>CALLING all Kinder Surprise fans — shops will now stock giant eggs ahead of Easter which are five times the size of the regular egg.
>Chocolate fans were warned Easter eggs would be “smaller and more expensive” this year in the UK, but Kinder bucked this trend as one of these special eggs can fill the lucky holder’s hand.
>This news comes just before Easter — where many people will be happily eating countless chocolate eggs.
>Children (and adults) everywhere will be thrilled to note that these eggs still come with toys.
news.com.au /lifestyle /food /eat /giant-kinder-eggs-have-finally-arrived-in-time-for-easter /news-story /23ba9100b84586e9e82051bdd4320f8f
Looks like it's going to be quite the celebration.
March 12, 2017 - 18:50
>devoting an entire news article to chocolate eggs
March 12, 2017 - 18:51
I can not wait to stuff my face with chocolate eggs desu senpai
March 12, 2017 - 18:55
is there something wrong with that?
March 12, 2017 - 19:01
you dont see us making news articles over Walmart getting a new supply of Peeps in
March 12, 2017 - 19:03
Why do Australians pee in their kinder eggs?
March 12, 2017 - 19:03
An ovoid chocolate confectionery?
March 12, 2017 - 19:10
a joyous jubilee goes unobserved?
March 12, 2017 - 19:15
>tfw too poor for Kinder Eggs FUCK
March 12, 2017 - 19:17
>not celebrating the superior holiday
March 12, 2017 - 19:17
Will the "easter man" flood the board come Easter?
March 12, 2017 - 19:24
I hope so, I am actually looking forward to Easter
March 12, 2017 - 19:33
>still idolising fake chocolate made out of camel shit delet
March 12, 2017 - 20:25
>filling chocolate eggs with shitty plastic instead of peanut butter
dumb foreigners
March 12, 2017 - 20:35
I hope he doesn't flood /po/ again.
March 12, 2017 - 20:56
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING DELICIOUS WHY DON'T THEY SELL THESE IN NZ REEEEEEEEEEEEE
March 12, 2017 - 21:00
>wanting to support the hfcs jew
March 12, 2017 - 21:05
A hollow candy containing a joyful surprise?
March 12, 2017 - 23:24
Why do yuro-peons eat toys? Is that why their teeth are so bad?
Why don't they have peanut butter?
March 12, 2017 - 23:30
>purposefully trying to kill children
March 12, 2017 - 23:32
Peanut butter is an abomination. Eggshell filled with nougat is the patrician choice for easter celebration.
March 12, 2017 - 23:34
an news piece dedicated to an illegal foreign candy?
March 12, 2017 - 23:34
>Peanut butter is an abomination
March 13, 2017 - 00:45
>>Chocolate fans were warned Easter eggs would be “smaller and more expensive” this year in the UK
Why don't bongs celebrate Easter?
March 13, 2017 - 01:40