Giant Kinder eggs have finally arrived in time for Easter

>CALLING all Kinder Surprise fans — shops will now stock giant eggs ahead of Easter which are five times the size of the regular egg.

>Chocolate fans were warned Easter eggs would be “smaller and more expensive” this year in the UK, but Kinder bucked this trend as one of these special eggs can fill the lucky holder’s hand.

>This news comes just before Easter — where many people will be happily eating countless chocolate eggs.

>Children (and adults) everywhere will be thrilled to note that these eggs still come with toys.

news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/giant-kinder-eggs-have-finally-arrived-in-time-for-easter/news-story/23ba9100b84586e9e82051bdd4320f8f

Looks like it's going to be quite the celebration.

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>devoting an entire news article to chocolate eggs

I can not wait to stuff my face with chocolate eggs desu senpai

A celebration, you say?

Hmm?

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is there something wrong with that?

you dont see us making news articles over Walmart getting a new supply of Peeps in

Why do Australians pee in their kinder eggs?

An ovoid chocolate confectionery?

a joyous jubilee goes unobserved?

>tfw too poor for Kinder Eggs
FUCK

>not celebrating the superior holiday

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There articles 5 times larger devoted to gender shaming for buying kinder egg.

thesun.co.uk/news/2059208/mum-accuses-sainsburys-cashier-of-gender-shaming-her-boy-3-for-picking-frozen-kinder-egg-instead-of-marvel-superheroes-one/

Will the "easter man" flood the board come Easter?

Of coursh!

I hope so, I am actually looking forward to Easter

>still idolising fake chocolate made out of camel shit
delet

>filling chocolate eggs with shitty plastic instead of peanut butter

dumb foreigners

I hope he doesn't flood /po/ again.

THAT SOUNDS FUCKING DELICIOUS
WHY DON'T THEY SELL THESE IN NZ REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>wanting to support the hfcs jew

A hollow candy containing a joyful surprise?

Why do yuro-peons eat toys? Is that why their teeth are so bad?

Why don't they have peanut butter?

>purposefully trying to kill children

Peanut butter is an abomination.
Eggshell filled with nougat is the patrician choice for easter celebration.

an news piece dedicated to an illegal foreign candy?

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>Peanut butter is an abomination

>>Chocolate fans were warned Easter eggs would be “smaller and more expensive” this year in the UK

Why don't bongs celebrate Easter?