Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Claim :o

I want a cult following to mess around with the masses... there's no point in the cult following if they're just going to blindly follow everything forever...

Y-you're pretty much a meme at this point, Trapvia.
You should watch more anime

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>Welcome one, welcome all, ladies and gentlemen of all callings and creeds, welcome to the new Waifu Claiming Thread! I'm your Maven of the Mic, the hostess with the mostess, Koto! Let's jump right into the action!

O.O

So you turn half you cult against the other for the lulz

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Pretty eye

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>Right into the action
Sounds good to me babe

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Patched Claimed

I dunno you sure about that?

Yuii senpai

Smug

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Why wouldnt i be?

still here

Claiming Manilla

rack city btich

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Well alright here you go

I'm Mormon can I claim more than 1 waifu?

fuck

*claps*
it didn't disappoint

Oooh, good idea... can I have you as my agent actually? You have some sophisticated thoughts on the matter

thank you for making the new thread

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Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
(Tali)
W-well, i guess, as long as it means you'll forgive me...
I am not a meme!
And i don't like traps!
And all i do is watch anime!
More cute Mugi!
Yes

>Still here
Damn GPU has to update

claimed

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hello lewdvia

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Tfw i used to live in rack city
As long as your willing to grossly over pay me
Yes yes it does

Rea are you out there?

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(Misaki)
Oh hell. In a way it's good that you'll be getting the gauntlet out of the way this week, then you can pace yourself a bit afterward.

(Tali)
Medium for me, food lewds are always welcome if you do find a pic.

(Koto)
Made a giant pot of oden- sliced daikon, taro, carrots, eggs, and a huge assortment of fish cakes stewed in a dashi broth for a few hours. Most of the work was slicing the stuff up and then having the patience to let it sit without being tempted to sample it as it stewed.

(Patches)
>E. Honda a better waifu
This made me laugh more than it should have. But why E. Honda of all people?

I try not to disappoint

How are ya?

Yeah, what you do you want?

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o.o

Yup.
Just a lonely faggot

As is that one.

Yes?

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I almost forgot

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I started reading the manga the other day. The one Rea is from

Hello shield

Wrong person.

It's boring isn't it~

Sounds more impressive than my dish.

I bought a tilapia filet yesterday with a couple of fish cakes and threw them in the oven. But I prepared the tilapia with lemon juice and a chopped cashew/crumbled cracker breading with a couple pinches of ground pepper and garlic salt for accent,followed by some garlic bread I picked up at the store

That looks delicious

God you're making me crave beef again

>all I do is watch anime!
I told you you're a meme!
What are you watching?

4 million an hour. That's my final offer

I'm glad it was funny to someone else besides me, I had a grin at it too :P
I just remember that that waifu starts with an E, but I couldn't remember the rest of it...
I'm not wrong though

Quite well! Making good progress through Ori, and school tomorrow is a 50/50 good/bad...
How about yourself?

o'o
you're more than a lonely faggot

I dunno, Ruri is pretty smug

>ill give you some beef
~Wink wink, nudge nudge

c.c

It seems a bit rushed but maybe thats the way im reading it. Also her dad is a freak

Well I'm hoping work cancels tomorrow but I doubt that'll happen. Just got a couple feet of snow come in but they still didn't cancel when the first wave of snow hit.

Yet a few miles out it's declared a state of emergency

idfk

Oi

Didn't you get your fill with

Deal! I would have done it for a fish taco!
It is pretty fucking tasty

:o

Is it bad that i didnt even notice....also koto is not you silly

>i am confused
Also hello
And I'm not lewd
I g-guess we can k-kiss...
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No I'm not!
It's still K-On

Not overly.
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He wants more of the goodgood
>I dont blame him either~

>Tfw your card updates and your monitor starts to freak out indicating that a restart is needed

Why are you ruining it for me!

*Leans in slowly heart is pounding*

Well for the purposes of this thread, I am

I haven't had a fuckin steak in like, a month

I need to fix that soon

Goodness you flatter me so much

>Also bummer

Ruining what for you?

Maybe i could cook for you?

The manga, I haven't read it.

Well she is not my waifu tho

Delicious, got a good sear on the outside too. Was it a ribeye?

