You Are At Gamestop And This Guy Slaps Your Ass..What do you do??

You Are At Gamestop And This Guy Slaps Your Ass..What do you do??

OH DEEVEE I WISH YOU WERE MY SON!!!

i dont buy games i'm a piratefag

Temba, his arms wide

call him a gold nigger

lol

"WE'RE WATCHING YOU, SCUM"

Bow down and pray for ascension, I think.

His persona matches his song, 'Crazy.'
I like it. Wouldn't mind him slapping my girl's ass - Just hope he'd slap mine too.

Ask him what he got in his Crimbus Bush

Spread my ass for him...

DEE VEE WAS ME ME

kek

Go mining?

Star Keks.

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lmao a walking ferror rocher? take off the golden paper & eat the chocolate

lol

Punch him hin the throat and yell

"I GUESS THE CHANGE IN MY POCKET WASN'T ENOUGH, IM LIKE FORGET YOU AND FORGET HER TOO"

Slip him a mickey, and take a trip to brown town with a razor edged dildo. Fucking rapist.

This is the correct answer, op

spotted the molestorino