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Claim :o
Carson Moore
I want a cult following to mess around with the masses... there's no point in the cult following if they're just going to blindly follow everything forever...
Y-you're pretty much a meme at this point, Trapvia. You should watch more anime
Lucas Sullivan
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Caleb Martinez
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Christian Baker
>Welcome one, welcome all, ladies and gentlemen of all callings and creeds, welcome to the new Waifu Claiming Thread! I'm your Maven of the Mic, the hostess with the mostess, Koto! Let's jump right into the action!
Adrian Ortiz
O.O
Nathaniel Brooks
So you turn half you cult against the other for the lulz
Camden Lee
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Connor Gonzalez
Pretty eye
Parker Cooper
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Wyatt Martinez
>Right into the action Sounds good to me babe
Adrian Ward
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Adam Jones
Patched Claimed
Caleb Thomas
I dunno you sure about that?
Caleb Howard
Yuii senpai
Smug
Angel Fisher
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Eli Cooper
Why wouldnt i be?
Christian Carter
still here
Michael Moore
Claiming Manilla
Nolan Myers
rack city btich
Nolan Gray
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Henry Hall
Well alright here you go
Robert Rodriguez
I'm Mormon can I claim more than 1 waifu?
Dominic Rogers
fuck
Angel Garcia
*claps* it didn't disappoint
Oooh, good idea... can I have you as my agent actually? You have some sophisticated thoughts on the matter
Christopher Murphy
thank you for making the new thread
James Bailey
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Jason Johnson
Hello again everyone >no life >Juvia claimed (Tali) W-well, i guess, as long as it means you'll forgive me... I am not a meme! And i don't like traps! And all i do is watch anime! More cute Mugi! Yes
Tfw i used to live in rack city As long as your willing to grossly over pay me Yes yes it does
Mason Garcia
Rea are you out there?
Nicholas Flores
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Sebastian Allen
(Misaki) Oh hell. In a way it's good that you'll be getting the gauntlet out of the way this week, then you can pace yourself a bit afterward.
(Tali) Medium for me, food lewds are always welcome if you do find a pic.
(Koto) Made a giant pot of oden- sliced daikon, taro, carrots, eggs, and a huge assortment of fish cakes stewed in a dashi broth for a few hours. Most of the work was slicing the stuff up and then having the patience to let it sit without being tempted to sample it as it stewed.
(Patches) >E. Honda a better waifu This made me laugh more than it should have. But why E. Honda of all people?
Liam Martin
I try not to disappoint
How are ya?
Chase Sullivan
Yeah, what you do you want?
Lincoln King
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Aaron Rivera
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Adam Gomez
o.o
Yup. Just a lonely faggot
As is that one.
Yes?
Justin Stewart
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Chase Sanders
I almost forgot
Nolan Mitchell
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Connor Scott
I started reading the manga the other day. The one Rea is from
Thomas James
Hello shield
Jeremiah Allen
Wrong person.
William Bell
It's boring isn't it~
Isaac Garcia
Sounds more impressive than my dish.
I bought a tilapia filet yesterday with a couple of fish cakes and threw them in the oven. But I prepared the tilapia with lemon juice and a chopped cashew/crumbled cracker breading with a couple pinches of ground pepper and garlic salt for accent,followed by some garlic bread I picked up at the store
That looks delicious
God you're making me crave beef again
Dylan Long
>all I do is watch anime! I told you you're a meme! What are you watching?
4 million an hour. That's my final offer
I'm glad it was funny to someone else besides me, I had a grin at it too :P I just remember that that waifu starts with an E, but I couldn't remember the rest of it... I'm not wrong though
Quite well! Making good progress through Ori, and school tomorrow is a 50/50 good/bad... How about yourself?
Christopher Gomez
o'o you're more than a lonely faggot
Liam Collins
I dunno, Ruri is pretty smug
James Baker
>ill give you some beef ~Wink wink, nudge nudge
Leo Morris
c.c
Michael Young
It seems a bit rushed but maybe thats the way im reading it. Also her dad is a freak
Parker Hall
Well I'm hoping work cancels tomorrow but I doubt that'll happen. Just got a couple feet of snow come in but they still didn't cancel when the first wave of snow hit.
Yet a few miles out it's declared a state of emergency
idfk
Oi
Didn't you get your fill with
Elijah Taylor
Deal! I would have done it for a fish taco! It is pretty fucking tasty
Evan Gray
:o
William Morales
Is it bad that i didnt even notice....also koto is not you silly
Blake Long
>i am confused Also hello And I'm not lewd I g-guess we can k-kiss... > No I'm not! It's still K-On
Brayden Hall
Not overly. >
Jose Peterson
He wants more of the goodgood >I dont blame him either~
>Tfw your card updates and your monitor starts to freak out indicating that a restart is needed
Sebastian Allen
Why are you ruining it for me!
Brody Rogers
*Leans in slowly heart is pounding*
Nathaniel Bennett
Well for the purposes of this thread, I am
I haven't had a fuckin steak in like, a month
I need to fix that soon
Goodness you flatter me so much
>Also bummer
Easton Reed
Ruining what for you?
