Capitals at Canucks Gamethread: Sexy Swede Edition

>Canadian hockey teams

>Capitals
>Fans

Pick one.

hansen was better in 1 shift with the sedins than erikkson was with the sedins for 8 games

makes me neurons tingle

This is good hockey. Goalies are standing on their heads.

They were good together during Bettmans World Cup, what the fuck happened

>meme tournaments

a lot of the good sedins/eriksson points were against shit countries with terrible depth (feasting on weak lines/weak D pairings)

funny how we gave him a $36M contract based on meme WHCs production

Hes trying too hard and WD always switching lines doesn't help

Yeah he doesn't really look comfortable at all.

Our forwards suck this year but at least our Defense looks very promising

>Sbisa not fucking up
>edler playing good for being so old
>stretcher is future HOF tier right now
>tanev solid before injury
>gudbranson playing great
>hutton looking like future HOF 2 as well

We just need a 2nd line

gonna be a long season m8s

>you can get paid 36 million dollars to score 0 goals in the nhl

made me think

CANTPUCKS BTFO

Hey guys I think I'm going to go as Erickson for Halloween. Can't think of anything scarier.

Caps killing it.

Wilson looking good.

Niskanen is a beast.

Who the fuck is this dumb bitch commenting on the game? Is she just a part of CBC?

WHY IS HANSEN GOOD

WHY IS ERIKSSON SHIT

took long enough

Hansen minutes with Sedins: 20 minutes, 1 goal

Eriksson minutes with Sedins: 480 minutes, -1 goal

What did he mean by this?

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Dont worry, the nucks can just dump eriksson on vegas next year

>tfw when everyone said the nucks would be at the bottom this year they were actually right

who /ready-for-Nolan/ here

She is normally the host/interviewer for games. idk why she is doing the colour

Patrick was meh at the start of the year and hasn't played in 3 weeks.

Cassie Campbell-Pascal, former captain of the Canadian National Women Hockey team. Retired from hockey after Turin and went into broadcasting for CBC. Covered for Bob Cole once. She's hot

She's not hot, and more recently, she's balding.

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Should be a good goal, he didn't prevent him from making the save

Well, that was the ugliest goal of the year.

better than 63 points...

maybe

Johansson is *so* worth that contract.

>outshot 23-14

huh...

Everyone on the Canucks has either 0 or 1 shot.

Stecher has 3 shots.

Is he for real?

4 shots by Stecher tonight

1.5 shots a night by Eriksson...

BO "SCORED THAT" HORVAT

WEWWWWW

FUCK YOU ERIKSSON YOU FAGGOT

4 FUCKING GOALS

>This is Bo's breakout season

HERE WE GO LADS

bo bear is a great second line with virtanen

>Sbisa fell apart after 3 games
>Edler slow as molasses and can't shoot a puck without breaking his stick

>weird painful cyst thing on hip
>keep shoving needles into it
>blood but no pus

What's the fatality rate of hip cysts?

wtf man

See a doctor ffs.

Elder sucks

???

Self-help. I remove my own ingrown toenails too.

>ingrown toenails

how the fuck does that happen

I hope Eriksson gets fucking benched when Burrows/Rodin is back.

Never going past the second round

I haven't had one in quite a long time. Getting one removed by a podiatrist is ASMR-tier.

Bruh, have you ever rock climbed?

Rock climbing shoes will fuck up your toenails in no time.

hello nucks kiwi

greetings friend

>Henrik slow as a fucking SLUG
>wraps around
>passes to the front of the net
>no-one there

COME ON!

how the fuck do you NOT know?

watched this team for years and Henrik always does this shit

just be open you faggots

Stecher has 5 shots now. 2nd on the team with shots is Horvat with 3.

Oh look, Baertschi hasn't scored a goal this season but looks a billion times better than Eriksson.

LOL

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what a fun game!