Only one neighbouring country

>only one neighbouring country
>it wants to annex you

what's it like having more than one neighbour?

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is water an neighbour?

What about Ireland? And Spain in Gibraltar?

ireland and france count 2bh

Both Canada and Mexico are pretty chill. We lucked out with neighbors.

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We don't want to annex you. We have enough problems as it is

You have annex your neighbour England. You are the like the Spain, but with success.

Don't know, we annexed all our neighbours.

>be me
>on vacation in Poland
>drinking with a group of Portuguese friends
>meet drunk Spanish guy
>he spends two hours trying to convince us on why a Iberian Federation is a great idea
You know alcohol makes people honest, and deep down you know you want to do it

Can someone tell me what differences there are in Spain and Portugal besides football and language?

And the potato land?

>T-this not like I want annex you or anything, baka

Spain is lazy and happy while Portugal is lazy and suicidally depressed

Not really our neighbour.

We don't really need a second Andalucia, but thanks for the offer Euro-Brasil

Which women are easier tho? That's the question.

>second Andalucia
You mean Extremadura?

Iberian Federation would be a big joke without Gibraltar

not really, the iberian federation would already be a big enough of a joke to shadow everything else

assuming no slags (those are easy everywhere).
spaniards are easier by miles

Both, forgot about Extremadura, like everybody does

Spanish

Off to Spain I go. I might even be lucky and get laid while being broke and unemployed, I mean, most of the country is anyway.

This, Spain wanted to annex Portugal because of the colonies.

They're all my bitches throughout history

do note, portuguese girls are hard to get, spanish are easy only in comparition to ours.
dutch or brit girls are comparatively easier than both, for instance

One neighbour and their the biggest cunts on the planet seriously how unlucky can you get

>what's it like having more than one neighbour?
Don't ask me

>many neighboring countries
>no one wants nor has the money to annex anyone
Feels good man, except for having to deal with bolivians and venezuelans

Northern Ireland is part of the U.K

It's the same except more people want to annex you

We just love you that much.