Friendly reminder that California is THE master race

Friendly reminder that California is THE master race.

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Don't you mean NE?

Thats why were sending all the refugees to san fransisco to enrich the gay community :D

Wheres ol nic cage in that collage?

>being an autist on Sup Forums
>Not thinking Germany is the master race

Loli time!
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There you go.

Rest of the country are you even trying??

Washington here. We need to grab Oregon and secede already.

LOOOL. less than half the population. 80% the GDP. Blonde tan athletic, sexy people. Californians are literally the final form of what Germans could be if they keep evolving

MASTER RACE

Washington here, too. The parts not touching the water might as well be Idaho, man. Fuck Idaho.

That's okay, we can draw the line at the Cascades. I think that would satisfy both sides.

Statement 1: I was born in Oakland
Statement 2: Fuck California. Red hot chili pepper fucking idiotic cuntbag retards fuck off Cali-shits

Hahaha, I should just live on a boat. :P

Lol kys faggot the Chili Peppers rock

Their entire discography: "Did you know we're from caaaaaaliiiforrrrniiiiaaaaaaaa"

Fuck them.

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>lowered standards for sci fi
>made computers cost as much as used cars
>too many buttons man
>punch people in the face for a living
>dumb haircut guy

You have kardashian AID OP. More dangerous than any AIDs in Africa.

Second this. I like California just fine but RHCP is gayer than OP and moot blowing each other.

I thought jobs was frm seattle

California is the apex of what is wrong with humanity. If we were to destroy Califorina the world would probably improve 90% or more. Maybe we can sell them to the sandniggers on the cheap and let it fuck them over for a while.

/k/ is that way, redneck shitbag

>going with /k/ instead of Sup Forums
A bold move.

All of the serfs come out to hate on the Master Race.

How typical.

NorCal native here. It is a fucking awesome state, but is being over run by douchebag hipsters, mediocre Indian and chink engineers and liberal morons.

Still, a lot of good shit here.

>liberal
>morons
Pick one.

You come across as a new-Cal douchebag. No way your parents are from this state.

Native Texan here. Just moved back to Texas from Los Angeles because i couldnt take you stupid hipsters, begging me to pay more of my hard earned money to all of your unemployed artsy types who judge everyone from afar. CA is a beautiful state, its politics and most ofits people are god awful. Im so fucking glad to be back in Texas.

yeah, sounds like the kind of "argument" a liberal moron would make

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Are you kidding, the jammiest, rockiest, funkiest shit. No one blends styles like they can. The epitome of drugs sex and rock N roll. Enjoy your creed pussy faggot

Behold our glorious governor. Good friend of the late-not-so-great Jim Jones.

YOU VOTED FOR CRUZ

Born in San Diego, can confirm.
My life went to shit now that I'm in Gresham.

Good riddance. We don't need any more fat, lacoste wearing butt boys out here

Southern California =/= California

Really? That's like saying I visited North Korea and saying Korea is the worst place on the planet. Just cause North Korea sucks doesn't mean that South Korea is bad.

It's true...No poverty, pollution or crime, has low cost of living and plenty of homes to house the world's poor. Everyone gets along and agrees with eachother and share resources equally. It's a liberal paradise.

This isn't even including adopted Californians(Ronald Reagan, 2pac, schwarzenegger) - just pure bloods.

Jobs from Palo Alto. The Apple garage was around the corner from my HS GFs house.

Morrison was a poet tho.

I'll never understand the fags the day fuck capatilism yet worship this fucking their who was a virtuoso at marketing shit to the same fucks claiming to hate all he stood for....A complete fucking paradox

But... I'm six feet under How will I hear them?

I second this

y nick cage fucking a

As a socialist who thinks Apple products are gay, I feel you.

I remember my first beer.

Shit is expensive here. Another bubble about to burst in the next couple years.

Yeah, kinda weird. At heart Jobs was fairly apolitical. But he had a remarkable ability to comport technical trends with human wants.

A lot easier said than done.

He was a marketing guy, nothing else. I fucking hate him. He was a douche who was also not very smart, the fucker thought an all fruit diet would cure his cancer and then promptly died for his stupidity.

And yes I did grow up in silicon valley.

The correct answer was vegetables.

If you were to get rid of California you would set technology back 100 years.

Nooo. We would set back manipulative bullshit advertising and shit art back 100 years.

Go further north, the redwoods are an interesting. Very cheap up here, if you want less liberal go up and go inland. The ranches and farmers are fairly conservative and the redwoods are all over the place. You get a couple bubbles but for the most part people are just fucking around doing what they want to and not messing with others, I don't want to live here though. Great to explore, great to go for business and great for education. I just grew up here and my family has been here so long it's impossible to get away no matter where in California I am.

The cost of living in central and southern California is egregious, fuck that noise.

only thing California has done is raise a bunch of pussies

Biotech is mainly here which is an exploding market right now with CRISPR. We'd lose so much research, in fact a big portion of the united states research comes out of the UC system. Most major advertising firms come out New York so if you care about that there you go.

We even have the best pornstars!

>crapple
>an actual evil corporation
>master race
>California
>home to illegals and droughts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell that to the loggers and farmers then come back when you find all your teeth. Fucking whiny bitches.

i live in Alaska, lol.. my life is much harder then cali folk

You forgot about how California is one of the few states to pay back $1.50 for every $1 the government gives them.

Speaking of welfare states the south is a shit hole full of leeches draining our welfare systems meant for people trying to make their lives better or with severe disabilities instead of just being a fatass.

