How do I become a football fan

how do I become a football fan

join a fantasy football league

buy a football and fan it using pic related

Buy a ball and praise it.

Watch he 2007 New York Giant/New England Patriots season

grow a pair

play ncaa 2007 and madden 2010

Stop being mexican and/or gay

You don't, It's a dying sport. Switch to bball.

Gain 100 pounds and switch to a commercial every 3 minutes of footy game.

Grow up watching it with your father

Just tell everyone you're a Patriots fan

stop being a faggot CHI

Read this book.

If you can still watch football without feeling like shit, get into whichever team is nearest to you.

Very simple.

You do this or maybe play football vidya.

Alternatively, just don't. Baseball is better. Basketball is better.

Whats it about?

It's about how the NFL keeps trying to downplay the dangerous nature of concussions and how just normal play of the game -- not even big hits -- will result in someone's brain being tenderized over time.

Really good book. I still watch football, though.

Go back to cooking for youe husband please and dont ask him itll only annoy him

Just because a Dallas Cowboys fan, literally everyone will hate you. But it's ok because it's America's Team.

they get millions of dollars and know the risks
I rather become a vegetable at 70 and be a football star than neither

>know the risks
Actually, a lot of them don't because the NFL downplays them and tries to halt research.

They know they can get injured physically, but they don't know just how easy it is for them to get mentally ruined.

thats a good point. Some career players have suffered nearly 300 concussions
some players were dumb as bricks to begin with though lol

It's illegal to become a fan unless you weigh over 400 lbs and consume 3 pizzas, a bottle of garlic ketchup, 8 beers and a mcflurry a day.

Follow those steps and you'll be a REAL top class American football fan.

1. Learn the rules of the game and how it works
2. Learn how there are different ways of playing the game
3. play NCAA/Madden video games for PS2
4. Pick a nearby team (College is funner than Pro to me) and watch on TV, stream, or attend.

>garlic kethcup
literally never even seen such a thing

>all these amerifats thinking not watching football means you aren't a real man

Bandwagon Alabama

>Just because a Dallas Cowboys fan, literally everyone will hate you. But it's ok because it's America's Team.
is there a legitimate reason or history for this or is it just a marketing meme?

Dallas is the best team with most legit wins.

Garlic mayonnaise or whatever the fuck