/dixie/ - Southern States General

The King edition

a thread for discussing the culture of the Southern US. Feel free to drop in and ask questions or talk about Dixie's food, customs, traditions, and identity. Posting music is also strongly encouraged.

>Invited: Virginians of the West or East, Tennesseans, Kentuckyians, Carolinians, Georgians (the US kind is preferred but the Caucasian variety is acceptable as well), Mississippians, Floridians, Louisianans, Alabamans, Texans, Arkansans

>Special guests: Missourians, Marylanders, Oklahomans

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first post claimed in the name of the Union :^)

Florida should be special guests

t. Florida

I'm a special guest I see

Here in Oklahoma we like to pretend we're Southern and would love to be a part of this secession

Reminder that you will always be under the boot of the superior Yankees.

I don't really see them changing honestly. There's no way a blue dog or Southern Democrat can ever win in that party again unless they tick enough affirmative action boxes. Webb was already a dinosaur as it was, the fact that he was practically laughed off stage by most of the party shows how far gone the party is. He was literally the most qualified candidate for the office from either party.

Do authentic Yankees still exist?

I swear most New Englanders now are some bastard mix of Italian, Irish, and Slavistani

>eats pie for breakfast
>superior
Pick one

Absolutely no

t. carpet bagger

You're a strange case, I can't tell if you're the little brother of Texas or the big brother of Kansas.

What a great thread,

I'll admit I fucking hate iced tea tbqhwyfamalam
no reason not to served chilled unwatered-down drinks in anno trumpini

The madman have actually done it, they've made a second edition

Congratulations on your independence day, /dixie/

Thanks.

have any of you hicks ever even seen anyone who wasn't white?

I wish he waited until the ides of march, but oh well

>watered down
That's why it's so great though, it doesn't have the thick syrupy consistency that soda takes on and goes down smooth. Literally the perfect summer drink, kys famalamadingdong

Can i come here? We're quite redneck.

youtube.com/watch?v=pvN2oxX9qio

>implying black people don't live in the south
FOY

This is a false flag attempt by /yank/, certainly

what the fuck is FOY

your mother gave me a yank

not him, but I assume "Fuck Off Yank"

What is this general's version of "buds" or "lads" going to be? "Fellas"?

Both

Is the replacement of the Battle flag by the Stars and Bars's flag inevitable?

just because they live in the general area doesnt mean that you leave your mother's basement to actually see them

>still salty about the civil war
>average IQ is that of a retarded monkey's
>got so butthurt they fucked off and made their own circlejerk
M-MUH YANKS

y'all, of course

example: "just got back from Publix y'all"

I'm from Oklahoma so we're closer to pardner

Sure, all are welcome here

@72228648
Bad post

dumb amerimonkeys

And it's already on a second edition and maximum tier comfy :^)

Bubs

tfw live on the gulf coast. There are so many vietnamese people that live in my town, why are they in Mississippi??

Perfect.
>just got called a racist at Cracker Barrel y'all

(Me)

you morons will always be seen as trailer trash lol

When I went to the 99% white Czech Republic and Poland they were there as well. I think they might be plotting to enter conservative countries and regions to open businesses selling cheap shit because they realized we don't mind them as much as other minorities.

dumb hillbillies

They were chased out of the North by Mark Wahlberg.

I wish I lived in the south fuck the Yankee scum

defender of the free and brave

dumb hicks

Why are (You) so mad??

stewpid hick thinks i'm mad

The *nion(((international jewry)))

He's been doing this all day here and in /cum/
>just checked /yank/ and he's not there
Coincidence? I think not

This would be far better than /cum/ if only all the retards throwing autistic tantrums about this thread left

Just look at it as free bumps

Nice post

(((Swiss neutrality)))

Do white Democrats exist at all in states like Alabama and Mississippi? If these states are red every four years by huge margins despite the massive black population that must mean there's pretty much zero.

Wrong image :^)

Greetings my brethren!

Which one are you? The oil one or the Fargo one?

Probably just wannabe black rights activists waiting for the slightest sign of racism so they can get promoted to cnn. Wouldn't be surprised if theh got replaced by ancap

>The oil one or the Fargo one?
That's the same one, North Dakota

>ywn live in the timeline where the Libertarians replace the Democrats as the second major party in the US
If this actually happened anywhere in the South I would be diamonds. Not even a Libertarian, just able to disagree with them a lot more respectfully than the Democrats.

How many people live in your town? Do you live in a town at all?

