The villain of the last movie you saw tries to kill you

The villain of the last movie you saw tries to kill you.
The main character of the last tv show you saw protects you.
How fucked are you?

i'm not sure who the villain in margin call is
maybe capitalism itself?

>the old guy from Hot Fuzz
vs
>Piper from OITNB


tbqh it's anyone's game

Captain Archer
vs
Lex Luther Jr

Preacher wins

>Frank Booth from Blue Velvet
vs
>Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks

>Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China
>Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

I'm fucking dead

Big Brother 1984
Vs
Anakin Skywalker Clone Wars

Old guy from hot fuzz

V

Raylin Jennings from Justified

Im good

>Steve from the Italian Job
vs.
>Mike from Stranger Things

Well. Steve easily intercepts Mike as he attempts to flee on his bicycle. Just before Steve puts a bullet in Mike's head, Eleven appears out of nowhere to kill him with her mind powers.

Winner: Mike

>Raylin Jennings

> Tony Soprano protecting me from the Vietcong

Would he protect a moolie as long as I'm not fucking his daughter?

Channing Tatum from Hail, Caesar!
vs
Lister from Red Dwarf

I'm going with Lister because of the tech.

>Hopper from Stranger Things
vs
>Rico from Judge Dredd

Oh man they're gonna fight over the LAAAAAW

>Macbeth (Macbeth 2015)
>Jon Snow (Game of Thrones)

I don't think this fight can realistically end.

[Joyriding Intensifies]

>Billy Murphy from The Final Girls
vs
>Jim West from The Wild Wild West

West would find a way. At the very least I would get to hang out in his private train

Rowan (Ghostbusters 2016) vs David Brent from the British Office.

Dude are you me?

>Tusk
Oh holy fuck
>Gundam Wing
I think Heero can safely fuck up an old walrus obsessed freak

>the ayy lmaos from edge of tomorrow
>President Selina Meyer

Pretty fucked

Judge Claude Frollo from Disney's Hunchback
VS
Sean and Gus from Psych

Looks like I burn at the stake.

>Godzilla
vs
>Guys from the detectorists

Yeah pretty fucked

The Emperor Nero from Quo Vadis
Phoebe Thunderman from The Thundermans

Hopefully I will get to nail her before I die in the arena

>shady bankers (the big short)
>Sheriff whatshisname (Stranger Things)

Idk even know senpai

>South African consul from Lethal Weapon 2
vs
>Dr. Huxtable from the Cosby Show
They're both old guys but the consul is a racist with a gun so I'm basically fucked

The Nun Ghost from Conjuring 2
VS
Tony Soprano

>John du Pont from Foxcatcher
VS
>Penny from My 600-lb Life

Penny's mass would render John's mat abilities useless and would likely shield me from gunfire

>Gendo Ikari from 3.33

vs

>Colin Farrel from True Detective

I think I'm dead.

Stay Puft vs. Mulder and Scully
I mean if some washed up physicists from New York can make it work, I should be fine.

>the killer bunny from monty python
>seinfeld himself

it's over freund

>the smart Gremlin from Gremlins 2
vs
>Jim from the Office

eh.

>Bloodthirsty cannibal savages from Bone Tomahawk
V.S.
>Preacher

I think he's got this, even without god powers he can shoot the dick off a man at 50 paces.

>crazy cult guy from the invitation

vs

>Naz from the night of

pretty even but I think I'm dead

The Kurgen

V

Bob Ross

Beat the devil out of him, Bob.

>Xenomorph from Alien
>11 from Stranger Things

Not even close, baybee

So the villian of the Big Short? Maybe all of Wallstreet? Investment banks? So they'll try to kill me.

And to protect me? Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys.

Not sure how this'll turn out.

jeff from community vs the japanese army from thin red line
he will charm his way out of it

Jeff Winger vs. 1954 Godzilla

I'm so fucked.

>wiggers from grind trying to kill me
I'm not sure who the "main" character of LOST would be; Jack is my instinct, but Locke and Ben are tied to the island more. Either way I feel extremely confident I'll be fine.

>The Thuggee guy from Temple of Doom
versus
>Preacher

>Bane vs Commander Sisko

Sisko might just phaser his ass before Bane gets to the next step of his master plan

>implying Michael Scott isn't the main character
>implying he wouldn't find his desk gun and protect the shit out of you just for being his friend

>main character
>absent from 2 full seasons

>Hank Hill vs the Cloverfield monster
im fucked. I tell you what...

Who's the villain of Withnail and I?
The Poacher?
It's Withnail isn't it?

Withnail vs Ethan Chandler
I'm feeling pretty secure. Even if he hires the poacher for muscle.

The zombies from Shaun of the Dead

Vs

Top Gear

>TONIGHT
>James May kills an elderly man
>I have a pint
>and Richard Hammond hops a fence

>Tatsuya Nakadai in Sanjuro
vs
>Dr Thackery from The Knick

Now I'm only on episode three but I'm pretty sure I'm fucked

...

>Howard from 10 Cloverfield Lane

>Brian Finch from Limitless

Honestly, I'd rather have Agent Harris protect me than Finch since she's reliable 24/7 unlike Brian who's only useful when he's on NZT.

