Standing alone at the kitchen sink kind of drinking

Standing alone at the kitchen sink kind of drinking.

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I kind of feel like doing that right now

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Don't do drugs.

My birthday is in two days, I'll just sit by the window all evening listening to music quietly and drinking a glass of whiskey

op is me only with a bong instead

hi nef

mornin

howsitgoan

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fine, filthy communist. You?

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Doing okay. Gonna miss school next two days, which is a bit rough cause I have an assignment due tomorrow.

y tho

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Cause I have work

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y tho

i should sleep sometime

Because I don't set my roster. It is one of the drawbacks to making decent money

y tho

I need money to buy you tail buttplugs and stuff

obviously.

Then you can see why I suffer

happy birthday in advance brother.
Please enjoy a whiskey on my behalf.
I got fissured tongue and can't drink that shit so drink my toast to you, yourself :)

it's all worth it.

It's what keeps me going on those rough long shifts

yeah well.

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tbh shouldn't be wearing skirts short enough to flash your dick

people these days got no modesty

pff, even the knee length one does.

Yeah you wish

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is that a moomin character

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No need to be jelly.

No need for you to pretend

Now you're just being slanderous.

Good evening~
Let me borrow your skirt for valentines day.

I dont have one.

Technically it's libel, but if your dick were that long you'd be waving it about more

Hows it going?

shut up

Feel free to prove me wrong

you just want more nudes

>more

most of them weren't fake.

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G-go shopping with me to get one I'm too nervous to go alone.
Hmmmmm alright I need to do some math before tomorrow but I'm making slow progress since I'm feeling lethargic.
I blame cheeto he has been tricking me into watching episodes of Lazy Town with him.
You?

No.

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You sent me like one butt pic sitting down in front of a mirror

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

I'm doing an assignment for school, which I have to hand in tomorrow but I have work tomorrow. It's a bad circumstance

that's pretty cute

that raccoon is my spirit animal

Only Jeffs for you.

I thought Trump was your spirit animal.

Donut alcoholic

Matty Jeff and I agreed to a threeway.

Trump is my emperor. But he doesn't drink.

that cat is a cute. Did you go back to the shelter or something?

mornin

good mooooornin~

hi sleepy poepels

No, it's from Sherlock Hound

and the not wearing things one omg you forget

I actually did last Friday, but no supreme quality cats were there, or they weren't awake.
Not my picture. I think those look like a girl's hands, but hell if I know.

I didn't forget, you just didn't send that one to me.

invade my personal space

Work and school at the same time?
hi jules

They look kinda like your hands. White, nicely cut nails, etc.

hey wetbutt

Matty is too pure for that.

Get drinking then.

Hello.

Kind of how my day went too.

>has great workout shoveling all the snow that happened the past day.
>Feels accomplished/entitled.
>Eats half a pizza
>6 pack of microbrew.

I can be persuasive.

drink
drank
drunk

jesus I couldn't eat that much if I tried

Yeah. Haven't managed to confirm a set roster from work, so I've got a bunch of scheduling conflicts that might destroy this semester for me.

My butt is purrfectly dry.

The shape and size are all wrong.
I guess I'm white, though.

I'd say be sick a lot but you've milked that one plenty.

youd remember it if I did jesus christ you have bad memory

Nothing on watersluts is dry.

I mean I've only seen the one pic of your hands so.

how's the fam

faggo

you too

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>youd remember it if I did
Yeah
I would
And I don't remember
Which is why I know you didn't

Yeah. And since they know what days I have school, there is no way of doing that without it being super suspicious

update that pic to 2017

drinking is bad for you*

Then your lack of qualification should convince you to make less assumptions.

I cant edit text to look the same.

WOW WHAT ARE YOUE VEN GOOD FORT HEN

but it feels good!

It was just wishful thinking.

beg for shift swaps?
the insides are dry.

i would love a spoonn

that would make for some uncomfortable penetration, spurt some water up there.

youtube.com/watch?v=icqPHsNumuU
I'm good for editing pixels, color and overlapping layers.
also most things feel good what'll kill u

I should really start studying.
But hell if I want to.

we're all gonna die anyway

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I just skipped arabic today it felt amazing.

they are not for sexual so it doesn't need penetration.

Everything is for sexual.

relatively speaking, all actions bring you closer to death.
the difference is eating beans is less close than drinking a gallon of bleach.

I think we all deserve a little.
Better dead than red.
I haven't skipped any classes. Yet.