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cara

Ban the bloody burqa

you know you're a failure when you fail at killing yourself

morning lads

>Sturgeon likely announcing indyref 2 in half an hour
>The Irish are now working on a plan to reunify with the North

Is it all ogre, lads?

I've always felt great shame that they partake in poof-ball in the mother country

Will you lads actually become just England or will you stick with the union jack and Great Britain

Racist

I voted Yes in the last Scottish independence referendum to upset normals. In this new one I will be voting No, again to upset normals so we stay stuck in the UK for Brexit and go down with the ship.

>poof-ball
it's called cricket lad

As the successor state to UKoGB&NIiOT&D, we keep the flag

the sun does seem to be getting closer to the horizon

Cricket is the thinking gentleman's game
Fuck off

don't understand how it's so popular yet rugby league gets no attention
I don't even know if they have a functioning league

I appreciate cricket for its cultural value and that other people like it but its a fucking terrible sport

League is for poofs. We're a Union land

Based Dutchcara. Keep 'er lit.

something something thinking's gentleman's fetish.

Cricket is a martial art for homosexual southerners.

>wear poncy white suits
>break for tea and cucumber sandwiches
>not poof-ball

people here are greedy cunts
they wont accept a reunion while NI is such a poor shithole

truly a subversive radical

cricket is shit to watch. fun to play though.

going to the cricket with the lads is unironically more fun than going to the rugby or the football with the lads

I don't expect you children to understand though

that's objectively wrong
I don't hate union but it's inherently poofier than league

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indyref2 isn't coming until autumn 2018 and even then it will be unofficial and not recognised by the UK gov

Unions as queer and bara as it gets

>check out my old uni soc
>they now have a 'diversity representative'

hmm

....runts...

Haha yeah, can't imagine those league poofs to understand though
*wanks off my union mates in the shower*
Just a bit of friendly banter hey haha

what's the soc?

look at this bloke fuckin uni student. must be cleverer and shit

shall NOT be revealing such a thing

poof and wog soc

>League is for poofs. We're a Union land

Our boy Ed Sheeran is gonna be in Game of Thrones lads

impossible to be doxxed from that (not that I'd bother)

Ah yes, a fellow of the Potato McStarving Academy of Cork, with a degree in Lucky Charms

Recently, a minister has been quoted as saying that the UK government can't prevent a referendum.

You can't honestly consider yourself British or a member of the commonwealth if you don't play or enjoy cricket
That's a fact

redpill me on thicc sweaty asian gfs

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who?

that first sip of the day

what is /brit/'s opinion on afl?

their fannies stink

alri porridge

Shant

but they don't need to make the result law .
it would make scottish people literal enemies instead of just melodramatic attention seekers but UK gov ruled over people who despise them for centuries and it works as long as you keep them poor as shit

Business idea: start posting like Peter Kay

*puts my nose in a fanny*

SNORT SNORT SNORT SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEE SNORT SNORT SNORT

Garlic bread, rollar cola, remember love boat remember old things from the past

>Thailaaaaad

>and it works

Do you remember literally anything that happened in the last 100 years?

clarence kennedy

daily reminder to do compound movements

AFL is poofier than league and union combined
You wear jerseys with no sleeves, tiny shorts and are actively encouraged to jump on another player's back so your willy is as close to their face as possible. It's no surprise it's so popular in Melbourne

unironically like it
it's one of the most highly skilled footy codes

remember babestation? remember that? you could get it on the tv in your room if someone had it on sky downstairs, so you were hoping your dad would put it on at night

remember that?

GAHLIC BREAD

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I didn't go to food school I went to food

Hope the Jocks fuck off for good 2bqh

pheonix nights was god tier desu

Business idea: replace wanking with coffee

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have the best taste in /brit/

AY YOU KNOW WHATCHA WANNA DO WIF DA RITE?

reasons why scotland will always vote to be cuckolds and england will always vote to be stronk and independent:

1. England is bigger scotland is smaller . England is the dominant part of the UK, scotland is the subservient part of the UK. England is perceived to be stronger and more independent anyway even though both countries would get swallowed by international behemoths scotland would go first

2. England is poor as shit with struggling Welfare funding and waiting times. Their income inequality is massive and their problems are bad enough that people will always vote for dramatic change to their circumstances just like the yanks. Scotland on the other hand is rolling in it. It gets more money than it needs, is in a comfy position for welfare and wealth. There is no impetus for radical change.

tldr: scotland's smaller and engand a shithole

Scandis love Scotland. If Scotland were to leave the union they'd have offers to join up with whatever union exists in the big hangy downy bit this side of the Baltic.

Why do jews wear giant bogrolls on their heads?

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>There is no impetus for radical change in Scotland

Looks no bad outside. Might go for a ride on the motorbike 2bh

Depressing twats love other depressing twats?

Tempting desu.

Love to have visa free travel with the scandis, comfy weekend break whenever I want one.

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he accepted me on fb

the checkout chick at my local supermarket is stupid thicc but I can tell she's not attracted to me whatsoever
c'est la vie...

>like 1 poll in 50 supports independence

ah yes, radical

redpill me on onions

>when you see the 9 _ _

It is true, Scandis love Scots to bits.
God knows why.
t. Scot blood.

Praying for Sturgeon to get TAKBIR'd one day

Yes, it is. It was only about 25% just ten years ago.

Praying for Farage to get TAKBIR'd one day

Fuck you I thought that was this.
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how long would a boat or ferry take from edinburgh to the tip of norway?
couldn't imagine anything comfier than a heap of tin rolling around the north sea waves

desperately need a gf in all honesty

Hahaha look at me lads I'm the janny! hurrr durr

Icelanders are actually 50% Scottish genetically.

>10 years
>not even a majority consensus

ah yes, radical

Don't drag her down with you mate

this the broadway (sydney) one?
she was chatting me up yesterday

I actually did that back when I was a young kid, I don't think it takes much more than a day.

I understand desu

What if the Scottish are 50% Icelandic?

this post hurt more than any other that came before it

why not get a autistic neet gf

Well, it's only one percent off a majority.

Plus, yes, a 100% increase is a radical change.

Labour used to be the biggest party by miles. Now they're a distant third.