Alright Sup Forums, I have the house to myself for the next 24 hours. I want to experience one of the most satisfying ejaculations of my life.
I'm bi, so I can try anything. I don't have a rubber glove, so I can't make a flashlight. I've dabbled a bit into anal masturbation, but I don't own any dildos or plugs. I've tried sucking my own dick, but I just can't do it. I've also tried fucking my own ass, but my dick won't reach (It's 6", fuck off, that's average) I bought an electric toothbrush a while ago, but I have no clue how to get the vibrating part out.
What sort of weird shit have you done that really makes you spray your load? What household objects can make great sex toys? Seriously, just give me any suggestions. I need this.
if you have candles they make for great anal toys, especially if you can heat them up and bend a bit to fit better
Isaac Evans
Oh well that's underwhelming.
Gabriel Wilson
just dont use candles and vegetables (carrots, cucumbers) if they break inside, only a doctor can get it out.
John Bell
If you take 3 of those airbag packaging things and Make the 2 end bags meet and hold it real fucking tight its great to fuck
Dominic Murphy
look up sex shops by your area, get a tenga or some shit its like 10 bucks.
Nicholas Jenkins
Just... go buy sex toys.
Ryder Edwards
You can still use a google cardboard to view 3D porn, just install VLC and watch the porn through the cardboard. It just won't track your head movements is all.