40 yo virgin cause of small dick what do

40 yo virgin cause of small dick what do

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4 inches only

your dick size has nothing to do with it

Eat shit you fat fuck

Pretty sure it's because you're a fat bastard.Get a hooker on backpage while you still can

came here to say this lol

Yours looks alot like mine. What people don't realize from looking is that when you're fucking your fupa gets pushed down and "tahdah" two more inches of cock. Find you a chubby gal. You'll get laid. Don't start off with "I'm a virgin", say "it's been awhile."

>cause of small dick
cause I'm a fat fuck.
Fixed that for ya, lardo...

>censored now too late fucker

cant lsoe weight always comes back its genetics

repost is repost, saw this a couple of months back

>ffs wong poost
>backpage is censored now too late fucker

lmao this is b8 right? youre just a fag who lacks self control. anyone can lose weight

Lose some weight, you fucking fat cunt.

Your FUPA is literally eating your dick.

>freepornblog.net/2017/02/12/fucking-welcome/
what is a fupa?

Fat Upper Pussy Area

Or in this case: Fat Upper Penis Area

I ain't clickin' that link, nigga.

Certainly has more to do with the fact that you're a fat slob. Also baited.

you are virgin because you are a fat fag lose weight and fuck some bitches fag

Your body doesn't defy the laws of physics, if you don't stick the calories in your mouth, fat can't "come back."

It's harder for unhealthy people because all the junk they put in their body produces enzymes and bacteria that further signal your body to consume more of what is already being eaten.

You honestly don't even need to lose weight dude. Its not like fat guys dont get laid. Only all the 14 year old faggots on this site think that way. Go to a bar, drink, you'll get laid.

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT

MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS ALREADY

Oh boy.
It's not genetics, it's being unmotivated.

I was 315lbs throughout highschool and college, I did a small change to what and how much I ate and I dropped 65 pounds in the first year, through time I just made additional small changes that didn't make it feel like I was depriving myself of anything or make me miss something. Now I'm 190lbs (6'1").

>genetics
you've clearly been reading to much buzzfeed or tumblr m8

Dude I was 20lbs away from a quarter ton.
483lbs.
Started having back problems.
Doc gave up on me and said I wouldn't walk in five years.

Stopped eating bread potatoes pasta and corn.
Switched sweet tea to unsweetened.

Been 8mo and I have shed weight like a beast. No real change in my exercise habits. I did adopt a policy of only using elevators to go up and I always walk down stairs. I work on the fifth floor of a business so that's a little extra walking but not really. I weighed myself yesterday and I'm 354. Over 100lbs with a simple diet change. I still eat my fill at every meal. I still order extra bacon. Still eating steaks and burgers..

Actually hoping my income tax return is decent because I need to buy pants with a smaller waist size.

It's because your fat, so lose the fat or pay a hooker

"cause of small dick"

"Because im a fat fucking bastard" would fit more

Post on Sup Forums some more obviously.

laugh at you.

Hey honest question.. did you get toned in the process?

I went from 483 to 354 and have the arms and legs of a body builder (the look, not necessarily the strength). Trying to tone the abs but that area is so stubborn

It's because your arms and legs have to support your fat body.

I hate my dick too

no its because your a fat gross piece of lard

>its called "panis"
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no its because your fat and didn't learn social skills

maybe ugly too, who knows

your dick is just slightly under average, its not even that bad

I didn't get much in the way of toning just from dropping the weight, when I got to about 225lbs I started going to the gym and working on muscle building since some of it had gone away with the weight, my main issue was proportionality and getting both sides of my body to be a bit closer to symmetrical. At this point I think I look pretty good but there's nothing special about my muscles or how they look.

Also, important question, How tall are you?

What?

I See your thread everday. More than i see my gf.

top kek

yup. it's definitely your dick and not your obesity and personality.

He's saying the fat surrounding the penis can be pushed back and that it normally hides an inch or so, so when it's pushed back, the penis look an inch longer.

I just realized that I can't tell where your balls begin and the fat ends.

It would probably be more than 4 inches if you got rid of the 4 inch thick layer of padding and mcdonalds in between your pubic bone and the base of your dick.

It's not your dick or gut, bro. I'm the same size as you and I've gotten plenty. I'm 37 and married now and the wife can't get enough. If you really are 40 and a virgin, the problem is with you, not your body.

