I have a question that Google will not answer...
Imagine this thing is chasing you down and you will inevitably die a violent and scary death.
It's emergency suicide time. You have a cell phone, wallet, and nothing else on you, and you need to die like.. RIGHT now!
How do you kill yourself in moment of panic?
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Hold breath and smack my face into shit
Stun then rape
Might be able to bite your tongue in half.
m-maybe she j-just wants t-t-to be f-friends...
Fap to death.
it's actually very easy to break your own neck.
>cell phone, wallet, and nothing else on you
implying i'd ever be without my pocket knife or glock 30
Use igunpro to make gun noises and shout allahu akbar
Police will come
fake my death. maybe she'll fall for it
yeah not that scary...if you are prepared to kill yourself cause that thing is chasing you then you are confirmed pussy
Snap plastic card that's in wallet in half and slice own throat
let it catch you
This
id beat the fuck out of that thing
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Suffocate self with condom from wallet
Only real answer
stream it live for proof
Tell people you voted for Trump and shout HILLARY FOR PRISON!!!
That would do it for you.
sauce?
Enjoy your few minutes playing farmville
It isn't possible to (with the strength of your arms) snap your own neck. Just the same way as it's not possible to pick yourself up off the ground, using only your hands. You'd have to have some sort of mechanical assistance. Part of the reason for this is mechanical.
but both sada and kaya are cute as fuck.
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By opening up my phone and clicking on your gay ass thread
Let her catch me (a male) and do what she wants. I only hope she enjoys doing it.
>take wallet out
>take folding credit card knife out of wallet
>slit throat
>or better yet, slit this things throat
swallow your phone and choke to death on it
underrated
>panic
That's not how I roll OP.
>Please see
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>stop running
>tear off clothes
>sit on the ground
>spread legs
>jerk off with the force a 1,000 suns
>cum in her eyes to blind her
>run away giggling like a little girl
You would kill yourself because a girl coated with white paint is chasing you?
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