a thread for discussing the culture of the Southern US. Feel free to drop in and ask questions or talk about Dixie's food, customs, traditions, and identity. Posting music is also strongly encouraged.
>Invited: Virginians of the West or East, Tennesseans, Kentuckyians, Carolinians, Georgians (the US kind is preferred but the Caucasian variety is acceptable as well), Mississippians, Floridians, Louisianans, Alabamans, Texans, Arkansans
Here in Oklahoma we like to pretend we're Southern and would love to be a part of this secession
Justin Martinez
Reminder that you will always be under the boot of the superior Yankees.
Josiah Baker
I don't really see them changing honestly. There's no way a blue dog or Southern Democrat can ever win in that party again unless they tick enough affirmative action boxes. Webb was already a dinosaur as it was, the fact that he was practically laughed off stage by most of the party shows how far gone the party is. He was literally the most qualified candidate for the office from either party.
Hunter Ortiz
Do authentic Yankees still exist?
I swear most New Englanders now are some bastard mix of Italian, Irish, and Slavistani
Matthew Edwards
>eats pie for breakfast >superior Pick one
John Carter
Absolutely no
t. carpet bagger
Gavin Thomas
You're a strange case, I can't tell if you're the little brother of Texas or the big brother of Kansas.
Easton Ward
What a great thread,
Lucas Perry
I'll admit I fucking hate iced tea tbqhwyfamalam no reason not to served chilled unwatered-down drinks in anno trumpini
Parker Torres
The madman have actually done it, they've made a second edition
Congratulations on your independence day, /dixie/
Carter Evans
Thanks.
Evan Davis
have any of you hicks ever even seen anyone who wasn't white?
Grayson Rodriguez
I wish he waited until the ides of march, but oh well
Nicholas Rodriguez
>watered down That's why it's so great though, it doesn't have the thick syrupy consistency that soda takes on and goes down smooth. Literally the perfect summer drink, kys famalamadingdong
>implying black people don't live in the south FOY
Lincoln Brooks
This is a false flag attempt by /yank/, certainly
Ethan Flores
what the fuck is FOY
Aaron Sanders
your mother gave me a yank
Kevin Allen
not him, but I assume "Fuck Off Yank"
Caleb Brooks
What is this general's version of "buds" or "lads" going to be? "Fellas"?
Adrian Richardson
Both
Camden Roberts
Is the replacement of the Battle flag by the Stars and Bars's flag inevitable?
Jose Wood
just because they live in the general area doesnt mean that you leave your mother's basement to actually see them
Luke Foster
>still salty about the civil war >average IQ is that of a retarded monkey's >got so butthurt they fucked off and made their own circlejerk M-MUH YANKS
Jaxon Martinez
y'all, of course
example: "just got back from Publix y'all"
Adrian Morgan
I'm from Oklahoma so we're closer to pardner
Luke Jones
Sure, all are welcome here
Logan Bailey
@72228648 Bad post
Cooper Rodriguez
dumb amerimonkeys
Jason Lewis
And it's already on a second edition and maximum tier comfy :^)
Nathaniel Cruz
Bubs
Juan Wright
tfw live on the gulf coast. There are so many vietnamese people that live in my town, why are they in Mississippi??
Mason Wright
Perfect. >just got called a racist at Cracker Barrel y'all
Blake Russell
(Me)
David Stewart
you morons will always be seen as trailer trash lol
Hudson Morris
When I went to the 99% white Czech Republic and Poland they were there as well. I think they might be plotting to enter conservative countries and regions to open businesses selling cheap shit because they realized we don't mind them as much as other minorities.
Asher Perez
dumb hillbillies
Leo Thompson
They were chased out of the North by Mark Wahlberg.
Thomas Johnson
I wish I lived in the south fuck the Yankee scum
Christian Jackson
defender of the free and brave
Adam James
dumb hicks
Henry Taylor
Why are (You) so mad??
Liam Cook
stewpid hick thinks i'm mad
Asher Allen
The *nion(((international jewry)))
Ian Ward
He's been doing this all day here and in /cum/ >just checked /yank/ and he's not there Coincidence? I think not
Bentley Hall
This would be far better than /cum/ if only all the retards throwing autistic tantrums about this thread left
Joshua Torres
Just look at it as free bumps
Chase Scott
Nice post
(((Swiss neutrality)))
Jack Ross
Do white Democrats exist at all in states like Alabama and Mississippi? If these states are red every four years by huge margins despite the massive black population that must mean there's pretty much zero.
Chase Morris
Wrong image :^)
Jordan Robinson
Greetings my brethren!
Jose Wilson
Which one are you? The oil one or the Fargo one?
Easton Turner
Probably just wannabe black rights activists waiting for the slightest sign of racism so they can get promoted to cnn. Wouldn't be surprised if theh got replaced by ancap
Jaxon Flores
>The oil one or the Fargo one? That's the same one, North Dakota
Adrian Nelson
>ywn live in the timeline where the Libertarians replace the Democrats as the second major party in the US If this actually happened anywhere in the South I would be diamonds. Not even a Libertarian, just able to disagree with them a lot more respectfully than the Democrats.
Jeremiah Cooper
How many people live in your town? Do you live in a town at all?
