Tfw no loving gf to cook for you

>tfw no loving gf to cook for you

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>tfw all top chefs are men
As with almost everything, men are better cooking than women. Heck, a man even won woman of the year in recent years. Girlfriends are overrated.

Jesus. How hard is it to throw a steak on the grill, make mashed rutabaga, and sauté some broccolini?

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> being italian
> watching all this gibberish and empty dishes
what the fuck are you actually seeing food there?
I am being serious here

> wurstel omelette?!?!
> few pasta with mais and eggs?!?!
> shit and cordon bleau??!?!

I cook for myself,like any respectable person should.

ffs

My gf sucks ass at cooking. It's a good fucking thing I grew up in a kitchen or we'd starve to death.
I think she'd have an extra 50lbs on her if it wasn't for the home-cooked meals I make her.

Whoever made this deserves to eat this. Dayum.

WTF did Marguerite cook this?

>spaghetti
>respectable
you gotta up your game, user.

seriously
wtf is that?

I don't know, to make good home cooked meals you need the fattiest things on the planet. oil, butter, grease
fast food isn't that bad if you eat it how you're supposed to. you can eat a hamburger but it has to be the entire meal, you can't get fries and a drink with it, those are empty calories with no nutritional value

>chicken permission
>permission
kek'd

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SKETTIS AWE GOWD TIR NUMMIES

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People that can't cook annoy the fuck out of me.

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wtf when i was 14 and never cooked before i made better dishes

>hehe

I'm not a sushi guy, though I've enjoyed a handful of tartare dishes.

But gives me the heebie jeebies.

Fuck off, this is just a cook bait... you are worse than gore guys.
This is now a gore thread, which is always better than those shits

lol where is the steak?

fuck you user
i'm hungry now, shit looks good as hell
know what kind of sauce that is?

This can't be real... This has to be shit food edited with twitter/facebook posts.

No one is actually 'proud' of spending 10 minutes of 'cooking' such shitfests.

its shitty food, thats the whole idea of it

fucking Italian idiot

I can't even identify the steak. Someone help pls

>mfw they actually keep their husband
>mfw no one cares for you
>mfw they do all this because they love their beloved ones and they give their feelings in return cause all the small things matter
>mfw I have no face

Keep dying alone newfags these threads keep getting more and more cancer!

love people fall for this stale copy pasta, lrn2gis fags

it's beef, mostly. it might have been simmered (boiled) with a can of diced tomatoes.

Assuming the potatoes are real potatoes id eat it.

:( I got it few later

I think thats Branston pickle on melted cheese on bread, tasty but no breakfast.

honestly doesn't look that bad
Off your self
Wrong Cheese !!!!!!

Welcome my old friend Trichinellosis...

Who said anything about avoid fat? I cook with a healthy dose of french influence. Plenty of fats and carbs to go around. Fresh ingredients, proper portions, and well-balanced meals, however, leave everyone fit and full.

Thats what happens when hoy have no gastronomy, buy a culture amerifags

She's dtf.

gotchya, figured was beef, but looked alot like stroganoff, know it isn't, just looked like it was

so probably just a variant of a simple bolognese sauce