Last one
Last one
roll
reroll
Will fucking a Cantelope really make my dick bigger?
Will I be financially free?
Does Angelly wants to have sex with me?
lold
>Desire to try this out rising
Does liking traps make you a faggot?
all signs point to yes
will I get my hook up on tuesday
do i have a big penor?
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
my sources say no
Am I gonna find a woman to make sweet love to on Valentine's Day?
If this isn't a no what with the baiting, I'll be surprised.
...
will i lose my virginity this year?
Am I gonna fuck Megan right in the face?
Am I gonna shit in his cat's litterbox?
Did they air a new episode of Family Guy tonight?
the stars say you'll be a virgin for a long time
will i get the fug?
Am I ever gonna make sweet love to that news Anchor lady I have a slight infatuation with?
The stars are faggots and so are you.
>will i lose my virginity this year?
cannot predict now
Family Guy has completey sucked ass every since they played that Trump bus tape in hopes that he would lose the election.
Fuck Seth Mcfarlan and fuck that faggot ass show.
all sources point to you will be raped by a large black person in the face
Will I ever receive a free Dark Souls: Prepare To Die edition?
Without a doubt
Hello, mighty 8 ball, it is me again.
I am looking for the answer.
will i have life partner
The signs are cloudytry again
Don't count on it
can I finally get a gf this year
The cards say yes but he will be a man
yes?
are women people
Roll
asking again
Maybe
Dually noted
>thanks for the rant
Self
Projection
very doubtful
Will our relationship ever succeed?
Am I gunna have a good high tonight?
They are glorified pets that never shut the fuck up.
ask again
Even the 8-ball is trying to give me false hope.
should io stay at job? or find new
Will I get what I desire?
what about now
Will I fuck a tranny this week?
maybe
all signs point to yes
Will she be hung?
better not tell you
Will my charges get dropped?
willi i ever be like i was when i was younger again (the good stuff not the bad parts)
Definately
is trump an awesome prez or what
the sources say no
Magic 8 ball, will I get raped by a gang of black men with huge cocks tonight?...
roll
is oh bummer a dumb niglett
REKT
It is unclear now
rollantabdo
please tell me
no, i got a "definitely yes".
9 is good i winrar
all signs tell me yes
are niggers human?
Should I stuff my ass with my dildos tonight in the shower?
Reroll...
are they entirely human?
or just partly human and part monkey
maybe so but this is lord tarrot master of the 8 ball he overturns all previous verdicts
Should I ask V out?
Reroll......
are they lesser humans though?
all sources say no
last bet
Will we ever be together?
Did I did something last night that I should regret?
Dubs or no Dubs?
so to sum it up, niggs are humans. and not part humans part monkey, but all human. but lesser human
mercury is in retrograde the stars say yes
Rerolling the last comment
You got it Mr magical 8 balll!
Will I get a real job this year?
no dubs
this is god here. i basically rule everything. overrturned tarrot master. back to 8 ball.
Will I be offered the job?
will i bang this week ?
What I did last night will affect me for my entire life?
Rerollllling this
The cards lay out "only if you give someone a bj"
will the new coworker be a pain in the ass
all signs point to maybe
Roll baby
This is next level god here overturned god back to tarrot master