Walk into your apartment

>Walk into your apartment
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do???

"DAH FUCK YOU DOEN IN HERE?"

Be her beast to her beauty

Rape her anus

put my beast in her beauty

"ACCIO PUSSY"

1, grab her by the hair
2, show her my macaroni picture of an owl
3, ask her if she likes it
4, ask her what she likes best about it
5, she replies she likes how it looks like an owl
6, rape her shitter

"Since when I live in an apartment ?"

>"EXPELLIARMUS!"
>jizzinmypants.jpg
>"I.. um.. You should probably leave."

Remove her wand
Accio butthole
Alohamora
Avarda kedavra

put my yeast in her pussy

Have her arrested for breaking and entering. Sexless humanoid.

Punch that whiny feminist cunt in the feet

I DINDU NUFFIN

Ask her whether she realises how lucky she was that she got the part in Harry Potter given she can't act for shit

Put my penis into her vagina

Fry her some eggs obviously

>lewd

I'd try to be cool and nice but I'd drop the spaghetti like the sperglord that I am, and she'd leave.

wow wow come on now

Seconded

>close her in
>call the cops

>in the feet
Kek, just the mental image as you crouch down to punch her feet the moment you see her

brutal

This shit is too much fucked up for Sup Forums

Be surprised at first but the decide to ignore her and go on about my day.
Meaning she can watch me fuck my superior gf.

Call her a RACE-MIXER

Offer her a cup of tea or a drink.
Tell her she is such an overrated heartless cunt and that I don't want to listen to whatever she is here for.
Ask her to leave and not talk to me or my son again.

>imps lying

I still cant get over the fact that she let an ASIAN GUY stick his yellow dick into her for 3+ years

CHING CHONG NIP NONG

As opposed to your chalky chode i presume.

His name is Long Dong for a reason.

Imagine Emma lying in bed with her legs spread, slowly touching the lips of her vagina beckoning her Asian boyfriend to come hither.

IMMEDIATELY CUM AND START FARTING

rape her

In my most gentlemanly manner, formally introduce her to my penis.

>dat dickless, spineless, clueless, tool fag who has to act completely oblivious to her status to try and seem as genuine as possible
i would hate to be him. too much pressure.

He touches his golden rod and inserts it into her pink pussy. Emma moans with pleasure as he plunges into her stroke after stroke until he deposits his asian seed into her.

Do a 360 and walk away

sue her - she's rich!

Shove her on the couch, put tape over her mouth & hands, write up a random note to Disney and tell them that if you dont give me $15 million, I will kill her and their Beauty & Beast movie will be jeopardy.

>go to dress up store
>buy wand
>witches hat
>hogwarts uniform
>rice hat
>dress up like hermione
>make her wear rice hat and stick teeth out
>pretend to be emma watson getting fucked by her asian boyfriend

Invite some friends over and have a gangbang