Ask a guy who walks around in nothing but his underwear and charizard slippers all day anything

Ask a guy who walks around in nothing but his underwear and charizard slippers all day anything.

Why haven't you grown up yet, you fucking faggot?

What's your favorite furniture?

cuz da real world is scary

La z boy

No robe? Get on my level.
>jealous Sup Forumsfaggots incoming slaving their life away.

>Implying you wouldn't do the same thing if you could

Too hot where I'm at to wear a robe

>too hot.
Aah I see.
This is my surroundings , a robe is nice then.

>Jealous wageslave

I'm jealous.
It's in the upper 80's where I live.

what do you do for a living?

Nothing right now.
Been looking for a job for a while.

Got an interview in a few days.

Damn. It's -17ºc (1ºF ) here in the mountains of northern Sweden.

You should try tourism work if it's possible where you live.
It's what I do. Work 2-3 days a week, make 3-400 dollars per hour plus fees for equipment.
(tour guides etc) Pretty chill if you like nature and being outside.

Sounds pretty cool

It's cool. Can get irritating when you get idiots as customers though. But it's worth it. Like last week.
Just hiked around nature all day with some wealthy fat german dude and his family, made big bank (450 per hour, 12 hour combined over two days and they rented a ton of equipment)
Made almost 6200 bucks in just two days work.

you're a nigger aren't you?

I'm 18 and white

Nice

Only a faggot would have guessed nigger.

Gosh. It's cold even by my job standards (-20 to +5, high altitude ski resort), and I only stay there for 7/8 hours a day.