TEXANS VS LIONS

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STAFFORD IS MVP!!

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Just start the 4th already

>Tfw Devils Night

>Lions play

Maximum comfy

Devil's Night in Detroit is always scary.

Luckily they've been getting a lot of volunteers lately to patrol the city and the fires haven't been nearly as bad as they were in the 80's and 90's.

>red wings at 7
>baseball ends tonight
I feel ya senpai

Who else /got ran over by a car going 50 mph and watching the game in the hospital/ here?

PUT THE LIONS GAME ON REEEEEEE FUCK YOU LONDON

Devils Night was always fun for me because thats when you see people outside just doing lots of community or group things. Like the lowriders downtown at night

Did that nigger die? They cut to the detroit game here right after.

Sorry Canada bro, games already airing in michigan

Don't forget the Pistons playing at home. Could be a great team this year desu. Ish Smith has been piling up the assists

He got back up.. 2 channels are playing the London game though

>jigaboojam

They're young and have time to improve so I think they'll do something special eventually

That's good.

Though it would have been funny to watch bongistan flip their shit if he had died.

>Going for it

IT STARTS

>No flag

>puckers dont play until 3
>burrs and somalians are tomorrow

Slow day

Hey man the Pistons are probably the best Detroit team right now in terms of championship potential. May as well watch them grow as a team.

That was a good drive

Is the Lions defense elite?

Who else hungover after Halloween party? Post food.

Holy shit Brock is bad

Bryant doing things.

Our Dline is underrated. The linebackers and secondary is so bad that they don't get much of a chance to do anything.

>muh flags

Fuck off

ANy texan ans here?

CHI

>These refs

So thats how >we're gonna lose this one

CA

Stafford is getting record time in the pocket

who /lifelong/ here

How is the game going? I'm getting Redskins/Bengals OT instead of a game of a team in my division.

Is Tate an elite RB?

>texans running d so bad it makes lions look like a good running team

Here

Well kinda. I'm gonna be mostly watching redzone

Scoreless, Lions ball

>you may only reply to this post if you've been a fan of your team since it was created

>Prater

Oilers would never have let this happen. Fuck Bud and fuck the Titans.

Glad I moved away from AFC South before picking up football.

How is all this obvious PI not getting called against the Texans?

He's such a weird kicker. Will make a 59 yarder looks like it's easy as fuck and then he'll miss a 30 yard FG.

There hasn't been a commercial break yet... Wtf... Are we in the twilight zone?

>Not a single commercial yet in the 1st Qtr

Has the NFL finally fucking learned?

The further the kick,the more accurate he gets

We're in the detroit v houston zone

Advertisers don't want to be associated with this shitshow

GIVE HYDER A CONTRACT

An aftershow...JUST START THE FUCKING GAME!

59 larry

RUNNING ON 2ND AND 13 WITH ALFRED BLUE

JUST

Just hold them to a FG

That was the fastest quarter of football I've ever seen.

I really fucking that Chevy Cruze commercial, it's so fucking stupid.

Of course these faggots can't tackle

This was pretty good. One whole quarter of the game. Two minutes of commercial, than another whole quarter, perfect balance

Why is menudo so fucking good? Literally cow stomach soup.

It's over, Texans found out Lions can't cover TEs

Was there really a whole quarter of no commercials? Fuck Fox and pushing this fucking Redskins/Bengals OT.

Is Brock elite?

That tackle by Bush was the most pussy shit I've ever seen. How you let a guy truck you for 5 yards on third down?

This secondary is fucking AIDS.

Lions are an equal elite QB opportunity team

They made guys like Keenum, Hoyer, and Rodgers look good this year

>MUH FLAGS

Jesus Christ FUCK OFF

FUCK THESE REFS

Oh man, these refs can suck a dick.

Are these the same refs for the Titans game?

LUL refball starting early

>falling for the white RB meme
smdh

Tex/a/ns

Do they spit or swallow?

>3 and out

Sigh

>They made guys like Keenum, Hoyer, and Rodgers look good this year

shots fucking fired

Spit, they don't even have the common courtesy to swallow.

Brandy said on the radio that this crew has thrown the second most flags in the NFL

dem trips

Neither can Houston. Will Lions figure it out?

>Bengal Skin game ends in a tie

This season is a fucking joke

This defense can't stop anyone what the fuck

So this is the same ref crew from the Titans game. I should just stop watching now

Why is a leaf a lion's fan?

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because south of detroit is leafland

Detroit is across the river from Canada, there are a lot of Detroit sports fans in southern Ontario

Oh fuck off zebras

Wow I didn't know the Lions were such cheaters

>personal foul: hitting a player. 45 yard penalty player ejected lions must check their white male privilege game results in a tie

This "sport" isn't for me anymore

Turns out my geography is complete shit.

Literally what is the defender supposed to do there?

I see Canada every day from my office and I used to be able to see it from my old apartment

Rip off his flag and avoid contact

Go low? Not headbutt the receiver? Follow the rules?

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He hit the receiver with his shoulder senpai

Fuck off. Defenseless receiver calls are fucking pansy woman bullshit.

Can't even play real D anymore

Hope to see you in the World Series thread tonight. Possibly last game of the season for best sport.

>enjoy your phone!!!!

y-you too....

Can't win on the road

>Skins tie so the Lions tiebreaker is worthless

Just Lions things