Why is he so reluctant to play in England? Is he afraid he'll be exposed in a real league like all his friends?

Why is he so reluctant to play in England? Is he afraid he'll be exposed in a real league like all his friends?

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Pretty much. He got exposed at international level and look how he dealt with it. He wouldn't last 2 weeks in the prem.

He can't handle a cold night at Stoke

>Like his friends
Aguero, Mascherano, Suarez, and Pique all rekt the Prem and most of the other argie NT already plays there

To be fair Suarez dominated both leagues, and he is the only player besides Ronaldo to even deserve to be placed at the level of Messi currently.
If Ronaldo and Suarez could smash the PL then Messi could as well.

hes a full blown autismo. constant shit weather and food would drive him.

*drive him insane

Because he already plays in the best team in the world and is the best player in the world and makes a shit ton of money.

Your question is stupid. He has nothing to prove. Its like asking why the CEO of apple doesn't step down and go work at 7evelen just to prove that he can work.

This. There is literally no reason for him to make such a downgrade.

Why is La Liga such a joke? It's like an African economy, the bottom of the league would probably be fighting for survival in League 1 in England.

>Ronaldo
>deserve to be placed at the level of Messi currently

sure they would

Move to England they said

>Media wants you to play in Englel so they can rip you to shreds
>Weather is shit
>Food is shit
>Quality of life is shit

Why would anyone want to play in England.
Just because Sky Sports calls it the best league to justify paying £1bn + they spend every year to only show 3 matches per weekend, doesnt make it the best in the world

>implying he wouldn't destroy every English team except for Chelsea because he's literally cursed against them

this

he would crush every record in one season

Isn't the EPL physical? This manlet wouldn't be able to handle it, look at fellow manlets like Pedro.

Spain isn't physical
Messi wouldn't do shit in Ligue 1 or EPL
Imagine Messi getting marked by Kanté kek
Messi would be thinking "how could i be so stupid, why didn't i realize up until now that the liga is a shitty league that make pl rejects like nasri look world class"
It's easy to show your technical ability when there is no pressure

He would score 3 on arsenal even more frequently

>score a brace in cl against #1 eplel team last season
>score a hat trick and an assist in cl against #1 eplel team this season
>the eplel is too physical la

It's like you guys wants him to rape EPL teams so badly that UCL alone is not enough. You want that every single week.

A whole new level of cuckolding.

But then how did Messi wreck PSG, Man City, Arsenal, and Man United in the Champions League?

Honestly, I just want Messi in the PL so it's easier to watch him on tv every weekend. Don't really care what team he goes to or whether or not he needs to prove anything.

A few matches a year is a different thing from a whole year of playing against harder teams every weekend.

We were talking about the quality of the league oppositions overall, not about particular teams
Of course Barcelona is stronger than Bastia and Bournemouth
You're an idiot lol

You shouldn't be proud of beating a joke of a club
Arselel is Arselel

Because he lives in Barcelona, they have good food, the weather is nice and he takes two steps outside of his mansion and there's a beach right there, why go to engerland and be surrounded by inbreds, besides that, the weather sucks and the """"food""" is terrible.

I'd rather live in England than your Argentinian shithole desu

Because he plays in a farm league

I think it would be the language barrier, what's the point of struggling in the last years of his career with something worthless like that?

We have pizza and sprite and Messi is an autistic retard who probably only leaves his house for training and matches.

>Pique

He was a bench player during his time at United

he would rip the pl apart. the people who say he aren't are just ironically shitposting it's clear he would shit all over every team if he joined any of the top 6 clubs here

At least our rain doesn't stink of fish

yeah like aguero amirite

>he is the only player besides Ronaldo to even deserve to be placed at the level of Messi currently.

But can he do it on a balmy, starry Wednesday night in Manchester?

>this flag
>this topic

>Pique
>it's an American starting watching football in 2014 yet talks with confidence and vigour about stuff he knows nothing about episode
>it's 90% of American posts

>the epl is too physical for small players

literally how is this meme still alive? paul scholes is apparently rated as one of the best english midfielders and he's fucking shorter than messi
silva and aguero have also been the best players in epl ever since they moved there

It's not even about being small, it's about Messi's weakness against strong physical opposition
Messi gets taken apart with Argentina
Imagine him facing EPL teams every week

Not really, the way Suarez plays is very different to Messi. Suarez is way more physical and he plays an overall stronger football, in Liverpool he was alone and he still managed to do a lot, even improved those 2 nigglets he played with(Sturridge and the other one).

Penaldo was similar, he wasn't that much of a faggot back when he was younger, he used to take advantage of his strenght since he's a pretty big guy(inb4 Sup Forums) and well built. Since he went to Madrid he's been a real diva.

