My girlfriend is breaking up with me over MrHandMan

My girlfriend is breaking up with me over MrHandMan

She just got home and is taking a bath

What should I do before she breaks up with me and kicks me out?

MODS!!!

Wut

time stamp on the table and poor some no caffeine on it

What's a timestamp

She's on her period too

im lost, anyone care to explain?

thats a girls hand

can you stop spamming threads with MODS!!! you cuck

Is it summer already?

i've seen this junk for three days now, go get a life

I posted some pics and streamed a video of her like of her showing skin and then yesterday I was drunk and I streamed a fight we were having she's not officially my gf but my roommate at the moment

HEY STREAM AGAIN BUT PUT THE EGG IN HER PUSSY

Yeah well I am from Houston, TX and she said I should come live with her so I left my state but her family hates me. I met her on MySpace over 10 years ago well I met her little sister who was 11 when I met her and she hates me. She's going to kick me out tonight because I haven't got a job and play xbox live all day my life is over

lol must be

go back to houstin then nigger

nice fake white hand nigger

youre a delusional faggot then if she's not officially your girlfriend.

She's just got out the shower

her head is very fat.

eat all those green glass things

She's on a lot of medicine for her emotional problems

>woman
>emotional problems
not surprised.

I want to stream me yanking a tampon out of her tonight

Don't give up. "If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.

He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well." —Martin Luther King

Your life isn't over yet, you can still be a good street sweeper.

Just remember to keep taking them autism pills and it should all end well brah

are you the guy with the faggy lady shoes?

I know she's on her period because the way she's acting and I went in her room to smell some of her panties and there was some blood on them

No, these are my shoes.

why are your legs half shaved?

Have you tried getting a job and not being a completely useless twonk?

>picturing someone sitting in those shorts and those shoes playing xbox all day

jeez

So much asbergers in this

Nice style. What are you, 14?

>reminds me of pic related

cum in the food on her fridge

dubs get

>winter
>brown pumps
>floral shorts

you need /fa/

Now she's showing me a 12 minute video that's "really funny"

is that too many fucking cooks

Yeah

you know the drill, periscope this shit

>>woman
>>emotional problems

>"Medicated"

Never watch too many cooks on 2 tabs of acid

I thought she was kicking you out.

Omg another video

chuck a toaster in the bath

doesn't look like she's kicking you out at all you lying faggot

I know that game

I am drinking and she hates when I drink becaude I am out of control

So, like I haven't been on Sup Forums for a few days... the fuck is that hand in the pic? Like seriously? Halloween prop? Sex toy? The fuck?

Gonna stream on periscope for a sec she got mad when I streamed last night

Periscope: MrHandMan

yeah she looks pissed alright. better watch out she might attack you

Das a big bitch op

Bumping for inevitable fight.

The day before valentine's day too

like you get any, toddler

"What time does the Bachelor start?"

Watching her favorite show the bachelor

I'm gonna deliver tonight I'm gonna make all yall cum so hard I promise I'm gonna make yall cum the biggest load yall ever done tonight

go snuggle with her and remind her that we're all bachelors

Post feet pics plz

Kill her.

Okay but I have to sneak them

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just periscope this shit boi

what's a lol?

Lick oranges loliloliloli

i'm confused
almost thought it was lost over love

Not of you, you fucking retard

This is the OP(original prenticshipper) I'll be back in a bit with a big bang. I promise I am gonna make yall cum so hard as long as yall promise to post pics of your cum. I'm gonna stream something naughty stuff later

Dude.

lold. indeed.

underrated post

She's talking my ears off I'll stream that if yall want but I have big things planned for later

stream it faggot

Streaming her watching the bachelor

Periscope: MrHandMan

thanks faggot. turn your phone to her

>i am drinking and she hates when i drink because i am out of control

>small vodka bottle 95% full
>pussy mango juice

My 4 year old drinks more than you to help him sleep at night. What are you "out of control" on, girly giggles?

It's called a placebo effect and it only works on pure retards

OP are you gay? Is that why you're rooming with a girl?

I am bi. Is that a problem?

op posted this girl before and said it was his roommate, and then said it was his sister.
op is a faggot.

30 more minutes and bachelor will be over then we will have her full attention be patient guys

kek. op is funi

Just asking because when I had a girl roommate people assumed that I was gay also you sound pretty gay. Put the stream back on too I'm interested in your life

She's both but I don't like admitting that I live with my younger sister and that she's going to kick me out because it makes me feel like less of a human being

I sound like a straight man

>dem shoes
>dat voice
>dose shorts
>mango vodka
>having to ask if he's queer

OP MORE PICS

>OP MORE PICS

OP MORE PICS

>OP MORE PICS

also timestamp or we think you are larping fag

>My 4 year old drinks more than you to help him sleep at night. What are you "out of control" on, girly giggles?
KEK

You know what to do user....

Op I recognize the dog in your stream from a post 5 days ago when you were taking pics of her sleeping

Does she know about what you did to her in her sleep you creep?

Is that the statue of liberty?

Time stamp faggot

wtf I drink mango vodka

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>722354582
hair wet or greasy fam? looks nasty

wet

18 more minutes and she'll be free

Yo, why haven't you cut off your hands yet?

kill yourself

you sound as queer as they cum. don't be ashamed, i'm queer too. it's good to be queer.

wait you're not streaming because of the Bachelor? wtf

cucked

>leeches off female friend
>"we're not dating"
>"scared she'll break up w/me"
>xbox all day
>jobless fuckwit with no morals

good job. you're a pile of shit and deserve to be homeless if this is how you repay her.

christ, user. if there's a living braincell in that skull of yours, you'll go get a fucking job and contribute to "your household"

mfw you