it should only take 3 hours to cook fully, assuming you butchered and prepped the meat properly before hand.
Luis Ward
Seriously OP? You somehow had enough brain cells to aquire a dig but not enough to figure out you needed somewhere for it to stay while your were out? Like a yard or a large deck. Give the dog away man you clearly don't have the means to care for yourself let alone a dog. Not to mention you probably don't walk it or let it get exercise nearly enough.
Ryder Hernandez
You can't make a cage out of some fishing line and posts? Are you retarded or just a incompetent lazy fuck?
Isaac Brown
just buy a fucking kennel
Jaxson Clark
Are you fucking retarded, Just give your dog to a better owner.
Jace Stewart
Walmart has a little foldable cage (no top) but it's like $20, if you can't afford that you cannot afford a dog let alone have one.
Asher Adams
>Seriously OP? You somehow had enough brain cells to aquire a dig >You somehow had enough brain cells to aquire a dig >enough brain cells to aquire a dig >brain cells a dig >a dig
Elijah Cooper
How is some 20$ Walmart cage bigger than an oven?
Wyatt Davis
I don't understand the rage in this thread... if the dog is small enough then the oven should be perfect. Look after your dog op.
Carson Clark
OP here. Yeah the oven is basically the size of a kennel. Its a little bit darker but won't the darkness calm him down and make him sleepy?
When I was in jail I just put the blanked they gave me over my head and fell asleep and didn't care that the cell was small.
Hudson Cook
you have to turn it on a little bit so he gets a good sweat on and then you don't have to take him for a walk because its like he already got exercise
Dominic Smith
FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT TURNING THE OVEN ON AND COOKING THE DOG...
Grayson Myers
Hey OP,
Will you guys be cooking in the oven as well? Hot shit and piss won't smell very good.
Dylan Ward
pic related, its the oven dog...
Jaxon Jenkins
I find it hilarious that his roomates could get mad for the dog poop on carpet but poop in oven is totally fine.
Daniel Richardson
you couldn't even get satanic quads followed by double dubs kill yourself
Ryder James
You know your dog the best. Give him some food and water and a little bit of darkness can't hurt.
Aiden Gonzalez
No, we just use microwave and sometimes stove top. Oven takes too long to cook anything. It obsolete.
I'll have to pay to get it cleaned when I move out but it'll probably just come out of my deposit.
Michael Campbell
Show the oven faggot.
Landon Rogers
I did in the OP.
Lucas Wright
No but you can put a jew in there, perfectly legal
Jack Sullivan
Are your roomates ok with having a dog barking from inside the oven?
Luke Peterson
Adorable!
Jordan Perez
Only illegal if you get caught
Carter Rodriguez
If you have a room to yourself there just put it in the closet. But make sure to put food and water in there with a shit ton of newspaper on the ground. Leave your window open and make sure the closet is cracked.
Liam Bell
They're normally gone during the day too.
Ayden Lopez
>Again, I'M NOT TURNING THE OVEN ON AND COOKING HIM. we know op, we know
William Cooper
Probably taking the bait but OP, are you fucking retarded?
Tyler Butler
I'm sure your roommates will appreciate the savory tang dog poop will impart to their next meal. Go for it.
Jose Bailey
Give him to someone take care of while you're away, or just give the dog to someone if you can't look after him. And use your fucking brain, idiot, you can't just leave a dog in a oven.
James Torres
None of us use the oven dude. Its for old ladies and shit to cook pies in. Total obsolete waste of space. Its like trying to cook your meals in the fire place or some shit.
Owen Nguyen
Don't care what anyone says, I would Fuck the brains off that bitch. She's dumb but seems like an amazing fuck.
Adam Harris
He was in jail.
James Baker
You let a dog shit in your oven you eat food from? The dog is an excuse. You're obviously a retarded nasty faggot they want gone.
Samuel Bennett
It was just for drunken in public and that was only after 4 beers walking home from bar police thought I was a burglar.
Brayden Turner
DON'T COOK HIM YOU SICK FUCK
Liam Sullivan
Nobody uses the oven...
Evan Price
wtf is going on here? check em
Matthew Smith
Then you have the cage dog that runs from you, because you are a retarded faggot that puts him in prison all day.
Jayden Sanders
Are these her tits???
Josiah Bailey
poor dog...sell your phone or laptop, tv or something else an buy fuking kennel cage. Dont put the dog in oven
Luis Lewis
I'm gonna fucking laugh when one day someone's says "hey lets chang it up and cook something good In the oven" and there food gets season smoked with dog shit
Jose Gutierrez
OP here.
I want to get another dog, about the same size but I don't think I want to put two of them in the oven. I want a shiba inu, not a half breed shiba inu like this one.
Zachary Clark
anyone know who brittany venti is and are these her tits?
Mason Perez
>friends are more pissed off about shit on carpet than in the fucking oven
Brody Taylor
They look plausible I'm not gonna sit here and bullshit you and say "Yea they are", but thank you based user for those wonderful jugs
David Green
Considering the time of the year you might want to just put it on warm.
Ryder Lee
There are so many other places you autistic fuck...lock him in a bathroom...buy some puppy pads for the floor and leave the fuck some water...buy a crate...crate train the fuck and he won't go to the bathroom in it...why the fucking oven? Seriously!!
Robert Martin
That's an electric stove right? See those things at the top and bottom on the inside? They get hot when you turn it on. Take them out first because they'll be uncomfortable as fuck. You should also be willing to put some fabric on the bottom so your dog doesn't spend all day on metal and chunks of burnt food. Also everything from your dog (hair, shit, piss, slobber, vomit, whatever's on his feet) will be in your oven.
