Hey lads you guys could probably clear up something I've wondered about for awhile...

Hey lads you guys could probably clear up something I've wondered about for awhile, what's it like going to a strip club? I've never been because it's not something your supposed to to alone, and going with friends just seems like inviting your friends over to watch porn, it's weird and I don't want to be around my friends all having boners, let alone a whole building full of them, it seems like it'd be so awkward. Also seems like the ultimate blue ball thing, do you ever actually cum in there? Or just go get horny and drive home that way? Someone please give me the run down

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>Get horny and drive away
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but for real, it depends on the club, some are like kinky places for rich people, some are shitholes where you pay for fuck teens

Nah im 18 I'm just curious, they seem weird.
I know your hardly allowed to even touch them and when your getting a lap dance you basically have to keep your hands by your side or something. I don't buy that there's any chance the girls would fuck you if that's what you mean

Lol where do you got your resource? GTA 4?, as i said, it depends, if its like a "prestige"one mostly like you said, but if is some hood,illegal one you can do lots of shit, but sure in both they will drain your cash, specialy in the illegal ones since they have ladies who put shit on your drink, anyways if youre charming enough you can get a nice legal stripper to be your waifu since in the legal prestige ones theyre more "artist" than hookers

Lol yeah GTA is about my experience with strip clubs. Are they worth going to?

>sure in both they will drain your cash
This is enough to accurately describe any strip club I think.

If you want to get laid for cash go to an escort. Strip clubs can be fun if you don't expect much of it in the first place, but I doubt it's OP's case.

I'm not saying I'm expecting to go to one and get laid or something, I'm not even planning on going to one, probably ever for reasons listed above. What I'm asking for is just kind of what someone who has gone to a few does at them and why they like them or dislike them

As fagget here said, yes if its your first time, it really has no sense to go further, youre watching porn in 3d whitout the sex, get a nice hooker if you want to fuck, meth ones are fine since they only want the money to get high and they will do almost anything, watch out whit the AIDS tho

I doubt most anyone on here or anywhere has actually gotten with an escort, I'd say only old rich dudes really do that. Id be too afraid of catching an inevitable std or ending up getting jumped either by being set up or just being in a shitty part of town. It sounds fun though, it'd be cool to hook up with someone over the Internet but I'd have the same problems

So, my opinion
>Its fun to go for the first time, specialy whit friends,but alone its nice to for the lapdance shit
>Thats all, you dont want to get back but if you fall in love whit some brazilian pole dancer

I can't imagine that wouldn't be a little awkward user with or without friends

Do you even Tinder?, its a nice app tbh, if youre decent looking or have a big peepee you can get laid easily since Tinder its like the "cool kids" app nowadays, craiglist is an option too, you can also get some good looking trap, just live bro, fuck it, middle fingers up, but as you said watch out whit the std

Why awkward?, youre not buying kids in the dip weed, just go whit confidence and enjoy the sight, also you can make friends there, even whit the strippers, relax, if you want to go its ok, is not the big deal you think

Ha I'm decent looking but I don't think girls get on tinder looking for decent and I'm sure there's plenty of plenty of dudes who offer more than I do on there so I'm not gonna waste some poor girls time lol. I'd be down to meet with a CL trap though but I figure they'd all be pretty damn ugly in person, not that they need to be perfect looking but ya know. I'll probably give that a go sometime in the future for keks. Have you ever met up with someone on CL?
Also I know how I'm probably coming off I'm not a virgin and I'm as normal as anyone else on Sup Forums, I still think it'd be fun to get with a stranger off CL

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Yeah, i meet one like a year ago, pretty chill, we ended up as friends after all, gonna give you a free tip, meet people, lots of them, not even a PhD can do the same for you as knowing lots of people, you can get really good friends, fucks and even busisness, dont be shy and don get obsessed whit anybody, they say there are 7billions of people, meet as much of them as you can, keep the nice ones and dump the cunts, anyways trust me,most people are nice, you just have to find the way to approach, i used to be a lonely fagget, and trust me, even if youre ok being alone (like me) you wont regret meeting new people,do it

For sure man. How'd that all go down, trap look pretty nice? Do they try to talk feminine lol

They talk femenine, isnt like theyre playing dude, i make fun of almost all but i can tell you theyre fine, theyre girls in the body of a guy, nothing hormones cant solve, pic is one who post sometimes here

>theyre girls in the body of a guy
Don't delude yourself. They're guys role playing as girls and there is nothing wrong with that.

Oh I'm not saying I'm iffy about traps I've always had a thing for them, but most I see on CL are pretty overweight or questionable, a decent one seems like finding a needle in a haystack. Do you have a pic of the one you hooked up with

Sure, pic related

I'm really into traps but Id assume most aren't very mentally stable. I'd guess most come from poor backgrounds and are pretty physiologically damaged. It's a shame they can't dress all the time i honestly wouldn't write off having a relationship with a stable one if that exists, seeing one in guy mode after fucking him would weird me out though

Kek

Pretty cute user, lucky dude/10. She looks pretty comfy.

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Lol this is another thing I don't know whether I'd react like this or not >he whatever as long as he looks like a cute girl, I couldn't go for anyone looking too boyish at all, really feminine twinks I often can't even get into

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