>you wake up, the US has declared war on your country
what do you DO?
>you wake up, the US has declared war on your country
what do you DO?
Masturbate
Wonder if that still makes Turkey our worst ally
they still would be somehow
reinstate the empire and turn trump into a kebab maker
MUH NATO
Join them so we can make Norway the 51st State as soon as possible.
I will make Greece to your new Vietnam.
die
die was?
Win
We're supposed to do something?
>flood country
>Netherlands is now underwater
>niggers can't swim
>Netherlands can't get invaded by the US
Assemble the Confederate Army
nobody likes a dead fish
Destroy USA in 1 week
why are their legs so scrawny?
They'd find a way for sure
Leg day is the worst day.
we get bombed again
they look so bored and totally up for war.
i'm scared.
Shitpost about it before we get eradicated
???
wow you just made him look like even more of a bitch
Join army and die.
Jeez looks like they are going to die from heart stroke before the deployment
>reinstate the empire
Just that easy, eh?
heat, you say?
>heart stroke
Stroke is when blood is cut off to brain, heart attack is when blood gets cut off to heart.
nuke and get nuked
it would be heart attack + stroke so heart stroke
The queen will tell canada to invade.Say to the mexicans if they fight on our side we will give them back muh aztlan,and give the south independance if they join too.
personally I'd enlist to kill some russkies
>be american
>want to shoot someone
>get shot
>be russian
1 russian would kill 1000000 americans on battlefield
>1 russian would kill 1000000 americans on battlefield
*in counter strike
I surrender and become a prisoner in an American ebony goddess' personal dungeon.
>you will never become Malia's fucktoy
americans are overweight and spoiled
you get to be the first nation to die
Do you make an erroneous bomb until declaration of war?
Not only "an erroneous bomb" that drives a missile at a wedding house?
Do you even get drunk?
Masturbate furiously as I wait for the sweet release of death.
bater uma punheta
Read a short pray and get ready to die because that means both our countries are going to destroy the world in an hour.
what
Join the Right Wing Death Squads, I guess.
Well, Americans only fought for real in vidya so we can't know, maybe they are strong :^)
Russians are notorious for bombing unusual targets both on accident and on the basis that the target acts as a support for terrorist activities.
Since I'm in the commiest university in /lat/ probably join one of the several insurgence groups formed in there.
I'm a mechatronics undergrad, so I could help by making some IEDs for the resistance and filming some jihadist like videos of american soldiers having their legs blown off.
You mean russian generals are notorious for putting their big fat thumb across the map when ordering "precision" air and artillery strikes. The enemy can't fight if their families have to sleep in a crater.
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