You wake up, the US has declared war on your country

>you wake up, the US has declared war on your country

what do you DO?

Masturbate

Wonder if that still makes Turkey our worst ally

they still would be somehow

reinstate the empire and turn trump into a kebab maker

MUH NATO

Join them so we can make Norway the 51st State as soon as possible.

I will make Greece to your new Vietnam.

die

die was?

Win

We're supposed to do something?

>flood country
>Netherlands is now underwater
>niggers can't swim
>Netherlands can't get invaded by the US

Assemble the Confederate Army

nobody likes a dead fish

Destroy USA in 1 week

why are their legs so scrawny?

They'd find a way for sure

Leg day is the worst day.

we get bombed again

they look so bored and totally up for war.

i'm scared.

Shitpost about it before we get eradicated

???

wow you just made him look like even more of a bitch

Join army and die.

Jeez looks like they are going to die from heart stroke before the deployment

>reinstate the empire
Just that easy, eh?

heat, you say?

>heart stroke
Stroke is when blood is cut off to brain, heart attack is when blood gets cut off to heart.

nuke and get nuked

it would be heart attack + stroke so heart stroke

The queen will tell canada to invade.Say to the mexicans if they fight on our side we will give them back muh aztlan,and give the south independance if they join too.

personally I'd enlist to kill some russkies

>be american
>want to shoot someone
>get shot

>be russian

1 russian would kill 1000000 americans on battlefield

>1 russian would kill 1000000 americans on battlefield

*in counter strike

I surrender and become a prisoner in an American ebony goddess' personal dungeon.

>you will never become Malia's fucktoy

americans are overweight and spoiled

you get to be the first nation to die

Do you make an erroneous bomb until declaration of war?
Not only "an erroneous bomb" that drives a missile at a wedding house?
Do you even get drunk?

Masturbate furiously as I wait for the sweet release of death.

bater uma punheta

Read a short pray and get ready to die because that means both our countries are going to destroy the world in an hour.

what

Join the Right Wing Death Squads, I guess.

Well, Americans only fought for real in vidya so we can't know, maybe they are strong :^)

Russians are notorious for bombing unusual targets both on accident and on the basis that the target acts as a support for terrorist activities.

Since I'm in the commiest university in /lat/ probably join one of the several insurgence groups formed in there.
I'm a mechatronics undergrad, so I could help by making some IEDs for the resistance and filming some jihadist like videos of american soldiers having their legs blown off.

You mean russian generals are notorious for putting their big fat thumb across the map when ordering "precision" air and artillery strikes. The enemy can't fight if their families have to sleep in a crater.

Enter Sup Forums, start shitposting about Trump

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