How can Hollywood keep getting away with pumping out garbage like this?

How can Hollywood keep getting away with pumping out garbage like this?

Muh nostalgia

>mfw I literally just finished watching this for the first time and came to make a thread about it

It sucked desu

JW WORKED BECAUSE IT HAD A TRADITIONAL STRONG MALE SEXIST HERO AS THE LEAD

TAKE NOTE SONY

Sky?

It was going to make bank on name alone, but how was it able to receive modestly positive critical reception? I can't imagine anyone legitimately enjoying this movie out side of "dinosaurs r cool" or the blatant nostalgia pandering.

DUNNA DU DU DU DU DUNNA DU DUNNA DU DU DU DU DU DUNNA DU DU DU DUNNA DU DUNNA DU DU DU DU>> DUNNA DU!

>tfw they'll probably get rid of Claire in the sequel because she got fat

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There are people who actually think this is better than the first two films

Aside from the aunt, I can't think of a single thing I enjoyed in this movie

MOMMY

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Jurassic Park > Jurassic World > Lost World >>> JP III

It was fun, and that's what it intended.

So we all agree, without a doubt, that the first Jurassic Park was the best, right? Because I got in an argument with a girl at work that said JW was better and like 10 dudes jumped in and said she was right. I thought they were just thirsty.

because dinos are cool

It was one of the best recent blockbusters

I really don't understand the "hate" for this movie

But hey I'm on Sup Forums, people manage to think BvS was good or "kino"

Second movie is fucking trash, where are you retards suddenly coming out from?

Agreed though I would accept JP > JP II > JW > JP III as well. Only good thing about 3 was Sam Neill and Laura Dern being in it(even if Dern was there just to be there).

no user, you are trash.