You have successfully motivated me to work out today. thank you.

Go to Thailand problem solved

6'3"
Saw a 299 lifter at the same weight that looked ripped.
I'm pretty sure I will not have those results in another 50lbs unless I start building muscle mass..

At this point shedding weight through ketosis is important to me.

wow, this is how lazy Sup Forums is getting, this exact same post with the exact same pic was on here yesterday,

lazy faggot op is lazy faggot

>ketosis

Nigga just stop eating the whole cupboard every meal and you'll lose weight like lightning

Nobody is a virgin because of a small dick op, guys don't pick up women by waving their dick around. They have conversations or pay money.

bro you ain't got a small dick, you just got too much fat around it

get lean, get jacked and you'll get pussy

Keep talkin op

Keep posting ignorant fatties. I need to burn off some junk food I ate last night.

I have a small dick and I get laid on a regular basis. Controlling my weight and being confident is what has worked for me.

45 have smaller dick than that
no virgin
no give a shit
just kill yourself
me and my gf can watch ????

You should try and drop down to 230-220 and then build up muscles, it generally looks alot better doing it that way as well if that's what you're after. Being a shredded guy at 300lbs still comes with a lot of the inconveniences of being 300lbs, you need beefier furniture, floors creak when you walk on them, etc.

GENETIC?! MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS FUCKER...
GET OFF THAT CHAIR AND MOVE MAN!
YOUR DICK IS FINE, IS YOUR HEAD YOU GOT TO GET RIGHT... STOP FINDING EXCUSES AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

It takes a special kind of faggot to yell mods in a teen thread. It takes a whole other level of faggot to yell mods in a dick thread.

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holy shit story

Told you the 56th time you posted this - it's got nothing to do with your dick. You are fat as fuck. No one wants to fuck fat dudes.

stop wanking so much
stop eating at night
if i can fucken loose weight and i'm twice as heavy as you
SO CAN FUCKING YOU

NOW GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH AND GET OUT THE FUCKING BASEMENT AND MEET WOMEN

and lose dat fat
grab a hand full of fat near dad dik
cut it off wuf a knife
you gain 25cm
ez

It takes a faggot to yell mods PERIOD

That's what I said I am doing.
No bread potatoes pasta sugar or corn.

It's not difficult. Actually the worst is not having french fries.. I grab some on the weekends when my wife is going for the ice cream.

just cut food 25%
and i will chase you
threw your knigtmares

Beefier furniture and creaking floors is a myth. My place is new construction and a lot of my furniture is from ikea

See that's what is nice about a keto diet.
Not carb cutting. I eat as much as I want, just none of the foods I used to like.

Hey get this
I eat whatever I want and still lose weight

Portion size and calorie intake is more important than cutting food out. And you're setting yourself up for failure with what you're doing.

wait wat?
> you are saying eat all the carbs you want on a ketosis diet LOLOLOLOLOLOL

needing beefier furniture is not a myth, i didn't dare sit on my nans couch when she was alive as i was scared it would collapse
believe me it fucking creaked

You're only a virgin because you're a big fucking fat bucket of lard.
Lose some weight, maybe not try and get suggestions from the worst fucking board.
Plus, no woman has probably said that they don't like you just because of you're small dick.

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just p b small and prowd

Your wife can't get enough because there's not enough of it

That gut probably isn't helping you lose your virginity either there bud

fag have a cookie and learn to spell/proofread

New construction just delays the problem of creaky floors I guess, in any house built in the 20th century there's going to be some creaking somewhere in the house. The IKEA furniture won't last as long as because of the weight, springs on a couch giving out as an example, most IKEA products are also pretty shit quality to begin with.

Kek

Wow I'm just so hurt, an anonymous faggot on Sup Forums is talking shit to me.

My wife loved the D, bro. Don't hate. Once you get your self esteem up, you will discover the wonders of pussy too, I promise.

Dude i'm in the same boat as you!! except im not 40 i'm 22.

Top fucking kek

The staircase at my parents house creaks if I am going up it or if my 65lb kid does.

>Loved the D
>Loved

So she used to love your dick? What happened bruh

true

it's about confidence
smile, show you don't give a fuck
enjoy what life you have
i'd rather be poor and have a woman to bang than be rich with none

women want someone they can have a laugh with
i'e you won't get anyone looking like your momma just died

my wifi is to busy eating eggs on bread to care