Go
Go
I hope you can Kerry deez nuts in your mouth;)
Dubs. Deliver op
the head of my after seeing your text
Let me Fuck your mouth with my mushroom dick
Try harder user
Do you want to come over ?
I want to eat a pizza with you. But like, romantically.
Tell her to go kill herself in the most rude manner, OP.
I want to eat a pizza with you. But like, I wanna fuck you as you eat the pizza
Darth plagueis copypasta
Hi ho, hi ho, in your ass, I will go.
"I hate boring white girls like you. You girls have no hobbies other than makeup. You have no ass or tits. You probably think ketchup is spicy. Fuck off Kerry. I would rather suck a dick than fuck you."
Slappin my pud rn
"Ever have your ass eaten by an autistic faggot?"
*Clears throat nervously*
Kerry, you are so beautiful to me. If I could have you for a single night, I'd die the happiest man on earth.
Please be my valentine.
x
Say "your a cheap dimewhore. And I love it."
i was wondering what the back of your legs felt like against my chest
Rerolling
"You're so hot, you remind me of my mom"
"Oh hey, you looking to get fucked or what?"
"I no joke like you."
hi bby wanna see something cool
Rerolling.
Winrar!
Already got dubs
can you send me a pic of you in your panties?
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Tits or gtfo
Ever notice how cat's heads get all squishy after you skullfuck them?
Quick work! Keep em coming
Kiss my ass, romantically
OP you fucking piece of shit
I wonder if she shares the same feelings
I've been told i have a dick that's almost as big as a niggers
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"Like, I wanna form a loving, lasting relationship with you.. I can feel it from deep inside my heart that I'm instantaneously attracted to you in every conceivable way"
Roll
Check this out
Can you tell what chloroform smells like?
Let's hang out tonight
Rolling for this
"you seem really nice" if you don't know her and "your actually really nice" if you do know her
lets get OP laidddd
Bump
Let's meet up asap
Do u like my little pony? It's my favourite.
How many loads of cum do you think you can swallow?
> Dickpic
Winner
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Has she responded yet?
If you don't have a dick im not interested
Dubs wasted.
OP is gonna get some
"I'm Tryna see tha whole tidy"
With two d's tho
I propose you send them both.
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damn I got two dubs in a row
what the fuck, OP
She didn't seem to respond to that like a normal person would
Uhhhh, nothing much.. Sure i could hang
Do you eat ass
RIP OP
if dubs nothing lets hang out if you're free
Uhhhh, nothing much.. Sure i could hang.
"I'll bring the rope"
This
when i fuck women they ask "is it in yet?"
"W-well...if you wanted to...senpai..."
Fuckk OP dont do the newfag dubs.. do serious ones.. This can be the day Sup Forums got OP laid
lmfao
roll
show me what youre wearing right now first
WE GOT TWO WINNERS
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Dubs are dubs
Add: can you bring painkillers?
HOLY FUCKING TRIPS DUDE
Go bowling
Sure
wait girl wrote you first?
Trips have spoken. You have to send "WE GOT TWO WINNERS" with no context.
OP is white
HOLY SHIT THE DUBS HAVE ALSO SPOKEN
and again, too
"The Russians are almost fucking Our country as hard as I'm going to fuck you tonight"
They always write me first
add: "i'm gonna fuck you harder than daenerys got fucked by khal drogo"
getting laid in 2 texts, new Sup Forums record?
Rool
is she a bot tho
I respect and value you as a person.
Winrar
Kek winrar within a winrar with 2 winrars in winrar
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wins!
Hey which country you from?? just curious
holy hell OP I hope you get vagina tonight
is op fucking dead