Would someone from Sup Forums buy me a pizza? Am poor fag and very hungry. Haven't eaten dinner yet...

Would someone from Sup Forums buy me a pizza? Am poor fag and very hungry. Haven't eaten dinner yet. Don't want to eat ramen again.

Please feed me anons.

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I believe in you Sup Forums.

I believe someone will feed me.

Please.

What's your adress

Promise it's not a clever ruse? I don't want to have a social anxiety induced panic attack.

Loli time!
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It's prob a ruse user

Kek protects your soul from an attack tonight

If you're so hungry why don't you eat your cum? Great source of protein.

Please help me Jizzus. Please deliver me pizza.

Just eat the ramen faggot cook it differently or something

Make an Amazon Wish List and add some Dominos Email Gift Cards.

That way people can help you out anonymously and still know the money can only go towards pizza, not your anime addiction.

post ur adress so we can all hang out with u

That's actually a good idea. I'm gonna do that.

Fug

orange texting doesn't work anymore

get a fucking job or jackoff on cam for fat gay dudes like me.

[spoiler]i made over 150k doing that last year[/spoiler]

Here, anons.

a.co/5QThZgz

Someone please help me. I will love you forever.

you're fat and made money jacking off on cam? srs?

We can't just feed you. If you don't starve to death you'll remain a burden to society.

Are you wildly attractive?

Do you have the boyish charm that melts mens hearts and turns bible thumpers into butthole pounders?

Give me your paypal you idiot. So I can send $10 and you'll have your pizza.

yes it does faggot

i still get carded so sure, i guess id be what they call a twink

Cut or uncut?

reply to me faggot

uncut, but when im hard and pulled back it looks exactly like a cut. im not one of those weird uncut dicks that look retarded and shit

learn how to read faggot

you didn't have to call me a faggot :(

Itookthebaitbecauseynot

so you're a pudgy twink with the perfect penis

gotcha, i am no longer optimistic about my chances to make money jacking it for gaybois

New fags still can't orange text orange

Are you actually gay or just gay for pay?

Would you ever fist a guy or get fisted?

i actually workout and shit and have visible abs. id stop eating as soon as i reached pudgy fuck that shit.

Someone please buy me this on Amazon. Anons pls.

a.co/5QThZgz

im straight, but girls dont usually pay for cams, only a few times has that happened. i dont do any gay shit ive never even like fingered my ass or anything.

workout is a noun

work out is a verb phrase

but that's hot no homo

>This item cannot be purchased as a gift at this time.

Weird. I wonder why.

I guess people could just email you the dominos gift card.

Why not?

Anons pls help

>that get

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If someone buys me pizza, I will post ex's tits.

It's too bad you're not a girl. Girls get a free ride.

The patriarchy gets ramen.

Help me help me I'm poor, I can't feed myself, buy me some overpriced takeout food. 5lb bag of fucking potatoes under $3 => 5 meals Box of noodles $1 + cheap can of sauce $1.50 >2 meals. Big box of instant rice $4 => 4 meals. Ramen really isn't all that cheap for what you get (msg toxins for flavouring). For the price of a cheap take out pizza anyone with any amount of intelligence should be able to feed themselves for a week. That's why I never give to panhandlers, even if the fucker isn't buying booze or drugs they scurry into the nearest McDonalds.

Technically fingering yourself isn't gay, but taping yourself for other men certainly is.

lol oh yes im so attracted to men sexually because i jackoff for money on cam

Pizza pls anons.

dude what. pandhandlers dont have a kitchen to cook and store food in, thats why they goto mcdonalds. idiot lol.

anons pls

I am hungry.

legit ill hook you up, hmu

I'm just correcting your logic, fuckboi.

How do you want me to do that?

I find the $1 burguers are ok value

honestly i dont know, how do you wanna do it?

OK gunna do it

Do you have kik?

Kik

Look fartknocker post your email address.

People can send you amazon gift shit that way.

Do it

yeah, its "Oofulls", text me with pic proving you're op and then we'll go from there

>Oofulls

>Not Ulfuls

youtube.com/watch?v=HnB3KtfLQ3E

Possilbe pizza situation....

Might be happening....

oh its happening

the zza is on its way my guy

WHAT A LEGEND. I AM EATING PIZZA TONIGHT. THANKS BASED user.

Not op. But anonymous pizza givers are the sort of people that are given the big apartment with the hot tub when they get to heaven.

What a cool guy

Op gets delivered to tonight

user delivers

op post pics of ex now

yeah you promissed

Will post pic when pizza arrives.

dont let the thread die Op, post the pics of ur ex

Give me a min

we can wait

if op doesnt deliver i will have lost all faith in pizzagate

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its on its way now PogChamp

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yo she T H I C C

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Want more?

my bed times comin; up fast, that pizza boy better speed

is that cum?

are you serious? im actually a good lookin guy. id do that shit! whats the best site to start on?

yeah, he's a legend

if the thread gets pruned, so does my life

I am blessed. Thanks user.

Forgot date, but it's legit.

I wonder if you'll ever get your pizza

crazy man. but you know who else is a legend? the pizza gods and user here.coolest shit ive seen ob Sup Forums in quite some time.

EEEAT. EEAT THE ZZAAAA

A medium? you cheap piece of shit user

Congratulations on your pizza user.

Eat it while it's hot.

Its probably covered in semen

*Special Request* "yeah uhh.. just like, cum ALL over the pizza, dont hold back"

"get everyone in the kitchen, too."

Lololol he might've checked the box saying paying in cash