Life lessons you've learned the hard way

Life lessons you've learned the hard way

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When you play league of legends and come into team making, it is not about making a team to play well - it is about who wrote first, or who paste first...

I had to learn that the hard way, but gladly i don't play anymore

The second law of thermodynamics tells us that after trillions and trillions of years, the universe will be at full entropy. Nothing you do, nothing you've ever done and nothing you will ever do will matter. Everything will be wiped out and everything in the universe will die. Energy will be fully distributed equally everywhere. There is nothing we can ever do to stop this, thus doing anything, getting famous, achievements or any profound advances you make for yourself or humanity as a whole will mean absolutely nothing. It will be wiped on the universe's metaphorical couch like a crusty, annoying booger and disintegrate to nothing.

Drugs aren't as bad as DARE said, but they are much worse than you think they are.

Severe mental illness takes years to recover from.

Women like assholes over nice guys 9/10 times.

never depend on anyone to make you happy
there's more to life than being "cool"
there no point in trying to impress people who couldn't care less about you

Alcoholism progresses steadily. No exceptions.

Good things have to be contrived; bad things just happen.

Hey huch

Drinking and climbing isn't a good idea and you will be a cripple for life

tattoos look stupid

Lol how did you learn this one?

Don't try to impress women in any way shape or form. Focus on yourself, and become surrounded by the things they want from you: Vehicles, real estate, money.

After they come knocking en masse, fuck them and piss in their mouth before telling them to get dressed and to leave.

By being observant.

Use a condom.

Experience is only as credible as how it's interpreted.
Correlation is not causation.
Ignorance and delusion often go hand I hand.

I wasted a big part of my life chasing relationships.

>I began to just find girls on POF to fuck now and then
>been doing that for 4 years now
>own a brand new 4 bedroom house
>2 new cars
>20k in bank account
>I have never been happier

forcing yourself out of a good relationship in order to explore other options will break your own damn heart

And how did you suffer from observing?

The only good way to make a woman regret being a cheating whore is to go full on ghost mode. Never initiate conversation or reply to any inquiry that includes an ex.

And by 'ghost mode' I mean not a single keystroke or word until the day one of you dies.

Drugs are bad m'kay?

this

THIS 1000x
I fucked up big time by doing this on December. Now I don't have shit for Valentine's Day.

>The only good way to make a woman regret being a cheating whore is to go full on ghost mode
This is true. Bonus points if you can get mutual acquaintances involved too

>Now I don't have shit for Valentine's Day.
That's not true, you've still got the regret, that's gotta count for something.

My gf did this to me.
Hurts being on the other end of it too.

She only came crawling back after realizing the grass isn't greener.

But I couldn't take her back because I guess I have self respect.

>mfw I still pine for her
Why Lana?

I got a relationship on lock. My girl is beautiful, works hard and is loyal as fuck. I am in control of the relationship but I sometimes really want to break up and 'explore'. Learn pickup etc.. Not worth it?

Unless you suspect cuckoldry on her part, no.

You got it good fag make sure it stays so.

How about you eat a bag of baby dicks, motherfucker?
It's NOT worth it if your relationship is good, bro. Trust me on this even as a random stranger on the internet.

1) pursue what you want in life, don't get discouraged or distracted by how the people around you lead their lives.

to each his own, you do you and this will lead to fulfillment.

2) self knowledge is very important, it's intertwined with happiness among others. the more you know yourself the happier you can truly be without external agents/people - which interestingly is what you need to get people to like being around you/love you/or look up to you.

u got it good man dont fuck it up.

Good thread.

PROTECT YOUR HEARING.

I am blessed to only have mild tinnitus, but it was pretty hard at the beginning. Was suicidal for a good few months.

Always wear protection when needed and don't do stupid volumes on headphones

Don't drop out of college, Jesus Christ you stupid motherfucker.

Look in the mirror. You're a fucking douche. Being nice to people doesn't make you not a douche or a good person. You're an embarrassment to yourself.

Quit blaming the external world for your failures.

My vol is always at max otherwise I don't enjoy it.

Empty your bowels before you leave your home...

>How about you eat a bag of baby dicks, motherfucker?
Ok, just let me call up my amazing girlfriend to see if she's down to partake in this unusual activity. You should do the sam-

Trust me, if you develop tinnitus you wish you never put the volume on max.

Get hyperacusis with it and you can't even enjoy music anymore ;)

I dropped out because I hated it...

Now am NEET while peers are functioning adults.

if someone back stabbed you don't let them in your life again

This

I've yet to learn what it means to be a emotionally stable self sufficient adult.

I'm 25. Fuck i want to die.

I'll see you on a feels thread tomorrow, bro. :)

Trips so his advice must be good

Because 'nice guys' are also pushovers, not actual nice guys, creepy

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Don't sleep in the same room as kitty litter. You will develop a mental illness...

what do you do for a living?

Most people are wrong about everything, whether through some kind of inborn flaw or a lack of education.
Generally, adding in the viewpoints of other people will only ever make things worse.

Despite this, friendship is somehow the best damn thing ever next to romantic love. I guess while most people can't be anything but problems for anyone else, when you find some people who AREN'T for you, it's a godsend.

No, women genuinely do not like being treated with the same kindness and respect that you would treat a fellow man. Most of them like being dominated in every sense of the word.

When I say "nice" what I really mean is respectful and essentially following the golden rule.

I'm 35 and I have friends who are many years older than me. Adulthood is a lie, no one truly feels "Yep, I'm adult now" deep inside

But as for being emotionally stable, I am in control of my emotions now more than when I was in my (especially early) 20s - maybe it's the hormones, maybe it's the experience, I'm not sure - but it's quite real this one, thinking rationally becomes easier.

good luck

Why's that?