And you're a nigger faggot for even considering this.
Evan Long
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Adrian Roberts
OP here, its a gas stove. I don't think gas is going to leak in there and kill him though.
Liam Jackson
Bro isn't that carbon monoxide? That shit will kill him
David Brown
It wouldn't kill him it would just escape into the house and kill everyone lmao If only there was this thing you could buy at walmart that was designed for holding animals
Blake Ramirez
They look really close, they must be her tits man
Robert Watson
I don't think so if I leave it cracked open and the gas isn't flowing into it because its not on.
Colton Baker
ohh shit, that's totally understandable.
Henry Taylor
I laughed more than i should have. Fuck
Angel Bailey
you stupid faggot, don't maters if i s gas or electric..i stil a fucking OVEN
Kevin James
That's even better. Just make sure to take the dog out of the oven when you turn on the stove.
Luke Smith
What's wrong with you
Luis Watson
I was in jail for 8 hours for drunken in public. I didn't even have to pay a fine because I said yes sir no sir and the officer thought I was an ex-marine and I said I was and was lucky he didn't probe deeper.
Justin Hernandez
Electric has way more of a risk... gas oven sould be fine.
Liam Roberts
This is assuming there isn't ever a leak What comes out isnt CO it's natural gas, or propane if you live inawoods. The danger here is that it's flammable, of course. It accumulates in the air and a spark could make it ignite all at once. It's not quite an explosion but everything around will be burning, especially hair. You would smell it though. Companies add sulfur (?) to make it stinky for this reason.
Dylan Williams
I cook meals over fire all the time while camping. It's great. Ovens are good for some things beside baking, like roasting, broiling, heating up left-overs. Also, you can bake things besides pies/cakes (chicken, bread, potatoes, etc), finish steaks you've seared on the stove, etc. The microwave is a waste of space if you care about how good your cooking is.
Lincoln Green
are u gonna cook him?
Charles Russell
you don't know how to look after a dog. you shouldn't have a dog. get rid of the dog because you clearly don't know how to raise it. a sensible dog owner would train the dog to not shit and piss in the house instead of putting it in a fucking oven.
If you can't even afford a basic fucking kennel then you shouldn't be responsible for the life of another animal.
kill yourself
Dylan Foster
Tits or GTFO, whore
Aaron Lee
I found an archived thread that multiple people say those are Brittanys tits
Nicholas Long
eauthanize your dog or give it away to a kennel. you don't deserbe an animal is you'd even consider leaving him in an oven
Logan Morales
Fuck you, I'm getting another one ,a real shiba inu this time. Like the dodge meme one.
My dog loves me and I do just fine.
Jaxon Jones
are you fucking retarded?
Gavin Hill
Don't let anyone break that bond you share with your dog.
Adrian Cox
...if you're so worried about your deposit why are ruining the oven? What fucktarded logic is this? >Save $40 on a kennel >Ruin a $500 stove with dog shit I know you don't use it but do you think maybe it will matter when the next resident moves in? They won't notice the oven smells like shit?
Nathan Diaz
Someone need an expert on ovens?
Juan King
You must be retarded for saving a thumbnail
Isaiah Morgan
Nobody uses ovens any more. It takes like 2 hours to cook a fucking meal. Who's got that kind of time?
Christopher Sullivan
I can cook fries and chicken tenders In 30 minutes or less, youre fucking useless user.
Colton Cooper
Thank God you are here... electric or gas?
Robert Brooks
such a strong bond he'd rather put it in a fucking oven that get it a basic kennel?
OP sounds like a retarded cunt who is too braindead retarded to look after a dog no matter what bond he pretends to have with it
Ethan Wood
You are actually considering keeping your dog in the motherfucking oven. You are not doing "fine".
Joseph Martinez
pay someone to look after him during the day
Jeremiah Gray
Hitler used some kind of coal ovens I think.
Zachary Mitchell
Pshaw. 2 hours my ass. Besides, microwaves just turn things into soft, warm goop. You telling me you never even cook a frozen pizza or TV dinner or something?
Gabriel Cox
I laughed uncontrollably at this, holy shit user
Chase Anderson
Yes they do you retarded 20something. Everything you cook in the microwave can be done in the oven and it's better cooked. >microwave chicken Soggy, cold one side and rubbery >oven chicken 20 minutes Crispy, evenly hot, firm You're too lazy to use it and associate with your grandma. 2cool4ovens.
Charles Rodriguez
He doesnt even want to pay 40 dollars for a kennel what makes you think this Jew is gonna hire someone?
Grayson Rivera
this. OP here.
Austin Moore
The worst part about this thread is despite everyone telling him not to do this, OP will still do it.
Jose Perry
Probably not illegal, but not safe. You should save up for a kennel cage.
Jacob James
OP here.
I'm getting another dog too. A REAL shiba inu this time. I can't fit both in the oven, but if I could they could keep each other company.
Mason Gray
You speak truth, user. When it's too rainy/snowy to grill, I'll sear a steak on the stove on all sides, then toss the pan in the oven and finish her off to mid-rare in there. Can't do THAT in a microwave. I guess you could, but it would be retarded.
Carson Watson
if you cant afford a kennel you cant afford another dog. Stop being a shitty owner.
Parker Ortiz
That's nice you martha stewart faggot. Most people don't do that shit.
Luke Nelson
ruined it mate, it's believable until you keep stressing how you're going to get a meme dog
we should turn this into a thread about the superiority of oven cooking over microwave cooking.