What's the largest thing you ever put up your bumhole, faggots?

What's the largest thing you ever put up your bumhole, faggots?

My girlfriend's strapon has two sizes, so the bigger one of those options.

My dad and uncle's dick at the same time

A singular finger.
Biggest thing to come out on the other hand, well now you're talking...

I took a shit 3 days ago that looked to be 4 1/2inches in diameter and 5 feet long. It weighed more than 10 pounds.

2" dia buttplug

My shit !

you mean you put your shit back up your bumhole?!

You mean to say you don't?

op us s a faggy bitch ass swedish nigga cuck.

What the fuck are you trying to say?

plunger

A wine bottle, big end.

9 inch insertable dildo

A Wii Remote

Paris Hilton

Cucumber

Two fingers.

I'm saving my ass for a hot tranny trap or a girl that's into pegging.

Mr. Slave?

This

Gfs fist

How'd you weigh it?????

I only put food in my ass never shit

But y not tho?

My finger once in a while to get that itch. Nothing more nothing less

Wash your ass you freak.

Pic related.

A thermometer when I was little. Faggot.

What are those pills?

Lex Steele replica dildo. I was able to take it balls deep with much less effort than I would have thought.

Felt pretty gud.

Shaving cream can, about 7.5"" circumference. Any bigger and my narrow pelvis would shatter

Was a real challenge, but after hours of pain and agony I finally managed to take that beast.

>no wide base
You're just asking for it to get sucked in and need surgery

baby shampoo bottle filled with water. Then squeezed it hard. I shit for an hour

Wow, that's impressive. I took Lex no problem so I bought the Flash Brown dildo and it's been impossible to take.

This one girl's boobs

A parking bollard. Got drunk one evening and stumbled into an empty grocery store parking lot.

Pic related

Anybody got the gif of a guy shitposting in Scotland?

Oxycodone and diazepam, a bottoms best friend

Both my wife's hands at the same time.

I win.

Haha I know I need to upgrade. Any recommendations,?

Oxycodone is lame

...

When I was 17 I found mums dildo's, I cleaned out my ass and played with it for a bit to loosen myself up and then I put the foot long double ended dildo in my ass and jerked off, I got it all the way up there, I cleaned it very thoroughly afterwards and put it back where I found it.

Sure, but it helps withe the initial pain of penetration, and helps me last longer

Omg I think I'd die..

...on the other hand, is really wanna try it