/bb/ big brother 18

Previous thread: No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway. Have your parents buy them for, you plebs.

HoH (Head of Household): Paulie
Roadkill: Tiff
Veto: Corey

HoH Nominations: Tiffany and Natalie
Roadkill Nomination: Day

CANNOT BE NOMINATED THIS WEEK: The Tank, Waffle Cone, Reddit (Michelle)

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

chelle

To Wong Fu?

>you will never cuddle in a bumper car and do bad british accents with james
;__; kill me now

Looks like Paulie doesn't skip leg day

no homo

\o/ \o/

No bully, but where did the "woah watch the nbombs bro" meme come from? Pls no bully

Friendly reminder the only two good nigger contestants in BB history are Danielle Reyes and Devin Shephard

that ankle tattoo is pretty homo

now that the showfags are gone we can have a proper /bbg/

Day "I had a cat but I was allergic so I opened the door and said bye"

Catladies won't like this

Reminder that Day was just as much of a cunt last season and CBS still brought her back

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>those calves
mirin

kek
paulie looks like he has a clubbed foot

from being new

corey never does leg day that's why he wears those retardedly long shorts

How can everyone understand Z and Day? When they get riled up or talk too fast it becomes way more.. ebonic-y. I can't understand them half of the time.

Jokers might go down! She trying to break the servers.

his foot looks weird

we are the most respectful and mature general.

they already hate her

He must have been a shitty baseball player then

they say what to her a lot when she uses black people words. they're slowly learning them though

>Paulie "I used to get bullied on the block until I chopped a kid's head off and put it in a mailbox"

What did he mean by this?

hes tall it is like cheating in sports you don't really have to try unless it is basketball

"thug city"

is fish the only thing michelle wont eat?

Give it time

Yeah but if you're a tall baseball player you either gotta hit dongers or throw heat. And you ain't hitting dongers with twig legs. So maybe he was a pitcher but even they benefit from leg power

>being tall makes you good at baseball
why do you write about things you know nothing about

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Why it look like she bout to drop the most fire cookbook of the year?

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try reading comprehension I understand atheletes have like a 4th grade reading level but try to keep up

even if you throw heat or hit for power you still have to have pitching control or pl8 discipline

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>reddit eyeing the food stack
you know it's coming

Sorry guys doesn't look like she gained any weight.

Could we catch Reddit if we left a trail of potato chips for her to follow?

Paulie, Paul, Michelle doing gangbanger jokes, throwing up gang songs, talking about repping hoods

Z "alright let's cut it"

>gotta have swag on the field
so true

lmao

>its like cheating in sports you dont really have to try
youre an idiot

>er nurse
>can't handle fish flesh

Why it look like she bout to drop to her knees and orally pleasure the bassist in a emo rock band?

Is Corey military? He has that stare and matching IQ.

thats because she throws it all up while everyone is asleep

I know m80. I'm just saying that you generally gotta have strong legs to play basedball

>Bridgette will never say "I don't like to eat it, babe" to you

wflfmlmawboatp

He was a pitcher according to the Texas A&M athletic website

sports.tamu.edu/cbs/baseball/mtt/brooks_corey00.html

>black people words
>they're slowly learning them
what a waste of time

he's gay so he was probably in the Navy.

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and already have the webm

this is what i think adele looks like before she puts on makeup

How dare you.

It's feeding again.

I could actually buy Bridgette as a good ER nurse but how the fuck did Nicole manage to be one?

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all this in less than 2 hours

Shes just bulking bro

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>6:18 PM Day tells HOH group that when Tiffany was doing her makeup Michelle walked in and said "uhhhhhh gosh I cant wait to do these goodbye messages" saying she was trying to take a jab at Tiffany. Paulie says Michelle is a thug. Day says she is hilarious. No one really seems to think its that funny.

>No one really seems to think its that funny.

lol

Gu-guys, I'm s-safe r-r-right?

heh

>not bulking with granola and junk food
I've been doing it wrong this whole time

small town nurse

>Mich makes it to final two
>is now 400 pounds
>jury gives her the money so she can get therapy, gastric bypass surgery and lipo.

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>I want to work for the NSA and stop hackers using prime numbers

>claiming to be a mathematician
>not knowing what prime numbers are

She'll go straight on the Biggest Loser

>our tiffqt was on the finale of sequester 2.0

dude, prime numbers are the basis of cryptography, that's what nsa does.

She also lost a math comp to Vic

>dankest

People still use that term?

>"dank memes"
god I hate normies

Never forget.

Altona here
I'm so sorry, I never meant for it to go this far

STOP PICKING ON MY BRONTE

Hopefully anyone who says it is saying it ironically. Even then you still look like a faggot.

Somebody cap Paulie's face after he says "get yo fine ass"

Hey guys remember when everyone in the house thought Donny was in the CIA?

>7:06 PM Frank whispering to Corey in kitchen that he was whispering to Nicole earlier that they have the votes. He says lets just do it. Frank says if Paul has nicorey assurance he would be even more on board. Corey: you know im game for whatever.

I wish Frank would realize already that Paul is a shithead.

She looks a created character with facial sliders turned all the way up

>Donny, don't lie to me. Are you military?

Based Devin was the top theory crafter "See how he doesn't have hair up his legs, that means he could be military because of the boots they wear"

lol

I'm still not convinced he isn't

>implying devin wasnt right

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Hey guys i'm new

do we love her? or what?

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

he will

and he's gonna blow paul the fuck out

paul is over confident in his ability to argue/yell

he'll be rekt worse than ian

youtu.be/lubO15U5tqk?t=11m48s

Donny gave Devin the erky jerkies

there are forced waifus and there are pure waifu and there can be only one

stop

Starts at 11:48

No, we only love michelle eating enough for 4 and michelle getting fat.

I don't even pay attention to the show.

>She looks a created character