/f1/ general - kick in the balls edition

Mexican GP, race starts in less than eight hours

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mad amx

Will he bury nico today or choke again at the start

Goodnight /f1/

See you in 7 hours or so for some comfy breakfast and racing

Worth staying up til 3am for?

Watch the start and decide, the last few races were decent

take a nap like

What's that coming over the hill?

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Yer mum

Brain fried tonight through misuse
Through misuse, through misuse

Without these pills you're let loose
You're let loose, you're let loose

Stand up, get out, no excuse
No excuse, no excuse

Rosberg will choke.

What's that coming over the hill?

Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

These dubs confirm madamx victory

FUCK

Bit spooky desu lads

dubs and Rosberg wins

digits for kimi victory

Ferrari will ruin Gimi's race again.

Max will die before he scores another win.
t. Kblyat

singles and Ocon-Wehrlein-Palmer podium

Bwoahyouknowthesedigitsdontcomeeasy

LE TEAM FLÖRSCH POST

Am I autistic because I hate Hamilton and every time someone praises Button remind them that he is the worst champion for decades since as he only won because he was racing just Barrichello for half the season?

What are we holding onto, /F1/?

Is she "actually" good?

I want to see her try F3. Has a girl ever won a race in F3?

Who has won in the last 10 years without being a car babby?

Vettel was racing wobbler. Stop your self hatred already, Britain.

Vettel.

Is this German humour? Because I like it.

I know I'm pushing it, but Alonso.

Alonso

No, you just hate your own country.

*flörsch*
*braaaap*
*flörsch*

damn germans and their scat fetish.

>driver wins championship because they had the advantage of driving the best car on the grid (for at least half a season)

truly a shocking turn of events, who could have ever predicted it

Would have been more memetastic if Rubens won it but it's just not in Brazilian DNA to win anything after Senna. Button deserves it fine. If he doesn't deserve it then Vettel doesn't deserve his and Schumi doesn't deserve at least 3 of his, Mansell doesn't deserve it, Prost doesn't deserve his Williams title etc

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>Hamilton and Button won back-to-back titles
>it could have easily been Massa and Barrichello/Senna

Also, Finnish drivers unironically scored the most points in 2007. I was surprised desu

>tfw Ericsson gets a cheeky point in the last race of the season

pls no, I wanna see currytits crash and burn

Who is currytits?

I want Ericsson to get a cheeky point, leave Sauber, and then they can fall apart tbf

Monisha Kaltenborn.

Monisha Kaltenborn, team principal of Sauber

And Nigger Schumacher gets a 9th place in the same race

If you mean Nasr, then no. Come on, that's impossible

i think he means chocosenna jr.?

Who?

That was my first thought too. But why want him to end up 9th? Why not further down the list?

The ebony manboy

Maldonado won in a shitty Williams which means he has more wins than Bottas, Grosjean, Gutierrez and Hulk combined. I think that's quite impressive.

post-Senna has truly been the darkest timeline for Brazilians

2008-2009 a particular highlight

>Piquet Jr. actually good in GP2, gives some hope for the future
>joins Renault
>absolute shit
>looks like a bitch
>crashgate
>(realizing a year later that crashgate effectively cost Massa the 2008 title)
>Massa loses 2008 in front of home crowd
>Rubens lucks into the GOAT machine in 2009
>loses title against average teammate
>Button wins title in Brazil for good measure
>Rubens almost kills Massa
>Massa never wins a race again
>Massa becomes a legitimate no. 2 driver in Ferrari
>Rubens never wins Interlagos

Paska Werlainen

Gimi with Lotus

That was such a great season, at least the first half was.

the Williams at the time was probably the best car on the grid

I feel a bit sorry for them, when you look at it like that it seems brutal.

Yeah, six teams and eight drivers won a gp.

Perez should've won Malaysia.

Hülkenberg should have won Brazil

I unironically think Rosberg will crash into Hamilel first turn

Wobbler should have one at least one championship.

well there's your problem

you were drinking water and not finlandia

Why don't drivers get into fights anymore?

They talk so much shit behind their radios and the worst they'll do is act like passive aggressive bitches.

I remember the buildup to Brazil 2003. Brazilians had won their home race in years ending in 3 for the previous three decades: Fittipaldi in 1973, Piquet in 1983 and Senna in 1993. There was all this hype for Barrichello, and he got the pole position. He lost the lead soon after the race started (might be immediately when SC pulled off), but overtook Coulthard and got back in the lead mid-race. He retired two laps later.