The final two seasons are in Michaels head dude. That's why shit gets so whacky and virtually no work gets done and explains all the recycled plots and jokes
>new Jim Pam and Dwight
>new Jim and new Pam hook up
>Andy always followed Michel like a dog so he imagined him becoming manager like him
>repeated fake phone message gag from receptionist
The only real thing after Michael leaves is the finale. He fills in all the details from the stories he hears at the wedding

>Howard
>villain
Nigger what? The aliens were the enemy. Howard was just mentally unstable hence why he wanted an underground shelter to escape from people and not bother them

El vs. Chad from Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil.

Yeah, I am good.

>Dr Strangelove (is he the villain even?)
>Ricky from trailer park boys

I'll be fine

>implying Winona or dirty mike and the boys aren't the main characters

S-shut up! Do you want me to die, user!?

No he was clearly the villain of the film. The aliens were a plot device and only added in the third act as the villain to tie the movie into the Cloverfield universe.

If will is involved then chad is going down. Winona was sitting with an ax ready to chop a demons head off and the boys took on a shady government for their friend. You have a fair chance.

not sure whose exactly the villain in goodfellas so basically the whole mafia....

and the whole always sunny in philli crew.

Yeah id be fucked

>user fakes his own death
Dooo dooo dooo dododo doododdoooooo

Begrudgingly watched the new purge so is like everyone trying to kill me? Coincidentally watching the episode of Rick and Morty where they purge so I guess I'm good.

Jew Gangster from "Drive" and Dexter from "Dexter"

I'm putting my money on Dexter but I'd probably end up dead so that the writers could showcase Dexter's "humanity"

I could see that as a good one-off episode. Someone just runs into the bar and everyone acts like they've known each other the whole time.
>guys the mafia is after me
>don't worry bro we'll keep you safe
>"the gang gets everyone killed"

Jenna Malone from Neon Demon vs Jerry Seinfeld
W
E
W

lol well they basically did do this episode in the earlier season called mac and charlie die

Sherriff Buford T. Justice vs. Micheal Scott.

Dis gon' be good.

The bunny from Secret Life of Pets is fighting Bojack Horseman
I have no idea how this would turn out

>>and Richard Hammond hops a fence

...

Roy Batty vs. Sam Malone
fucked unless Roy dies halfway through like a fatass during sex

geg

>The Big Short
Fuck, so Wall Street is after me?
>Strange Things
Who's the main character in that, the cop or the kid? Either way I'm fucked.

>the death of the Old South, the expectations of southern belles and masculinity in the 19th century, pride and greediness
Versus
>Frank Hvam

I would watch it

>Luke from Children of Men
versus
>Don Draper from Mad Men

Yeah, I'm gonna die.

>Joker from The Dark Knight
VS
>Captain Kathryn Janeway
Dis gun b gud

Miss Trunchbull from Mathilda vs Rust from TD, I'm fine.

>what are you some kinda sciencey person or some shit with your white dress coat thingy? Don't you know Jim or Jim knows you or some shit?

>Karl Urban in Bourne Supremacy
>The crew of the Raza in Dark Matter

Pretty safe

Blofeld vs Fox Mulder.

>Telepathic guy from hardcore henry
>I don't know who is the main character in the expanse

I am fucked

>Last movie
Chritoph Waltz as Leon Rom in The Legend of Tarzan

VERSUS

Michael Scott from the US version of The Office

I'm pretty fucked desu famalam. Unless it's an episode where Michael is surprisingly capable and shocks everyone by coming out on top.

Macbeth would slaughter Jon Snow, he kills like 150+ people in a single battle. The whole reason he has a claim to the throne is because of his prowess as a warrior.

His armies would decimate Snow's ragtag group of fighters, and 1v1 Macbeth would win every time.

sorry user, I've got nothing against you, but accept your death with dignity

Kid from stranger things vs the T 1000. Fuck.

Biff from Back to the Future vs Sam & Dean Winchester

>General Ripper from Dr Strangelove
vs
>Sarah Manning from Orphan Black

Pretty sure I'm dead unless Sarah is allowed to bring in Helena.

>Gordon Ramsay protecting me from Lex Luthor

Terminally and irreversibly fucked.

Luthor is a weaselly little faggot, Ramsay would destroy him.

Walter white fights a big ass great white shark, who would win

That sheep from Zootopia vs. the Reno 911! crew.

I'm hilariously fucked.

Whoever the villain in The Holiday is. Mulder protects me.

I have nothing.

>Freddy vs Jason
>Dragonball Super

Freddy vs Goku. I think I might be able to survive if I can pull Freddy out of the dreamworld or bait Goku into falling asleep to fight "A strong fighter"

David from the guest
vs.
Elliot from mr.robot

>the guest
>mr robot
That could theoretically go either way

>movie villain
John DuPont from Foxcatcher
>TV show main character
Elliott from Mr. Robot

Uhhhhhhhhh... I guess maybe if Christian Slater takes him over and kills John DuPont, maybe that might work.

This is kind of weird but I guess I could just not let DuPont shoot me.

Alejandro from Sicario vs Yacko Wacko and Dot from Animaniacs

>Villian: Elijah Wood in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Protagonist: Jesse Custer (the preacher) in the show Preacher

I'll take my chances

The Girl from The Ring vs Sam and Dean Winchester...

Guldan trying to kill me
Stan Smith protecting me.

Oops, mines going to be Stan Smith, I watched an episode yesterday

The Good,The Bad, and The Ugly for movie. Lizzie Mcguire for tv show, guess I'm fucked.