I like soups/stews/hot pot type dishes for lazy days like today when I have time to keep an eye on things, but don't want to get terribly involved with the cooking process. I take it you enjoy eating a ton of seafood too? That tiplapia sounds pretty good, and garlic bread is always a winner.

If E. Honda was the husbando, I doubt too many people would want to mess with him. That alone would make you right.

Hi

Enough of me worrying. I have a little bit of time before sleep becomes an issue. What's up?

Oh dont worry im like only 5 chapters in. Rea is a bit weird but cute

NY strip and im allergic to hops. I had lemonade.

Huh, that's... odd...
Do you work outside in some capacity? Or would travel just be awkward with the snow?
Either way, I hope it gets canceled as well, long weekends are the best

...can I rescind my offer then?

oh hek
you should watch a real music anime like Metalocalypse

I wouldn't mind E. Honda as a husbando... he's certainly very stronk
can I have some of your cooks?

So how have you been? You haven't summoned me in a while.

Of course not the paperwork is already done.
>summoned
Are you a succubus?

Aight you hooked me

Well then I'm sorry

>My laifu for the waifu

Well if we're talking kinds of meat I'm more of a beef guy, but I do love me some good fish. I made some Salmon maybe less than a month ago and it came out well but it was without the lemon juice. But it was crushed cracker with parmesan and crushed/minced fresh garlic

Nah, I'm a logo artist. I'm just concerned for the roads since driving in this shit would be atrocious

>Also Metalocalypse recommendation seconded

Yes! Absolutely! How did you know?

Ive been fine. How about you? I try to only talk to you if I have something really to say. I could talk to you a bit more if you like?

>please, j-just do it already...

>to user
Why not to Juvia?
Are there others?
I don't think that's an anime.
And K-On is a real music anime,
>real cute that is...

I will find you one day...wondering if i should just give up the charade.

No that's fine, I don't like being disturbed~ I've missed you, how's your family?

I'm gonna go. Bye. Sorry Misaki, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Don't worry, there are plenty more waifus to choose from

You'll find your perfect fit one day

Our lips meet briefly, my top lip between yours. Slight pressure then i pull away.
Ive had experiences

:o
I didn't even sign though...
I guess I'll give you a fish taco as a bonus though...

Oh fun, both of my parents are graphic designers, so I know a bit about the business. Have you worked on anything I might recognize?

I don't think you're really Juvia, so how about that? K-on is a real music anime...
>real dumb that is
(just kidding I love you and K-on don't be mad ): )

Well i guess ill just kill my self
This is the last you will hear from me.

Good bye~

Tell me about your most vivid, please.

Wait, don't tell me.
It's Rory isn't it?
Can't really think of anyone else suddenly talking to me.

You've got a point.
But it's pretty evident that they meant to greet the Tomoko claimer, or maybe Shinoa, or maybe even Shinoa.

You missed me huh? They are fine. Everyone is kind of doing their own thing really

You forgot to mention that they might have been trying to greet Shinoa. She's a rather smug waifu

Why did I say Shinoa twice?

You don't sound very enthusiastic. Do you live alone or something?

Sweet, but i really dont wanna have to rewrite all these papers.... *places a foot high pile of contract in front of you*
I just outlusted one once
Or more likely she just liked me enough to let me win/live

I'm also playing HearthStone, don't bully me.
I can't multitask to save my life.

Well that feels a little extreme

>Also 666 trips narrowly missed

Maybe? Businesses will send in their artwork to us and we'll make it usable on things like envelopes and invoices and such.

I thought you were doing a bit!

Sounds like a lot fun. I usually got raped and dominated.

Just another lazy Sunday here. If the weather wasn't so back and forth I'd be getting ready to plant vegetables for this year, but I'm gonna put it off for a bit longer. Other than that, things are pretty good here. How about you outside of classes?

>NY Strip
Another tasty choice. A nicely done pork chop can be pretty tasty too when money's a bit tight.

I always make enough to share, no one goes hungry. Don't got a photo of this particular one since I was too hungry to bother.

>Metalocalpyse
Animu or not, that show is awesome.

I couldn't call myself a Texan if beef wasn't #1 for me. Beyond that I'm not picky, there's a recipe for all the other stuff, even vegetable-centric meals.