Go

Go

I hope you can Kerry deez nuts in your mouth;)

Dubs. Deliver op

the head of my after seeing your text

Let me Fuck your mouth with my mushroom dick

Try harder user

Do you want to come over ?

I want to eat a pizza with you. But like, romantically.

Tell her to go kill herself in the most rude manner, OP.

I want to eat a pizza with you. But like, I wanna fuck you as you eat the pizza

Darth plagueis copypasta

Hi ho, hi ho, in your ass, I will go.

"I hate boring white girls like you. You girls have no hobbies other than makeup. You have no ass or tits. You probably think ketchup is spicy. Fuck off Kerry. I would rather suck a dick than fuck you."

Slappin my pud rn

"Ever have your ass eaten by an autistic faggot?"

*Clears throat nervously*

Kerry, you are so beautiful to me. If I could have you for a single night, I'd die the happiest man on earth.

Please be my valentine.

x

Say "your a cheap dimewhore. And I love it."

i was wondering what the back of your legs felt like against my chest

Rerolling

"You're so hot, you remind me of my mom"

"Oh hey, you looking to get fucked or what?"

"I no joke like you."

hi bby wanna see something cool

Rerolling.

Winrar!

Already got dubs

can you send me a pic of you in your panties?

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Tits or gtfo

Ever notice how cat's heads get all squishy after you skullfuck them?

Quick work! Keep em coming

Kiss my ass, romantically

OP you fucking piece of shit

I wonder if she shares the same feelings

I've been told i have a dick that's almost as big as a niggers

...

"Like, I wanna form a loving, lasting relationship with you.. I can feel it from deep inside my heart that I'm instantaneously attracted to you in every conceivable way"

Roll

Check this out

Can you tell what chloroform smells like?

Let's hang out tonight

Rolling for this

"you seem really nice" if you don't know her and "your actually really nice" if you do know her

lets get OP laidddd

Bump

Let's meet up asap

Do u like my little pony? It's my favourite.

How many loads of cum do you think you can swallow?

> Dickpic

Winner

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Has she responded yet?

If you don't have a dick im not interested

Dubs wasted.

OP is gonna get some

"I'm Tryna see tha whole tidy"

With two d's tho

I propose you send them both.

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damn I got two dubs in a row

what the fuck, OP

She didn't seem to respond to that like a normal person would

Uhhhh, nothing much.. Sure i could hang

Do you eat ass

RIP OP
if dubs nothing lets hang out if you're free

Uhhhh, nothing much.. Sure i could hang.

"I'll bring the rope"

This

when i fuck women they ask "is it in yet?"

"W-well...if you wanted to...senpai..."

Fuckk OP dont do the newfag dubs.. do serious ones.. This can be the day Sup Forums got OP laid

lmfao

roll

show me what youre wearing right now first

WE GOT TWO WINNERS

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Dubs are dubs

Add: can you bring painkillers?

HOLY FUCKING TRIPS DUDE

Go bowling

Sure

wait girl wrote you first?

Trips have spoken. You have to send "WE GOT TWO WINNERS" with no context.

OP is white

HOLY SHIT THE DUBS HAVE ALSO SPOKEN

and again, too

"The Russians are almost fucking Our country as hard as I'm going to fuck you tonight"

They always write me first

add: "i'm gonna fuck you harder than daenerys got fucked by khal drogo"

getting laid in 2 texts, new Sup Forums record?

Rool

is she a bot tho

I respect and value you as a person.

Winrar

Kek winrar within a winrar with 2 winrars in winrar

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wins!

Hey which country you from?? just curious

holy hell OP I hope you get vagina tonight

is op fucking dead