Fast5 Netball World Series

Today's matches (AEDT):
12:15 Malawi v South Africa
13:00 Australia v England
13:45 New Zealand v Jamaica
14:30 Australia v South Africa
14:30 New Zealand v Malawi
16:00 Jamaica v Engalnd
17:45 5th v 6th
18:35 3rd v 4th
19:25 1st v 2nd

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Yesterday's matches

Australia 24 v 23 Malawi
South Af 32 v 35 Jamaica
New Zea 36 v 35 England
Australia 35 v 19 Jamaica
England 43-22 Malawi
South Africa 20-49 New Zealand
Jamaica 12-46 Malawi
England 29-29 (Draw) South Africa (buzzer beater 3 to draw the game)
Australia 32-29 New Zealand

On GEM for auscunts
Malawi dominating South Africa late in the 4th

Want a netball gf lads

That Malawi chick was so retarded kek

Net just makes me feel lonely lads

want a natty netball gf lads

Don't we all

no one cares about this SHIT

Post netball 3.14's

It's just 1 day of netball qt's, I don't really care either

Going to watch Australia v England, then go to the gym and hopefully be back for Australia v South Africa.
Should be fine right?

>hadley at C

JUST FUCK MY DELIVERY PASSES UP

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How do i get a gf

that "entrance" was pretty fucking gay 2bh

What's up with her teeth?

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Forgot
It's a girls sport mate what did you expect

Bell and Petit on not elite watch

Yup

Tipett is suck a fucking meme.

>plays GA
>can't shoot from mid or long range
>can't catch
>can only do a meme layup shot from 1 metre

based fucking thwaites

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Cute AF though.

looks more like Will Arnett to me

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kek

KEK

Wish I was the ball

ASICS Ltd.

Nice

Clutch tippet

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bumping

netGODS

Don't be short, have decent physique, dress well, have an outgoing personality and don't be NEET

(((Laura Geitz)))

sharnies teeth gap irritates me 2bh

Shes hot af with her hair tied back, but looks a bit weird when shes not on the court.

I do all of that though

I'd give storm a bit of a perv if you know what i mean

Find 1 girl and target her

so if kiwis win the rest of the games don't matter?

I do know what you mean

Midriffs are so fucking hot

Hers in particular

At the gym, who won?

Want a gf lads

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I want to kiss her belly button and rub her knees

/net/ officially a stronger community than /wog/

Which net would you ball lads?

Is /net/ the greatest southern hemisphere general?

Only just tbqh
Honestly it's 4th behind /afl /nrl/ rug/ in no particular order.
/cric/ is a global general of course

Unironically up there lad.

Unlike /cric/, no one actually feels strongly about the national sides and so >we are united in mutual appreciation of the top tier /net/ waifus.
The irregular /net/ threads are elite.

>/rug/

Literal shithole. I'd rather ""participate"" in /wog/ with the smelly wogs and lebs than post in /rug/

This sport is stupid. Stupid rules and no interest.
A dumbed down version of basketball.

And the girls are ugly strayans and maoris. Nothing comparable to sexy volleyball-girls.

I unironically didn't know fast5 existed until they advertised it during the BBQ cup the other day.
It's literally the GOAT women's sport

Why don't they make Fast5 the main way of playing netball? It's unironically exciting to watch with the power plays and various differing points scored from different places on the court.

It's also shorter so you could have a double header in a single evening for max excitement.

Thank you for your input

Honest question. What sports does France even play besides soccer and Muslim bulletball

Tbh from a spectator's perspective I really like the stripped down versions of sports that are coming out now. I much prefer 7s to union since there's space for the players to move and do shit before a tackle. Same with fast5. T20 can fuck right off though.

Rugby Union is pretty big there
I think they might play handball too?

Maybe if they played in the Bataclan Arena you guys could give it a shot?

Our girls do horse riding, judo, handball and tennis. Real sports, not cringe sports like netball.

>horse riding
yeah girls do that here too
>judo
lolwhat
> handball
never heard of it outside being a pass in AFL and a foul in soccer
>tennis
we play that too

Lmao

The objective GOAT sports for girls are lacrosse, field hockey, netball and now cricket.

>unironically listing horse riding and judo
Had a good giggle lads

Handball is a weird euro sport kinda like soccer, but you carry the ball in your hand and throw it. After three steps you have to bounce the ball, and you can only bounce it three times before you have to stop. It's pretty fucking shit Tbh

Another AUSNZ grand final lads.
Truly the greatest rivalry in sport
See you then

Why did France ruin Judo by removing leg based takedowns?

It's funny that Australia literally gives more of a shit about the netball rivalry with New Zealand than rugby union, which is literally New Zealand's biggest sporting event

Any lookers in the celebrity match lads?

Do you guys unironically like netball?

>the way players bunnyhop embarrassingly
>the way everyone freeze when a player gonna shoot (very slowly)
>no tactics but pure manmarking
>only 2 players can score

Yes
>no tactics
Wrong.

I'd give her a fast5

you obviously never played mixed at uni

goat sport

Billy brownless
M8, it's a cultural thing, literally everyone aussie's sister/gf/crush/mother/Aunty played or plays netball. It's as engrained as AFL and NRL

Is Beth Cobden in the top three QT's?

>/rug/
confirmed newcunt

She's alright, nothing stunning though

In the market for a gf lads. If you know and qt girls than won't be intimidated by my strong and muscular body and elite sporting mind please send them my way

Jamaica take 5th
England take 3rd
AusGODDESSES take gold

Fucked Rachel Jarry in high school lads

Based. I had sex with Brad Hogg's daughter and Ashton Agar's gf, and I also am aquaintances with Justin Langer's daughter who I have heard on good authority likes to put out

>"Celebrity" game is just channel 9 poosanalities

I had mine but she decided she'd rather root some big, muscly footy player.

had the hardest time telling her to fuck off when she tried crawling back claiming I was a better man than him.

Grand final coming up lads, based Malawi as well

hoggy's daughter is a 9/10. wouldn't mind turning her wicket.

she's a 6/10 to be brutally honest with you mate

felt bad about doing her too since my mate had a thing for her

Time to move in lads, she might need consoling soon

she wasn't on good terms with him, but this was back in 2011 so things might have changed

How can it be called a World Series if teams from more than one country are participating?

Hope he does it

Kek true, the AFL grand final should be renamed the World Series too

t. Justin Langer

honestly one of the best posts I've seen an american make

Might save this one to my 'americans who actually get banter' folder lads, very good post

those better not be >our slags, netball players are meant to be cute

Predicting Australia by 8

>New Zealand's anthem
Kek
KEK
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