NY ad agencies look to appeal to the social image coming from CA. If CA died, we'd be fine. The tech and porn industry are moving out of CA due to increasingly limiting laws and regulations.

CA is a hellhole that only has enjoyed it's spot in the culture sunlight due to a perverse set of circumstances.

Lol, what a butthurt faggot.

That's because Hollywood is the largest cultural exporter that the United States has. You shifted the goal posts anyways, the major ad agencies are all from places like New York, Paris or Tokyo. If California died the world would lose the 4th largest economy, the US would not do fine. We are already poised on another recession and losing that much money would devastate us.

We also got the COOLEST gangs.

Who was saying California was pussies? Go call a bunch of Hells Angels pussy and see how that goes for you.

Sorry, but washington state is literally god tier compared to ca, or any other state

greg howe sends his regards fucking retard. dont talk about music when u have pleb taste

Yes because CA has an inherent quality that would ever prevent a cultural shift elsewhere. Short term? Yeah, maybe a loss. Long term? We'd gain a world where California is relegated to the third world dumping ground it is. And speaking for everyone (every one) here, that's a world we all would prefer.

>hey guys, let's exclude an entire taxable demographic by raising the smoking age to 21 in our already struggling economy complete with people leaving the whole state in addition to our city and tax water while we're at it!
Libtards in Chicago.

What inherent quality is that?

Since you obviously don't understand economic impacts or how it would impact the US's ability to act on the world stage I find my only recourse to ask what would you gain? Losing people you disagree with? That's a retarded reason to get rid of one of the few states that pays into the federal government instead of just leeching off of it.

Hey I'm off to bed, but I just wanted to affirm that you are wrong about California, your whole opinion is laughably wrong, and I suspect you lust after your local mailman. That said good night and I'll include some sort of pornographic picture to this reply as a sign of respect.

Respecting how wrong you are about california. And that everything bad that's happened to you was deserved. Because California.

Well the whole smoking age is because weed is becoming legal and they want intoxicants to be at 21 and up. Not saying I agree but that's what those reforms are supposed to be preparing for.

>George Lucas
>masterrace

> marketing guy, nothing else

Now there is a keen observation. Let me guess, you don't really understand what marketing is, but it must be a lot easier than engineering , amirite?

Funny how dumb other companies are for not hiring a few marketing guys so they can be as successful as Jobs.

There are only two relevant ad agencies. And the sooner they die the happier I will be.

Hope that damn brakes and kills everyone in california

What they're preparing for means fuck all when the state dems can't pass a budget and money is going down the drain, we could be using it right now but Rahm can't into economics.

He literally ripped all of his technological "Advancements" from other companies and then made them look attractive. Try to give a single true, impact-full, advancement Apple made after his "Think different" campaign that turned apple into what it is today.

There are a lot of companies that are only successful because of marketing. Case and point mouth wash which has been proven to do nothing for mouth health, it's flavored water that stings and makes your breath smell minty.

Here is the other relevant ad agency, in case you're too dense to infer given the context.

And I'm guessing you might be.

Pardon my prepositions.

Wow, marketing must be awfully important.

Marketing is cancer. Just like Jobs.

But it seems to be good business. More companies should do marketing. It's the easy and simple way to great success.

I'm very surprised the idea of marketing has not caught on yet.

Here are some adopted Californians, they're not pure bloods but still ok.

Yeah, it's a really underground thing that not many people get yet. I heard some of the more progressive companies even use maymays.

Again fuck steve job's, I hate his dumb ass and legitimately morally bankrupt corporate policies.

Shouldn't it be "Hell's Angels"?

>I hate his dumb ass

Most of the people who knew and worked with Jobs thought he was very dumb - a technological Forrest Gump who lucked his way into success.

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We do have our share of incompetent bozos user. This adopted daughter came from Wisconsin or somewhere I think.

They aren't ad companies. They are companies that sell data gained from use of their service to ad agencies and corporations who want to piggy back off of their ability to use metadata to determine target demographics.

Like I get the spirit of what you are saying but they aren't ad companies in the same way that Intel isn't a gaming company. Intel products may be used for gaming and they may even produce some stuff optimized for it but they aren't a gaming company.

You really don't understand that scope of that dam do you? It'd only be hitting mostly conservative areas.

A potent retort from my intellectual superior who has discovered that marketing is trivial and easy, a skill to be discounted and dismissed.

Damn, nice tits.

Born in Oakland, with an attitude from utah. Get fucked loser.

Nice assumption silly billy. I am not saying marketing is easy, I am not saying it is trivial and I am not saying it is a skill to be dismissed. Usage of marketing in the way Apple does is cancerous in so much that it produces inferior products at inflated prices while smothering creative capitalism. Marketing is useful to spread awareness, to put out new ideas and products. My father made all his money in marketing so I know how it works to a greater extent then most, for the most part marketing is a cancerous activity that strangles new businesses unable to afford it.

lol california isn't a people

>They aren't ad companies.

>what is DoubleClick
>what is Atlas

OK. They are privacy invading ad companies.

>so much that it produces inferior products at inflated prices
>marketing is a cancerous activity

Wow, people sure are stupid to like the things they value. The world would be better if we all shared your wisdom.

Johnson and Johnson is a make up company because it contains neutrogena as a subsidiary.

This is an argument in definition nothing else.

Mostly mexicans, chinks, indians and hipsters at the cost at this point.

Mostly white guys telling them what to do oddly enough.