Last one

Last one

roll

reroll

Will fucking a Cantelope really make my dick bigger?

Will I be financially free?

Does Angelly wants to have sex with me?

lold

>Desire to try this out rising

Does liking traps make you a faggot?

all signs point to yes

will I get my hook up on tuesday

do i have a big penor?

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

my sources say no

Am I gonna find a woman to make sweet love to on Valentine's Day?

If this isn't a no what with the baiting, I'll be surprised.

...

will i lose my virginity this year?

Am I gonna fuck Megan right in the face?

Am I gonna shit in his cat's litterbox?

Did they air a new episode of Family Guy tonight?

the stars say you'll be a virgin for a long time

will i get the fug?

Am I ever gonna make sweet love to that news Anchor lady I have a slight infatuation with?

The stars are faggots and so are you.

>will i lose my virginity this year?
cannot predict now

Family Guy has completey sucked ass every since they played that Trump bus tape in hopes that he would lose the election.

Fuck Seth Mcfarlan and fuck that faggot ass show.

all sources point to you will be raped by a large black person in the face

Will I ever receive a free Dark Souls: Prepare To Die edition?

Without a doubt

Hello, mighty 8 ball, it is me again.
I am looking for the answer.

will i have life partner

The signs are cloudytry again

Don't count on it

can I finally get a gf this year

The cards say yes but he will be a man

yes?

are women people

Roll

asking again

Maybe

Dually noted
>thanks for the rant

Self
Projection

very doubtful

Will our relationship ever succeed?

Am I gunna have a good high tonight?

They are glorified pets that never shut the fuck up.

ask again

Even the 8-ball is trying to give me false hope.

should io stay at job? or find new

Will I get what I desire?

what about now

Will I fuck a tranny this week?

maybe

all signs point to yes

Will she be hung?

better not tell you

Will my charges get dropped?

willi i ever be like i was when i was younger again (the good stuff not the bad parts)

Definately

is trump an awesome prez or what

the sources say no

Magic 8 ball, will I get raped by a gang of black men with huge cocks tonight?...

roll

is oh bummer a dumb niglett

REKT

It is unclear now

rollantabdo

please tell me

no, i got a "definitely yes".

9 is good i winrar

all signs tell me yes

are niggers human?

Should I stuff my ass with my dildos tonight in the shower?

Reroll...

are they entirely human?
or just partly human and part monkey

maybe so but this is lord tarrot master of the 8 ball he overturns all previous verdicts

Should I ask V out?

Reroll......

are they lesser humans though?

all sources say no

last bet

Will we ever be together?

Did I did something last night that I should regret?

Dubs or no Dubs?

so to sum it up, niggs are humans. and not part humans part monkey, but all human. but lesser human

mercury is in retrograde the stars say yes

Rerolling the last comment

You got it Mr magical 8 balll!

Will I get a real job this year?

no dubs

this is god here. i basically rule everything. overrturned tarrot master. back to 8 ball.

Will I be offered the job?

will i bang this week ?

What I did last night will affect me for my entire life?

Rerollllling this

The cards lay out "only if you give someone a bj"

will the new coworker be a pain in the ass

all signs point to maybe

Roll baby

This is next level god here overturned god back to tarrot master