Let's talk about life anons
Pic unrelated, it's just my tits to catch your attention
Let's talk about life anons
Pic unrelated, it's just my tits to catch your attention
you're a fagot
Timestamp or gtfo
Fine. Only once.
I don't see a timestamp, chubslut. Show vagoo.
Oh shit oops forgot to show it
Fat.
Besides the point, was just a ploy to get attention. So how is you're life user?
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Congrats, you're a real person.
Life is pretty good. I'm procrastinating, have two exams tomorrow I should be studying for. How's your life?
nice titties, fatboy
how old?
In need of more tits, as ever.
I'M GOING TO FUCKING MASTURBATE TO YOU
THAT'S RIGHT FAGGOT
SHOW YOUR FUCKING VAGINA YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT DO IT I DARE YOU
ayy its coffeechan
how is your life OP?
hello user
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Will I ever find another girl to love? My ex broke up with me before our first year anniversary saying she felt we were going different direction and didn't want to explain what that meant in detail or wanting to work it out. Even though she left me I felt like it was my fault for not getting on to her about certain stuff but i trusted her enough to not to worry about the future and us.
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that hand is funny, funny like a clown.
Why is Goku in a butthole?
motherfucker. get out. get out now. don't come back. ever.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu
You're a real person, and you have some pretty nice tits as a bonus. How's life for you OP?
my life is fap in this moment help me
my first thought too
coffeechan!!!
wondering if I should join the military or not
Coffee, I would need more tits
Hey guys, 22 plinkster here
well, looks like no one's interrested in talking,
guess everybody's life just suks
well obviously....what's your story once again?
not op, just here coz i recognised coffeechan
personally stuk in a shitty mariage
That sucks. I just went and ate dinner, I'm surprised this hasn't 404d yet...
Does size matter to you op?
Yup, ya got me. I'm coffeechan...
Face
Idk I'm a virgin
Are you interested in showing me your butthole? In exchange I will achieve orgasm using my hand while staring into your most intimate of places.
Whyy
You look cute OP. 7.5/10.
I mean sure
Alright, definitely fuckable.
bump
Why thank you :)
Can it be feet time now?
Coffeechan show us your pussy with fingers stuff in it
No. But we can have a conversation about feet. Why do you like them? What is attractive about feet?
I would lick your vagina and butthole. No shame.
still haven't figured out why she calls herself coffeechan
Even with explanation, most people don't understand it. So, why bother? Just here to fap.
I like coffee. That's why.
Should I continue with my dream to play reggae music or listen to my father and get a shitty real job
you get a high score on the asvab?
lol then nah brah
so do I, doesn't mean I name myself after it.
do you also like other things or is that the sole defining feature of your life?
Well I got an answer, so here
100% chance you are Canadian
I second this
It's a childhood nickname...I've been called coffee since 6th grade by friends because I drank coffee a lot. So that's why I've kept it for online
Arkansas.
Shitty ole USA
Get a real job and play on the side. I don't wanna be a dream crusher but just be financially stable
thats a very fuckable asshole
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Coffeechan, are you in the mood for masturbating? Your making me really horny atm
Not really. I'm just sorta bored, not horny
I don't get it
>going out of your way to link personal details to camwhoring online
you make strange choices user
fingers in pussy coffee
No, it's not very linking if i don't explain it. But now I have. Also I do make a lot of strange choices, look where I am right now
Will you ever think of making porn
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yes please
protip: 'coffee' is the kind of detail that's the difference between somebody spotting you on here and thinking 'oh that looks like x, but it couldn't be' and 'holy shit that's definitly x'
either way tho, appreciate the regular nudes no complaints
Once you go black, can you go back?
Ok....?
What are you doing
Haha It's happened before, but I don't mind. He's a cute guy and not an asshole
hello again piggychan. may be see butthole desu ne?
Can it be pussy time coffechan??
Coffeechan do you stream?
If so can you link to where you stream?
Eh, why not
Thank you!! Nice looking pussy!!!
Why are you a Virgin?
can we have a full body picture of you clothed coffeechan
Answer pls
Because I am? Nobody wants me in real life? The only people who like me are just as awkward as I am and never make the first move and it's not like I'm gonna do that because I'm so afraid of rejection?
Just fucked a very close friend of mine last night. We've known each other 4 years now. Both agreed we don't wanna date. It went really well, slept together afterwards, fun fuck, great tits, nice pussy. Only complaint is I could feel her contraception ring.
Beyond that life's good. Court tomorrow. Hopefully the judge isn't a piece of shit.
What did you do?
Court? Explain.
Ya. Court. Sorry
Do do you have snapchat?
Nice shave
OP
Include your tits in replies so we know it's you.
Sit on a shotgun and pull the trigger with your toe. Livestream.
hahaha you eternal fucking virgin
That's a lot of work for me
Not willing to do that...
Disorderly and resisting. First time offender so probably just looking at probation. I just quit pot so even that's not big deal
If you dont know who she is youre obviously a newfag
You just described my life
Oklahoma here, I'd take a drive over there to pop your cherry
Do you want a relationship? If so why don't you just sign up for a dating site?