Messi fails in Argentina when he plays, well fail would not be the best word but he doesn't play like in Barcelona. Ronaldo kinda does the same nowadays for Portugal but he used to be a lot better, never happened to Suarez though since he also used to play alone in Uruguay and he was great, now he's even better, these past 2-3 games he gave pretty much all the assists to Kekvani and made him actually score goals to everyone's surprise.

I don't think Messi would do well, he clearly can only display his best at Barcelona. It's the only football he's used to

He's an amazing player, but he's clearly not able to adapt himself to other teams

>imagine him facing dumb, slow britbongs with zero (0) technique
would be entertainng tbqh

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You can't be GOAT if you've only ever played for one team. You need to prove yourself in different situations to prove that your current circumstances aren't just a fluke. So Messi needs to move if he wants to be GOAT, and playing in the best league in the world sounds like the perfect test for him.

>implying Kanté is a britbong
EPL means English Premier League but it's not full of shitty English players
It's full of foreigners

I played D1 college soccer and have been watching euro soccer for almost 20 years. I know more than you do most likely

He's got a good thing going already

>He has nothing to prove

World Cup. He can't be the best if he doesn't win one.

Also he's kind of a little bitch, remember when he """""quit""""" Argentina because people were being mean? No south american is like that, he's clearly european

>I played D1 college soccer

I don't what the fuck this means. You and your fat pals had a kick about? Who gives a fuck.

Of course you do

>I played D1 college soccer
is this supposed to mean anything?

>no Ivy League school in the world
>in the world
Forgot there were Ivy Leagues everywhere. What is that from?

Division 1 college soccer. Even though it's a stupid system, its the second highest level of play besides MLelS.

Meanwhile youre shoving your gullet full of Walkers and shit lager, acting like you know shit on Sup Forums

Division 1 I assume, which given the top level pro american football league has only recently reached the standards of league 2, must be around the equivalent of blind football over here.

Spanish CLs in 21st century: 8
English CLs in 21st century: 3 (let's be generous and say 4, courtesy of Manure's 1999)

Spain on international stage: two Euros and WC.
Englel on international stage: TOPKEK

Famous English midfielders: Lampard, Gerrard, Scholes... 4 CLs combined, kek. Meanwhile Iniesta and Xavi had to build extra rooms for all the blitz.

21st century UEFA Cup/Europa League: Spain 8, Englel 3.

HAHAHAHAHA.

> muh intensity
> muh parity
> muh prelim toughball

Englel playoff wins on international level in the last 20 years: Denmark and Ecuador.

Lord of the Rings

>which given the top level pro american football league has only recently reached the standards of league 2

MLS is almost as good as the English Championship tbf. LA and NYC could probably get promoted.

>He's an amazing player, but he's clearly not able to adapt himself to other teams

Spic, he's literally only played for two different teams in his life. You fucking nigger.

>MLS is almost as good as the English Championship tbf
mls is literally inferior to the danish superliga. none of the american teams would get a single point in any champions league group

Nobody cares Yankee

>playing in the best league in the world sounds like the perfect test for him

But he already plays in the best league in the world.

And he only succeeded in Barcelona, you discount slav.

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Delusional lelpl faggots

He's mad the biter generally gets carried by Messi, not something he can deny of he actually watched matches

>It's not even about being small, it's about Messi's weakness against strong physical opposition
But Messi doesn't struggle against "strong physical opposition". Did you even watch how he dismantled the best EPL's best defense in 2011 final for example? Did you see how a "strong physical" defender like Vidić couldn't cope with his movement and trickery, to the point it was literally embarassing to watch him?

Messi struggles more against mobile defenders that can cover space fast, not against "strong physical lads". Yeah, such defenders would win 50:50s and aerials against him, but Messi's game never revolved around that.

>Messi gets taken apart with Argentina
Lol no. He's absolutely the best argentinian performer since 2010. If you want to see a guy players being taken apart in Argentina, just watch them playing without Messi.

>Imagine him facing EPL teams every week
Yeah, he'd have a field day against defenders like Shawcross, Jagielka, Huth, Morgan etc.

>D1 college soccer
is that like categories of disabilities at the paralympics?

>2 teams make a league

>He's absolutely the best argentinian performer since 2010.
Then why doesn't he win anything? He couldn't even win the cup in 2011, at home.

>football is a 1-man sport

Daily reminder:

1. La Liga
2. Bundesliga
3. Seria A
t-4. EPL
t-4. MLS

tragic post

>TFW you remember all the "Messi will never get passed vidic and Rio"posting
That ass raping was glorious

He'd start strong but once the defenders got used to him they could out-muscle his attacks.

Kind of like Pep this year, actually.

tbf he didn't.