John Gonzalez
I live in the second largest city in the state, which is sitting pretty at about 70,000 people
Asher Robinson
G*ry Johns*n being a thing makes me doubt that, unless the dems fuck off to the green party or sudoku themselves. """libertarian"""((("""librals""")))
Zachary Clark
2016 results for Alabama. That belt of blue is where all the black people live. That one outlier is Jefferson county, which is still by a slim majority white. That's also where the only university in the state worth a damn is located.
Asher Mitchell
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND O' COTTON
Brandon Reed
that feel when no gf to murder me in my sleep
Mason Young
There are quite a few white Democrats in the state legislatures but they're pretty much Republicans anyway. Some of them want Medicaid and shit but they're nothing like northern Democrats
Benjamin Carter
That looks pretty comfy my man
Nathan Kelly
Would love to have a crazy, obsessed girlfriend. It's not even out of beta vanity, just simply a kink I got from a girl when going through puberty.
Lucas Taylor
I don't think they're going to be going with candidates like him again anytime soon. He fell flat on his face in a year where they had ample opportunity to actually be somewhat relevant. I mean CNN actually gave them significant airtime, what else could a third party want? His strategy of presenting Libertarians as the radical center was perfect, but he was so incompetent he failed at even that. Not to mention his VP was clearly more capable than him and was present at every appearance, making him look even worse.
Angel Rogers
yall/dudes
Gavin Jones
Dudes reeks of the eternal Yankee/Californian
I like y'all though
Justin Johnson
Always wondered why that belt exists, it extends to Louisiana and goes as far north as southern Virginia, you can clearly see it on all election results by county or racial demographic maps. Did we just have a lot of plantations situated in that area?
Kevin Ramirez
dudes has a slacker/stoner/surfer connotation that im ok with
what is absolutely NOT acceptable is "you guys"
Levi Hernandez
Or another way to think of it, Clinton got 34.4% of the Alabama vote, while the state as a whole is 26.2% black. So even if you assume that the vote is evenly drawn from all races (it isn't, whites always vote more) and that all blacks vote Democrat (close, but not quite) then 8.2% of the population is white liberals (not counting other races, since they're pretty much negligible here).
Jackson Harris
Just booted up the ol' Victoria 2 y'all It's time to make America Confederate again
Jason Gray
>Did we just have a lot of plantations situated in that area? The soil in that belt is well suited for growing cotton so a lot of plantations were built there
Nathaniel Sanchez
That's pretty fucking interesting actually.
Liam Thompson
howdy yall im frum georgia the state for real
Ethan Gomez
I cry evertim
Wyatt Foster
Yeah. When the sea receded it left a lot of chalk in the shallower parts that almost exactly matches the Black Belt
Brody Torres
y'all
Jason Rodriguez
Hell yeah Welcome
Adam Rogers
>In a recent Sandlapper Magazine, a Mississippi couple visiting Upcountry South Carolina, was reported to have taught their hosts that in their part of Mississippi, the noun 'porch' is also used as a verb. They explained that it had always been customary with their family to say, 'Let's go outside and 'porch', meaning 'sit on the porch, relax on the porch.' >I don't think we Carolinians use the term, but we likely should; and perhaps this little lesson in Verbal Independence may be a means to spread the usage. If so, it will definitely be a 'Southern' thing. Who would ever expect a good Chicagoan to say, 'Let's go porch?' Have you been a good Southerner and porched today, /dixie/?
Wyatt Torres
>literal porch monkey >tfw Oklahoma and pretty much every county votes red Being a contrarian here means being full liberal
Lincoln Turner
>he doesn't porch with a glass of sweet tea every evening
Jordan Reed
I'd assumed Oklahoma would have some blue from the Native Americans. How do they vote?
Mason Price
Actually I think the natives also tend to vote republican because they already have things great and want to keep having native benefits
The past 4 elections every single county in Oklahoma has gone republican
Zachary Smith
>because they already have things great *deaths from TB intensify*
Logan Gonzalez
How often do you see them? Or do they not leave their reservations?
Caleb Ward
>because they already have things great Reservations are literally hell
Julian Mitchell
They get crazy healthcare benefits in general though and freedom to operate a whole shit load of casinos here
Justin Jones
Don't listen to memes buddy
There's a reason why Native suicide is the highest of all the ethnicities in the US
Christian Anderson
>freedom to operate a whole shit load of casinos here Aren't those all owned by a single family per reservation though?
Parker Cooper
They tend to stick to their reservations I've only been to the Cherokee one out in Tahlequah and they are pretty well off, but they are one of the bigger tribes so I guess they aren't the best example
Still they get a lot of benefits they have a crazy rampant alcohol problem
>tfw have never seen any of these people irl ever Are they really just sad alcoholics like the memes say?
Alexander Watson
Pretty much that's all there is too it. They're alcoholics and they run casinos. A lot of them are mixed with Europeans too so some of them don't even look the part. (literally "I'm 1/56 Cherokee")
Adrian Peterson
Why does this seem to be the case with natives everywhere? Are they just genetically predisposed to it or something?
Mason Morgan
Little alcohol tolerance makes them easy addicts It is genetic yes
That and it takes away the pain :c
Benjamin Turner
Natives here don't produce enough of the enzyme that lets you break down alcohol so they all become alcoholics
The reservations themselves are fucked because the states don't have much jurisdiction over them so they have to get all of their shit from the BIA which takes forever