Bentley Torres
Maybe i could cook for you?
Jace Cooper
The manga, I haven't read it.
Levi Hill
Well she is not my waifu tho
Anthony Edwards
Delicious, got a good sear on the outside too. Was it a ribeye?
I like soups/stews/hot pot type dishes for lazy days like today when I have time to keep an eye on things, but don't want to get terribly involved with the cooking process. I take it you enjoy eating a ton of seafood too? That tiplapia sounds pretty good, and garlic bread is always a winner.
If E. Honda was the husbando, I doubt too many people would want to mess with him. That alone would make you right.
Jacob Adams
Hi
Enough of me worrying. I have a little bit of time before sleep becomes an issue. What's up?
Levi Scott
Oh dont worry im like only 5 chapters in. Rea is a bit weird but cute
Luke Perry
NY strip and im allergic to hops. I had lemonade.
Henry Reed
Huh, that's... odd... Do you work outside in some capacity? Or would travel just be awkward with the snow? Either way, I hope it gets canceled as well, long weekends are the best
...can I rescind my offer then?
oh hek you should watch a real music anime like Metalocalypse
I wouldn't mind E. Honda as a husbando... he's certainly very stronk can I have some of your cooks?
Brody Smith
So how have you been? You haven't summoned me in a while.
Jason Edwards
Of course not the paperwork is already done. >summoned Are you a succubus?
Noah Morgan
Aight you hooked me
Well then I'm sorry
>My laifu for the waifu
Well if we're talking kinds of meat I'm more of a beef guy, but I do love me some good fish. I made some Salmon maybe less than a month ago and it came out well but it was without the lemon juice. But it was crushed cracker with parmesan and crushed/minced fresh garlic
Nah, I'm a logo artist. I'm just concerned for the roads since driving in this shit would be atrocious
>Also Metalocalypse recommendation seconded
Jose Martin
Yes! Absolutely! How did you know?
Kayden Peterson
Ive been fine. How about you? I try to only talk to you if I have something really to say. I could talk to you a bit more if you like?
Josiah Ramirez
>please, j-just do it already...
>to user Why not to Juvia? Are there others? I don't think that's an anime. And K-On is a real music anime, >real cute that is...
Asher Baker
I will find you one day...wondering if i should just give up the charade.
Aiden Nelson
No that's fine, I don't like being disturbed~ I've missed you, how's your family?
Sebastian Gomez
I'm gonna go. Bye. Sorry Misaki, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Nicholas Jenkins
Don't worry, there are plenty more waifus to choose from
You'll find your perfect fit one day
Kevin Reed
Our lips meet briefly, my top lip between yours. Slight pressure then i pull away. Ive had experiences
Carter Rodriguez
:o I didn't even sign though... I guess I'll give you a fish taco as a bonus though...
Oh fun, both of my parents are graphic designers, so I know a bit about the business. Have you worked on anything I might recognize?
I don't think you're really Juvia, so how about that? K-on is a real music anime... >real dumb that is (just kidding I love you and K-on don't be mad ): )
Levi Davis
Well i guess ill just kill my self This is the last you will hear from me.
Owen James
Good bye~
Tell me about your most vivid, please.
Ethan Murphy
Wait, don't tell me. It's Rory isn't it? Can't really think of anyone else suddenly talking to me.
You've got a point. But it's pretty evident that they meant to greet the Tomoko claimer, or maybe Shinoa, or maybe even Shinoa.
Logan King
You missed me huh? They are fine. Everyone is kind of doing their own thing really
Joseph Wilson
You forgot to mention that they might have been trying to greet Shinoa. She's a rather smug waifu
Ryan Gutierrez
Why did I say Shinoa twice?
Jordan Butler
You don't sound very enthusiastic. Do you live alone or something?
Jacob Morgan
Sweet, but i really dont wanna have to rewrite all these papers.... *places a foot high pile of contract in front of you* I just outlusted one once Or more likely she just liked me enough to let me win/live
Nicholas Allen
I'm also playing HearthStone, don't bully me. I can't multitask to save my life.
Isaac Price
Well that feels a little extreme
>Also 666 trips narrowly missed
Maybe? Businesses will send in their artwork to us and we'll make it usable on things like envelopes and invoices and such.
Ryder Brown
I thought you were doing a bit!
Kayden Hill
Sounds like a lot fun. I usually got raped and dominated.
Connor Cruz
Just another lazy Sunday here. If the weather wasn't so back and forth I'd be getting ready to plant vegetables for this year, but I'm gonna put it off for a bit longer. Other than that, things are pretty good here. How about you outside of classes?
>NY Strip Another tasty choice. A nicely done pork chop can be pretty tasty too when money's a bit tight.
I always make enough to share, no one goes hungry. Don't got a photo of this particular one since I was too hungry to bother.
>Metalocalpyse Animu or not, that show is awesome.
I couldn't call myself a Texan if beef wasn't #1 for me. Beyond that I'm not picky, there's a recipe for all the other stuff, even vegetable-centric meals.