Fucking Paraguay reached the finals, who do they have? They certainly don't have le comegordas ,the burned meme man Missi or all the other argentinian "figures"

Who the fuck did Uruguay have? suarez? 33 year old Forlan? fucking Arevalo rios that can't stop eating chori?

And what club do you play for, Harry?

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Those trophies were won by more than just real and barca

Yeah, joke ones like the UEFA cup that Fulham and Middlesbrough have made finals of in the last 10 years

>Bundesliga

>Then why doesn't he win anything?
The same reason why he won things with Barcelona. This is a team sport, Diego.

>He couldn't even win the cup in 2011, at home.
You mean, Argentina couldn't win it. If you remember that game, he assisted Higuain's equalizer and then Tevez missed in penalty shoot out.

>the english league is so shit they can't even reach the final of the joke cups anymore
sad tbqh

We're comparing leagues, not cherry picked clubs or players
Your post is irrelevant, sir from a shithole country

>But Messi doesn't struggle against "strong physical opposition". Did you even watch how he dismantled the best EPL's best defense in 2011 final for example? Did you see how a "strong physical" defender like Vidić couldn't cope with his movement and trickery, to the point it was literally embarassing to watch him? Messi struggles more against mobile defenders that can cover space fast, not against "strong physical lads".
Winning once every 2 months againt an EPL side is different from repeating this feat every week
He'd end up in the infirmary room in no time
Also, he's greatly helped at Barcelona because he's surrounded with talented players, his opponents don't solely focus on him, they have to focus on Neymar, Suarez, Iniesta and Rakitic at the same time
If Messi has a hard time playing for Argentina, he will get beaten up in the EPL

>Lol no. He's absolutely the best argentinian performer since 2010. If you want to see a guy players being taken apart in Argentina, just watch them playing without Messi.
Yeah and he was so successful he literally gave up on playing for Argentina

>Yeah, he'd have a field day against defenders like Shawcross, Jagielka, Huth, Morgan etc.
That sure is some cherry picking up lad

>Willingly wanting to live in England

>it's the second highest level of play besides MLelS

Lmao. D1 sawker isnt even 3rd division tier in strength. It's an absolute joke.

He compared trophies in three tournaments, fucking player positions, international tournaments, and more. And MUH BRAVE ENGLAND still comes up short.

Literally the only reason you think the pl is "best in the world la" is because Thierry Henry said so in that sky commercial.

Pretty sure Livershit did it last season. What year is it in Denmark?

Related question: why do all EPL players flop in MLS?

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My point is that i know first hand how the sport work, probably better than that inbred Bong

Ahmed, between Leicester's 2016 and Arsenal's '04, literally only three teams dominated Premiershit and won trophys: Manure, Chelsky and Shitty. Which is exact same number as in Spain: Barcelona, Real and Atletico.

Premiershit winners in 21st century: Manure, Arsenal, Chelsky, Shitty and Ranieri.

LaLiga winners in 21st century: Depor, Valencia, Real, Barcelona, Atletico.

Conclusion: 5 each, with both competitions having one dominant franchise - Manure and Barcelona. However, Manure in Yurop: ONE CL, Barcelona in Yurop: FOUR CLs. Englel and Premiershit BTFO.

Spanish CLs in 21st century: 8
English CLs in 21st century: 3 (let's be generous and say 4, courtesy of Manure's 1999)

Spain on international stage: two Euros and WC.
Englel on international stage: TOPKEK

>Messi with Barcelona
Messi is so good, he could easily win in any league
>Messi with Argentina
Well it's a team sport, h-he's not shit, it's the team

Re: Messi in EPL, he'd be playing in teams way worse than Argie's NT. He'd die on his arse in those circumstances.

Isn't this what the Champions League is for?

Claiming you know how the sport works because you played amateur American soccer (unpaid) is like me saying I know the ins and outs of boxing because I had a fight in the school playground. Stop posting fat cunt.

>He'd start strong but once the defenders got used to him they could out-muscle his attacks.

You fail to grasp my point. You can't outmuscle someone you can't catch/track down. How do you explain Silva or Coutinho being so dominant in such a "physical" league?

>Bong retardation

>if we discount the certain years you can see that things are exactly the same

If we discount Atleti's one win, it's been nothing but Barca and Real for over a decade.

>To be fair Suarez dominated both leagues,
Scoring 20 of 32 goals against Norwich and Newcastle is not dominating. Sturridge actually won more points for Liverpoo than Suarez did that season. Makes sense the stat padder ran to La Liga so quick.

Silva was a Toure babby and Coutinho has won nothing in England

Silva and Coutinho play in midfield and their main asset isn't beating players with dribbling. Dribbling is what you must be doing for making such a retarded post, you war torn arsewipe.

No its not Herbert but ok