Is this kino?

Is this kino?

>tfw you will never prep a roastie for the bull

What's it like sliding your cock into a pussy for the first time?

looks gay anyway

Milky coins and crab legs

Wet and warm

go on...

it feels oddly tight at first, like you're worried it's gonna hurt your dick because you have to jam it in

then as it loosens up but stays tight around your dick, you start to feel the wetness and slipperyness and warmness

its a beautiful feeling user

It's a job for gay men and the girl's best friend. This guy is obviously a faggot. Women don't care about being nude in front of gay guys.

Warm, sandy bags of salty apple pie.

i hope to one day experience it.

i bet cumming bareback and planting your seed is better than heroin.

I've never cum bareback because dude kids lmao

thats gotta be amazing though. How old are you?

Is he plucking her pubic hairs out with tweezers?

Not really... Heroin is pretty damn good.

20

Put your finger under your tongue.

Kek

Touch the inside of your mouth

don't get why he doesn't have his dick out

Never had a gf or what? its not that hard user, you just have to be willing to face a lot of rejection

what about birth control

I've never used a condom before, feels good man

find the correct condom for you and it feels the same. Nothing's better than oral, though, 69 is best of all worlds.

Anal is warmer, so they say, but I don't wanna put it in poopy (yes I know it's clean or whatever but I don't care).

going raw is the best, multiple girls have gone on the pill for me in the past so we could do this. l used to cheat a lot

every new vagina is different, it gets kind of addicting

Never gonna do it unless the lord gives me the go ahead

Is that a box cutter? Looks like she could do with a labioplasty

Nope. I'd be too tempted to dive in.

Never had my gf on it, she lives with her parents who are very nosy so its a bad idea

Condoms are pretty good, i've fucked without one and it felt a bit better but nothing to write home about for me.

I can never cum from oral, maybe my gf just sucks at it but its pretty boring for me. How do you find good condoms? mine keep ripping. I'm not long im only 6 inches but im kinda thick and its a bummer because it gets kinda discomfortable

I want normalfags to fuck off

find a flaw

l got a UTI from putting it in a girls pooper.

its literally the worst thing in the fucking world.

still worf it tho

Because he either prefers penises or she finds the idea of fucking him so repulsive because he's "like a sister" to her.

same

this is now a dubs thread

>tfw cum in under 3 mins from both sex and oral
my prostate has a mind of its own

why are vaginas so gross looking?

Is the clit underneath that lil bit of roast?

Lucky user I got a girl pregnant my first time.

If i was still a virgin id of killed myself
Who else /peakedinhighschool/ here?

>Nothing's better than oral

I have never once cum from a blowjob. Never even come close. It's so fucking overrated imo. I just treat it like an entree or warm up to sex.

the bed is too soft.

>, you just have to be willing to face a lot of rejection
That's not true. You also have to be a decent human. It probably comes naturally but I think I'm too broken for it to work without the bitch being a manic pixie dream girl or another one of those dominant types that wanna kick my ass into gear.

Wheres the dick?

she's not my gf

nah, dude. heroin is better and with less risk

just speaking the truth desu famalam

I peaked in college. Dry spell since graduation.

I'm not a decent human, believe me, I'm fucking scum

some girls like that

Pure unadulterated memes

I've been on a downward slope since birth

>I am a massive faggot

l have more of the opposite problem, sometimes l just can't cum no matter how much l go

if l get tired then l just wait like a few minutes and go again, chicks don't seem to mind too much

>Nothing's better than oral

Glad I'm not the only one.

>gross

>tfw 26 year old virgin


Kill me ;_;

Hers certainly is. Looks like my dog's.

I have only had sex with a few different girls, but me and this one ex did it raw so much. Luckily, she never got pregnant, but in the back of my head I think I might be sterile :/

I know this feel

wizardry soon lad, disregard the foul temptations of succubi
also check em

what happened?

arguable
;_;

Heroin is better desu. That shit ruined my life for a long time. Pussy at worst gave me slight regret sometimes

I've never cum inside a girl bareback before. I've had sex without a condom but I always pull out cause I don't wanna be a daddy. Honestly, after I cum I feel good for like 30 seconds and then I feel like I want the girl to fucking leave.

thats the smallest dick ive ever seen

I've never had sex, but I'm scared I might be too

You mean these?

>tfw filling her
>tfw the sound of filling her up

no, it's not

Told me she was on the pill and it was okay 3 weeks later she tells me she's preggo

>going raw is the best
in terms of feel, yeah. but soon we'll have condoms 1 atom thick so you'll be able to feel everything without getting that vaginal filth on your dick

When did it go wrong user?

who /high test/ here?

What's her snapchat?

Me

How do you realise you have a UTI?

I can get a hard on for extremely fat AND ugly women so I'm higher test than you.

Nice digits

All the Sup Forums and niggers with no taste

yeah and what happened? you a dad? you abort? you paying child support or what?

it kinda hurt but felt p good after a few pumps

What physical shape are you in?

What do you do for a living?

What is your social life like?

>hurt
Serves you right for fucking dry pussy

Hasn't had the kid yet, so idk maybe an hero :/

this

reporting in. Got a HTAM gf, feels good.

This used to happen to me till I found the "right" girl.

I mean, shit ended badly. But it was worth it experiencing that sort of intimacy.

>all these chads in this thread

oh man you are fucked

what the fuck were you thinking?

well its not like she had any say or warning

This. I have never been with a girl I actually liked being around when the lay was finished. I always wanted to be somewhere, anywhere else. By myself, alone.

1. Fat
2. Currently unemployed
3. Have friends, but don't really ever go out and meet women

i dont feel anything with my dick

JUUUUUUUUST

>tfw you put it in for the first time and she lets out an involuntary gasp

>not being a chad in 2016
fucking pleb

>Just came inside a vagina without a condom or pulling out for the first time in 6 years

FEELS GOOD MAN

STAIRS
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If we're actual friends and I get payback in any way fuck I'd shave that pussy. If I'm in a good mood of course. I would demand the cunt's phone first. Can't risk Big Brother Facebook/Snapchat/Twitter/etc embarrassing me like that. Would definitely negotiate her shaving my balls or ass.

>tfw 18 year old virgin
never gonna make it lads

i'm a 26yo virgin
how fucked am i

>tfw still paranoid about getting a girl pregnant without using a condom
I get scared for weeks after it happens. I hate my life.

Jesus, are you that weirded out? We've got the fucking internet. It's way too easy being asocial.

Well I am 23 so it could be worse.