What's the most retarded thing you've done Sup Forums?

what's the most retarded thing you've done Sup Forums?

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God here, My biggest mistake was making every single one of you faggots.

Entered this thread.

i secretly think i have autism.

Got married.

Listened to Donald Trump talk for longer than 5 seconds.

Joined this shitty website

filled my roommates visine bottle with super glue.

Got a girl pregnant and got out of paying child support by getting checked into a mental asylum for a year, when I got out I left for Romania, I'm pretty sure she still thinks I'm in the loony bin

Used to cheat on my (now ex) internet girlfriend so much, and then the day before my birthday of 2016, she had sex with another guy...karma sure is a bitch

>internet girlfriend

Kill yourself

Ive already been thinkin about doing it

I decided to climb the town's fountain, and knocked it down by accident. The top of the fountain almost came down on my head, very nearly killing me.

She had sex with another guy because internet girlfriends don't exist.

Read you post

Came here probably

once told a friend that I thought about killing or hurting myself, and I ended up in my high school office. almost got sent to mental hospital but mother saved me and they let me go. It's the most retarded and most embarrasing thing I have done. If only I could go back in time and slap my freshman self.

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secretly? You have it

I'm an aspie, so I generally avoid doing things that are evidently retarded, but my social skills are severely lacking. This was something that I realised the other day. It's not super interesting, and probably not grentext worthy, but whatever.

> Be me 16
> weird kid with curly ginger hair, paints nails, good at witty insults so no one really tries to bully me, just avoid me because I'm weird
> New girl who is obvious manipulative sociopath invites me to her party
> Aspie so I believe I'm really invited
> Day of the party, I go
> knockingatthedoorwhenitdawnsonme.jpeg
> About to walk away sad because social rejection
> walking away.gif
> cute girl I'm friends with walks past as I'm walking away, says "aren't you coming to the party?"
> In the party, kind of boring
> cute girl from before asks me if I want to take a walk
> cut to park, on the swings
> ohsuchfun.ogg
> asks me if I like anyone
> answer no
> looks sad, idk why
> we go back to the party
> she starts talking to my friend, and they go out after a while
> slowly begin to obsess over her and imagine our lives together
> Turns into a bitch,lose contact
> Realised the subtext yesterday
> mfw

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lmao
win

Egrill who gives a fuck

and your life probably

So 1 year ago?

Licked piss off the ground because someone told me it was juice

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