Looking to buy a dildo or vibrator. Can't let anyone find out an I'm too proud to buy ne at a store. What do?

Looking to buy a dildo or vibrator. Can't let anyone find out an I'm too proud to buy ne at a store. What do?

Just order them off Amazon. That's what I did when I bought my Vibrating dildo from there along with some anal beads and an 11 inch dildo.

Should I open up a PO box?

No just order them and read the information and reviews and check to see if they send them as discreet. When I signed up for amazon prime and ordered two of the items, they just combined the items and put them into an amazon box.

and buy an amazon card with cash at the grocery store. use a throwaway e-mail and make your order. use a PO box if you're paranoid, but it's gonna cost ya.

Ok, cool, I ask because I live with my parents and they are very curious, especially since I don't normally order things online. Do you think I'd be able to Discreetly order them with some computer parts?

How much do you think a PO box would cost?

if you're really paranoid, buy it with bitcoins over tor, and have it dropped off at some mileage on a rural road.
buy night vision goggles and a rifle with telescoping sights and scout the area at night to be sure no one's there, then when you're sure it's all clear pick up your order. do it on a night with clouds so you don't get traced by satellite. better yet, do it on a foggy night so drones can't spot you either.

where I'm at it's 50 bucks a month

Mild kek.

That's not too bad. I assume you can cancel at any time right?

I live in a house with a few roommates who don't know what I order and would kill myself if they found out. They never bothered asking me about it. Most the time when I order I make sure it's on a day that it will arrive when I'm home. I've slowly began doing this. I got a little shy because I thought they would find out. The first time was a relief when I bought my Vibe dildo then I ordered the Anal beads, then I finally ordered my 11 inch dildo a week ago.

Kek

try another hobby

most likely

but 50 bucks for a 10 dollar dildo seems a bit much.

can't you just have it delivered at a friend's house?

Might be tricky, My mom works nights, so she's home during the day.

I could, but then I might as well go to a Spencers to get one.

You can do what everyone's saying and open up a PO Box but in my case I wouldn't do that to myself. Spending additional money for a 10 - 20 dollar dildo is just meh. I usually wait till around 11 - 3 pm when the packages arrive at my house, even with everyone around. But it's your call.

Oldtimer here.

I bought a couple of vibrators for my girlfriend, back in the day before the Internet.

There was no choice except man up and walk into an adult bookstore and buy them.

If I could do it, so can you.

I guess PO Box it is for privacy and peace of mind.

but at least make it worthwhile and order something worth the 50 bucks.

Well, there is a porn store across the street from my school, so that might be my best bet.

I am going to be building a new computer soon so can't be having those stolen off my doorstep.

same. did it once as a dare with a friend when I was 18.
quite frankly, the store owners don't care. there's always giggling ppl in the store, but they're giggling at the stuff being sold, not other patrons.

As long as you don't know anyone who works at the store, you're fine.

Trust me, the clerks in a porn shop could give a fuck who you are or what you're buying.

OP here, do you think my girlfriend would notice any missing lube? Alternately I can just dunk them in coconut oil.

Dont get a vibrator, get Njoy pure wand instead. Got stoned and used the bigger end in my ass and it was the most amazing thing. Touched my dick for five seconds at the end and was cumming for about 30 seconds straight and was in a daze for 2 hours after.

Quick question for you, ever had an no hands anal orgasm before?

Nope

Rentadildo.com
Im not kidding, send it back when your done

No. I could have had one easily on aforementioned night though, but just needed to shoot there and then badly. I'm not even particularly sensitive down there but with this big fuck off steel rod is brilliance. I may try it on a future girlfriend too as I hear they've adopted it as one of their own even though it's technically a prostate massager.

Who the fuck are you??

Dancer Finger Vibrator

Man or womanz?

Threads about dildos need to be muzzled.

Dude.

Be careful buying online. Lots of places will say he company name on your credit card purchase.

Aaah well I think I'm a weird dude because the first time I've experienced one I just became a squirting machine.

bad dragon is pretty discreet.

Y'know, if you don't mind having a dildo of a horse with a knot, or something.

Sounds awesome. Me? I've just been making a lot of visits to fap-roulette.com

Does that double as a fleshlight?

Haven't been there yet, any good?

Yup

......words fail me right now.....

And your pride is not shaken by not being able to go inside a store? The people in stores are paid to be professional. Tell them its for your girlfriend if they ask, chances are there is always someone more creepy in stores like lovers. It would be bad business if they laughed at every customer

I authentically do not belive it. A Sup Forums non-porn thread, where people are actually helpful, and wich is not derailed into some spiderman bullshit? Wow.

filename is the product name. If you can browse safely, look for bad dragon ... and find the product. you'll figure it out.

This is the internet. Idiots abound.

Don't jinx it...

sex toys cost more than they should

Kek

Only the ones that dont work.

This is 100% stainless steel, for what it is, 90 bux is good

dont buy that smelly rubber shit. get silicone.