Are you living at home?

Drugs ruin your mind and waste your time

Live everyday to the fullest, Life is far to short and everyday above ground is better than under.

Make sure you tell those you care about that you do care about them. Tell them that they matter because life without them would be unimaginable.

im a funeral director and i see this on a daily basis.

With parents. Neetbux.

And yes I've been sending applications left and right. I'm not your typical labour averse dweeb. On the contrary, I love working, it fulfills me.
I hate life.

when trying to charge rent it is not like in the sopranos breaking windows, putting a lock, just because your dad died doesnt mean you want the whole family wanting to kill you, and have a bounty on your head of a 1000 dollars.

Also 25, but finally moving out and getting a real career within the next few weeks. Work out more, see a therapist. You can do it buddy.

You mean one can reach adulthood without reaching maturity. I know a few people in their 30s who are still children inside.

I've learned that women are more demanding and self-concerned than men are, and keeping them happy (and thus, keeping their half of society flowing neatly) means catering to them a bit more.

I don't like it anymore than you do, but it's pointless to resist.

Oh, and start taking Magnesium and Vitamin D. It's not snake oil, these are real factors that will help your neurochemistry achieve a more healthy state.

I get fucked in the ads by black guys.
I'm a gay porn star. Pays well.

>Unless you realize it's pointless to enable them in the first place

I'm straight and would legit do this to escape neetdom

Altruism is a lie. Everyone is selfish.

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Id also suggest becoming a vegan. Lookup nutritionfacts.org

Good luck rebuilding society to make it stop prioritizing women over men, and telling women that they matter more.

maturity is a process, it's not a point/a destination you arrive at

so regardless of age, the journey towards maturity never ends especially because it's such a broad thing

maybe you're matured in one aspect of your life (say emotionally) but you could also still be very immature in another (say financially) etc

you get the idea

Get used to the idea of people dying.

My sister tried to commit suicide the other day, and when my parents took away her razors and anything sharp she beat the shit out of herself with a rock. She's in a facility now and I'm fucking terrified I'm going to get a text from my parents saying the ward she's in didn't watch her closely enough.

I'm straight too. A dick between the cheeks doesn't make you gay. It's the mental attitude.

You're projecting. There are plenty of people who make extreme sacrifices for their loved ones and expect nothing in return.

Authority/power/dominance/whatever you wanna call it is an illusion. There is only what someone can do for/to you at any one moment.

a rock? that's fucked up

It's slowly happening.

Men are realizing that women hold little value beside their crotch.

>say financially
It's the base of what breeds financial stability that indicates stability, not one's financial status itself.

>she beat the shit out of herself with a rock.
That's hot, did you snap any pics?

it's a faggot attitude and you're a faggot

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watch my video dudes!!!!

I learned that smokers don't give a fuck about their health as well as the health of others they affect.
I just got used to it and sometimes provide a bit of assistance to help kill these fucks faster for everyone's wellbeing

So what i'm hearing is that your a closet gay.

Nobody in this world knows why they are here on this god forsaken planet. So if anyone tries to tell you how to live your life. kindly tell them to fuck off.

Those people aren't making sacrifices; they're making trades. They're trading for the happiness/safety/whatever of their loved ones, because they like it when those loved ones have those things.
It's still a form of seeking pleasure.

You're an idiot.

If anyone cares about second hand smoke it's smokers themselves.

I immediately remove myself when my smoke is carried downwind towards someone.

My biggest wish is to quit.

My mother and I will probably develop lung cancer.

There is no such thing as a good family, or a good parent. Authority, without fail, harms the vulnerable.

I'm straight bro. Didn't your GF give you an anal massage at least once?
That feels really good and if she puts a finger in the hole you won't feel as gay as if it was a dick. Just keep in mind were all straight by nature

Some people are incapable of friendship, and you gotta leave them behind.

>I don't understand physical addiction

Helping people because it's a good thing to do is not being selfish you nihilist child. It often results in serious negative consequences. People occasionally sacrifice their very lives for their loved ones.

Stop being a jaded little bitch.

lol.
No, she fucking didn't. You're a straight up faggot

Things don't happen to me, I happen to things

>feels pretty good

>kindly tell them to fuck off.
Don't you dare tell me what I should do in my own life, maybe you should fuck off.

>Life has no sense
true
>There's no hapiness
False, just because you're depressed doesn't mean everyone is
>There's no love. Its a temporary feeling someone's important for us
this is like saying "there is no food, just edible things we put in our mouths, chew, and swallow, to survive"
>There's no hope
Depends on what you mean by hope, if your hopes are realistic the only thing stopping you is your cuck self, but hoping for shit like world peace is outlandish
>Life sucks
false

One of my favorite things on Sup Forums is watching people far down the kinsey scale try and rationalize that they're somehow straight for literally getting fucked in the ass by dudes.

You are utterly fucking delusional.

That Sup Forums was right.

Used to be a good goy globalist until I lost my job and my entire life as a result. The reason? EU regulations fucked us over, putting the entire company out of business overnight. Voting Leave last year was the easiest decision I've made my whole life.

>noone gives a flying fuck what you think or feel

>all the bitches in highschool aint gonna fuck themselves

>you are not invincible

Yeah, the smokers will kill you before all the cars and factories you live near.

Battles are only worth fighting if you'll win them. 'Fair fights' are bullshit.

Given finite lifespans, nothing matters but seeking your own happiness. The rest is a waste of time, which is a resource you fundamentally cannot get back ever.

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