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I remember hoping da Matta would still continue the tradition (he was running around 6th place and the only remaining Brazilian). In the end, Fisichella won (although it was settles a week later), so it was still pretty cool. I still have the VHS of that race somewhere.

>Lutz Hammer
>Nico Rosberg

>Kim Reichskron
>Sebastian Vettel

>Max Fährmann
>Daniel Ricker

>Siegfried Perlmann
>Nico Hülkenberg

>Walter Butt
>Phillip Maas

>Jens Knopf
>Ferdinand Alfons

>Roman Grüßer
>Stephan Gutsherr

>Daniel Keil
>Karl Heiligenreich

>Julian Palme
>Kevin Großnuss

>Markus Erik Sohn
>Philipp Nase

>Pascal Wehrlein
>Stephan Ocker

Since 2014 only 8 races have not been won by Mercedes. Those 8 were won by 3 drivers.
This fucking "sport"

Three non-Mercedes wins per season. One of the remaining three races will be won by Red Bull.

>Walter Butt

And binland loses again

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In a perfect world it would be

>2010 - Webber
>2011 - Vettel
>2012 - Alonso
>2013 - Vettel

Vettel as a 2x WDC would be much more reasonable and bearable than being hyper mega overinflated 4x WDC babby he is now

Actually in a real perfect world it would be

>2000 - Häkkinen
>2001 - Häkkinen
>2002 - GIMI
>2003 - GIMI
>2004 - GIMI
>2005 - GIMI
>2006 - GIMI
>2007 - GIMI
>2008 - GIMI
>2009 - GIMI
>2010 - don't care
>2011 - don't care
>2012 - GIMI
>2013 - GIMI
>2014 - GIMI
>2015 - GIMI
>2016 - GIMI

but you can't always get what you want

Digits for Tricky Ricky 2nd place today

Kimi
Alonso
Rosberg
Massa
Maldonado

That's today my friend, Rosberg will have a bad start and end up in 4th, but he will get back up to 3rd passing Verstappen in the pit stops. Hamilton's engine will fail 3 laps from the end allowing Ricciardo to take the victory and Rosberg 2nd place.

This would have been perfect.

>Webber
kek

I'm thinking it'll be in Brazil.


wage me ubb ::DDD


needs more Vettel

>2009 - Vettel
>2010 - Webber (but really?)
>2011 - Vettel
>2012 - Alonso
>2013 - Vettel

no Kovalainen in 2010/2011?

>Karl Heiligenreich


what le fug?? :DDD

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Sainz -> saint -> heilig -> Heilig(enreich)

Webber only lost in 2010 because he crashed in some Asian race iirc. He was all downhill after that.

I didn't come here to feel

Heiliger is german for saint

he got in a mountain bike crash too, can't recall whether that was before or after Korea but his shoulder was fucked for the last several races

Webber was shit but he was very close in 2010. Him and Alonso both managed some quite epic chokes to not win that title. Vettel was insanely lucky in 2010

Even his wife/mother said that Webber basically had one title fight in him and could have won 2010, but was so BTFO after that season when he didn't win that he just lost hope or whatever

Not really. Senna was nowhere near Pastor in terms of pace.

Pastor is a genuinely quick driver, on his day. The problem is every quick day he has comes with 9 shit days. Spain 2012 he was on top of his game, the only carbabby thing about it was Williams getting his tyres to work better than other teams did.

>wife/mother

Lmao tbqh

>Vettel was insanely lucky in 2010
not compared to Webber

Severe caloric deficit at all times to maintain minimum weight - leads to low energy and low testosterone levels

plus no one smokes smokes anymore and everyone is a post-masculinity boy

I remember that

>2014 - BUTTASS
>2015 - BUTTASS
ftfy

i laughed out loud when that happened

>Bottas capable of winning races

'no'

>posts thumbnail of road (time trial) bike

obligatory full kit wanker

The cerebrum has suffered massive and irreparable damage. He will never know what has happened to him. It is impossible for this severed individual to experience pain, pleasure, memory, dreams or thought of any kind.

It was before Japan. From that point on he had to use painkillers or some sort of injections in every race.

It's funny because if he hadn't come back on the racing line he probably could have salvaged that into a semi-decent result, Car didn't look broken at all after the initial impact aside from the front wing.

but nah let it roll onto the racing line just in case