Explain why you're not taking a qt loli on a date this valentine's day

Explain why you're not taking a qt loli on a date this valentine's day

who told you im not?

what do her parents have to say about this

If I unchained her from my basement she'd probably try to escape.

I actually do this on the weekend.

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nothing. they're dead

Your defensive stance

Thats a dude user

im waiting til the day after valentines day, going to bars and picking up all the chicks that were desperate and lonely on v day and are drinking away their problems.

the day after vday is important, no hope remains

if i'm attracted to it because it looks like a female, it is not gay

why the weekend?

keep telling yourself that but when youre staring down a dingle dangle and you still have sex with it, youre full blown homosex

as if i don't fuck women anally

it has boobies in pic #4

theres still a dick and balls

close ur eyes nigga

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that doesnt change the fact there is a pile of man meat on that humanoid flesh unit construct

Can't get bail.

pfft, not male. tits are evident

sucks. why are you in jail

Did you know that white slavery is actually a crime? Neither did I.

because i have a woman my age and i enjoy not having my ass excavated by melanin enriched folk in jail.

claims about prison rape are highly exaggerated

I thought as long as she was under the age of consent it was all good

it's a well known fact that this is, indeed, a trap

everyone in this thread is now officially branded as a faggot (pic related)

Because I'm a happily married 39 yo male with 2 kids.