Hey Sup Forums. I'm a little depressed. I spent the last 45 minutes researching Jordan Capri aka Lori L Manna

Hey Sup Forums. I'm a little depressed. I spent the last 45 minutes researching Jordan Capri aka Lori L Manna.

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It turns out, she spent a couple of years in prison.

When what I read, it was for running out on probation for DUI

She was cute as fuck back in the day.

Now she's a cheap camwhore

Is it fucked up that part of me would still like to ask her out?

The 1990's called. They want their pornstar back

actually, she came out in 2002 or 2003,I think

wow, i remember that girl. when i was in high school i thought she was the hottest girl in porn. i think she had this other girl who went by Capri who was supposed to be her sister.

Sad, I didn't know she went the camwhore route. She should be about 30 right now? I remember reading she took a break from her porn career to study back in the day. She is not a dumb girl. So basically her job is to sit in front of a 4:3 webcam taking tips to drink vodka shots. What a life.

you mean Tawnee Stone?

good memory user, I think that's what I was thinking of. wasn't there a Tawnee and a Tori, or something like that?

Lol, she's 32 according to freeones. Which makes sense if she was 18 years old 14/15 years ago. Her MFC profile tells she is 27. She is such a lying ex-convict.

Her bio says: I was formally known as Jordan Capri. I decided to get out of the business to focus on other areas of my life, but now I'm back....better than ever and ready to embrace the FUN!

>other areas of my life
>prison

saddest thing ill read today

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Here is Jordans 18 b-hole to cheer you up

I meant to say "18 yo"

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You still wouldn't have a chance neckbeard

This was one of the first videos I remember where buttthole was displayed front and center. Before then, they didn't really make it a point to showcase buttholes, and today it's like 50% buttholes. But that was a great fucking butthole, that whole dance was great.

It's funny that Tawnee Stone is like a banker or something now and this bitch is on MFC lying about her age and backstory when we can just look that shit up in seconds.

I still fap to her "honeymoon" video. how the mighty have fallen.

I forgot about her she used to be my favorite along with "tiffany teen" used to download all their stuff from kazaa

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Still perfect

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yeah, I remember. she played in an italian low-budget movie. they made her nose look like a fucking dick. the shit was funny as hell

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holy shit

btw it was a horror flick

So we're seeing actual porn history?

Nice.

Hnnngggggghhh

She was my go-to girl when I was in my teens. I downloaded all her vids off Bearshare or Kazaa.

I've probably spent hours fapping to her and Tawnee Stone.

her face still looks cute. how does the rest of her look?

They look like a bunch of bloated dead seals who passed through a sunken chinese container filled with bad wigs.

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Still waaaaaay fuckable

Tawnee is queen

Member dat ass?

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Does anyone know if there is like a classic kazaa collection, instead of looking them up individually? I remember all these girls and would like to have a time travel fap.

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Lightspeed

wat?

I was excited when I saw your link, but then...

Jesus.

if she took care of her body I think she would look ok.. sadly, it probably will never happen.

samefag, minus her blackened roastie.. it was so nice before :(

I wish someone would pay me to drink, I'd fucking kill for one right now.

They are only 18 once. It's nice while it lasts.

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I don't think you made it in life when your job is to sit naked in front of a webcam, while 100+ user pervs are jerking it and you take a shot every time on of these wankers tips you 50.

I need a mathfag to count how many poops have come out of her asshole so far if shes 32? just an avarage number pls

Does anyone know if there are any recent nude pictures? I want to make a before-after picture.

Probably about 12000 assuming 1 per day for 3 years and multiple times during the first two years.

30*

Looks good to me!

I poop once a day. Let me asume she does as well. 365 * 32 = 11680

Let's just say, stool has passed through that asshole about 12000 times.

thanks, 12000 is a huge number

WOOOOOOW I knew of everything because I looked into year couple years ago

HOWEVER I never bothered to look into her in the past year, fucking cam whore now. She was my go to fap and I still fap to the honeymoon even to this day. Like jesus christ wow this is insane. She is soooooo ugly now god that pussy just looks nasty. I guess the /r9k roastie meme isnt a meme at all

I wonder how many gallons of semen have been spilled to her? It has to be enough to fill a swimming pool.

We should make the day someone has pooped 10000, 20000, 30000 etc, times a special birthday.

We would call it turdday and celebrate with pic related.

how many cubic metres would that be?

I think if she took care of herself she would look pretty good, but you're right about the roastie.

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Wtf is wrong with you? They look fucking fuckable.

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If each bowel movement totaled about one foot, that would be almost 2 1/2 miles of shit.

Imagine that coming out all at once.

I'd like to see something like that

I have lost so many gallons of semen to this girl.

I wanna say the average poo length is more than a foot. however your point still remains. it's just that the smallest increase would make the result even more hilarious to imagine.

No thank you

5.4 GB on drive still - Jordan Capri Site rip

yeah! And then we would fuck that person in the ass, right?

I used to love her. Like actually thought i loved her :/

I used to love her. Like actually thought i loved her :/

This is a gr8 post

good god, why must women age so horribly. God my asianfu is going to get so ugly in another decade. Fuck what am I going to do uggghhh

Excuse this.
Its the shock.

YEAH! with this!

My wife says asian women are the hottest until like 25 then they all just look like old little Chinese Dudes

funniest thing ill read all day

yeah me too, bro but its really hard to keep loving her after her pussy has been turned into mud

it depends anons. yes asianfu has the ability to turn into a live action mummies alive episode. but I've seen some pretty attractive older asians.

Korean btw

cutest ass vid with Sarah Blake
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they say older korean women got those dicknoses

haha life.

gods biggest joke...

You just blew my fucking mind you mental maverick

....Wut? You'd better check your balls 'cause I think you lost them.

Almost wish didn't find this post OP

time is a bitch

i've jerked off to that "honeymoon" vid of hers numerous times

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what did you think she was going to grow up into

Like just out of curiosity, what did you think she was going to be, besides a drunk, besides going to prison, besides returning to camwhore in her thirties, how did you think it was going to end

+1

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Back in the day 14 year old me was just fapping furiously to her stuff.

That she would retire into a happy marriage and family, goes running 4nights a week and hits the gym for high rep work 3 times a week.
She has no regrets about her past; it was fun, she felt empowered and the money was great ;)
She's grateful she never got into anything harder.
Living a happy suburban life of contentment.

I was a young idealist than - i hoped for a happy end
whelp now i am dead inside almost wizard so nostalgia fap and we get back to reality