Why aren't you at work or school right now?

Why aren't you at work or school right now?

It's my day off, you nosey prick!

Unemployed atm. Looking for something that doesn't make me feel like a robot

got suspended.

gloryhole/lot lizard/drug dealer

literally just got a phone call from my boss. it's slow they don't need me.

Wtf is a lot lizard

>finish work at 9 am
>start day drinking
Its the good life.

prostitute at a truck stop

trucker slang for hooker/prostitute.

you're not a trucker u would't know.

I'm sick as fuck. Currently making some soup.

Because I just got home

It's half term and it's 6:02pm

Oooh. There are plenty of those around where I live. But I'm not gay. And majority if drives are male.

>drinking on a monday
>good life

I am at work. 8 hours a day staring at this fucking computer.

cause im in a blizzard right now

Well that's rather irresponsible. Why would you purposely place yourself in a blizzard?

What do you do on the computer?

Got super sloppy yesterday in S.Ontario

Is everyone in Ontario gay?

I didn't the blizzard placed itself around me

Naw but they have huge cocks!

Well I guess that will make their gay community happy.

I'm unemployed

Canceled because the dam is breaking in Cali. The cleansing is coming.

It's half-term here in Blighty.
I have a week off from teaching those wonderful students of mine!

You mean the darn

Because it's fucking evening

I'm sick and I have been for 5 days now. Shit fucking sucks since I actually like work. Steakhouse cook.

no just a small minority and the premier of ontario is a dyke REEEEEEEEE fuck her.

>> because evening.

EST makes the world go round

Because I'm waiting for a phonecall that will tell me when I start working.

just basic excel stuff. 90% of the time I'm bored & on sites like this....

life is passing me by though.

What happens if you never get the call?

at work with multiple screens going faggot
why aren't you in your middle school class pussy?

This

Fuck. I'd like your job.

It was ok at first. just here for the decent $$$. been doing this (basically nothing) for many years....

could be worse but this is a waste of time.

public holiday

I am at work. I'm a beer Sales rep and work out of my car. Usually do a swipe through Sup Forums, ign and Facebook in between accounts

That would be pretty unlikely as I've already gotten the job.

It wouldnt be a major loss anyways. It's fuckin McDonalds.

I do somewhat similar stuff in Chicago.

i jus made this. u like it?

cause it's 19:26

its 19:39

Only 10:30 in California

Because I just finished, ya fuck. Mind your own damn business.

because people live in different time zones and it's 20:33 here right now.

ur clock goes too fast m8

I'm cripplingly shy, sensitive, lazy and indecisive.

The fact that I'm not homeless is nothing short of a miracle

Plot twist: I am at work

It's a holiday where I live

because its 20:00 you mongoloid burger faggot

I know that feel

It's a holiday

Next monday too

It's 8 p.m.

Just got out of class

I am; fuckface...

Because it's 7 in the afternoon.

I have an interview on Thursday.

frogs detected

...

Slept at my gf's and missed a work period for class today. Doesn't really matter much, gonna vape some weed, clean my place and cook some food.

mid-winter break you cunt

yeah i'd pretend i wasn't one too

Third Shift here. Night time is the right time

after ten hellish years with the company, i managed to make myself pretty much indispensable. i then renegotiated for four day work weeks.

currently enjoying a monday of doing nothing but recovering from a hangover.

also my first captcha.

Graduated with honors, hired by university, then fired because the department chair got rejected by the girl I was seeing.

Not cool.

just got out of rehab. unemployed

It's 8pm