I live in the second largest city in the state, which is sitting pretty at about 70,000 people

G*ry Johns*n being a thing makes me doubt that, unless the dems fuck off to the green party or sudoku themselves. """libertarian"""((("""librals""")))

2016 results for Alabama. That belt of blue is where all the black people live. That one outlier is Jefferson county, which is still by a slim majority white. That's also where the only university in the state worth a damn is located.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND O' COTTON

that feel when no gf to murder me in my sleep

There are quite a few white Democrats in the state legislatures but they're pretty much Republicans anyway. Some of them want Medicaid and shit but they're nothing like northern Democrats

That looks pretty comfy my man

Would love to have a crazy, obsessed girlfriend.
It's not even out of beta vanity, just simply a kink I got from a girl when going through puberty.

I don't think they're going to be going with candidates like him again anytime soon. He fell flat on his face in a year where they had ample opportunity to actually be somewhat relevant. I mean CNN actually gave them significant airtime, what else could a third party want? His strategy of presenting Libertarians as the radical center was perfect, but he was so incompetent he failed at even that. Not to mention his VP was clearly more capable than him and was present at every appearance, making him look even worse.

yall/dudes

Dudes reeks of the eternal Yankee/Californian

I like y'all though

Always wondered why that belt exists, it extends to Louisiana and goes as far north as southern Virginia, you can clearly see it on all election results by county or racial demographic maps. Did we just have a lot of plantations situated in that area?

dudes has a slacker/stoner/surfer connotation that im ok with

what is absolutely NOT acceptable is "you guys"

Or another way to think of it, Clinton got 34.4% of the Alabama vote, while the state as a whole is 26.2% black. So even if you assume that the vote is evenly drawn from all races (it isn't, whites always vote more) and that all blacks vote Democrat (close, but not quite) then 8.2% of the population is white liberals (not counting other races, since they're pretty much negligible here).

Just booted up the ol' Victoria 2 y'all
It's time to make America Confederate again

>Did we just have a lot of plantations situated in that area?
The soil in that belt is well suited for growing cotton so a lot of plantations were built there

That's pretty fucking interesting actually.

howdy yall im frum georgia the state for real

I cry evertim

Yeah. When the sea receded it left a lot of chalk in the shallower parts that almost exactly matches the Black Belt

y'all

Hell yeah
Welcome

>In a recent Sandlapper Magazine, a Mississippi couple visiting Upcountry South Carolina, was reported to have taught their hosts that in their part of Mississippi, the noun 'porch' is also used as a verb. They explained that it had always been customary with their family to say, 'Let's go outside and 'porch', meaning 'sit on the porch, relax on the porch.'
>I don't think we Carolinians use the term, but we likely should; and perhaps this little lesson in Verbal Independence may be a means to spread the usage. If so, it will definitely be a 'Southern' thing. Who would ever expect a good Chicagoan to say, 'Let's go porch?'
Have you been a good Southerner and porched today, /dixie/?

>literal porch monkey
>tfw Oklahoma and pretty much every county votes red
Being a contrarian here means being full liberal

>he doesn't porch with a glass of sweet tea every evening

I'd assumed Oklahoma would have some blue from the Native Americans. How do they vote?

Actually I think the natives also tend to vote republican because they already have things great and want to keep having native benefits

The past 4 elections every single county in Oklahoma has gone republican

>because they already have things great
*deaths from TB intensify*

How often do you see them? Or do they not leave their reservations?

>because they already have things great
Reservations are literally hell

They get crazy healthcare benefits in general though and freedom to operate a whole shit load of casinos here

Don't listen to memes buddy

There's a reason why Native suicide is the highest of all the ethnicities in the US

>freedom to operate a whole shit load of casinos here
Aren't those all owned by a single family per reservation though?

They tend to stick to their reservations
I've only been to the Cherokee one out in Tahlequah and they are pretty well off, but they are one of the bigger tribes so I guess they aren't the best example

Still they get a lot of benefits
they have a crazy rampant alcohol problem

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederados?wprov=sfla1
>Dixie has its own >muh heritage diaspora
neat

>tfw have never seen any of these people irl ever
Are they really just sad alcoholics like the memes say?

Pretty much that's all there is too it. They're alcoholics and they run casinos. A lot of them are mixed with Europeans too so some of them don't even look the part. (literally "I'm 1/56 Cherokee")

Why does this seem to be the case with natives everywhere? Are they just genetically predisposed to it or something?

Little alcohol tolerance makes them easy addicts
It is genetic yes

That and it takes away the pain :c

Natives here don't produce enough of the enzyme that lets you break down alcohol so they all become alcoholics

The reservations themselves are fucked because the states don't have much jurisdiction over them so they have to get all of their shit from the BIA which takes forever