Mario debuted in the late 70s/early 80s, meaning he was probably born in the 50s or 60s...

Mario debuted in the late 70s/early 80s, meaning he was probably born in the 50s or 60s. Assuming he was born in Italy (given his accent) would Mario be circumcised or not?

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Most likely, no.

Good question but the real question is what brought you to this subject

I was just thinking about circumcision at work the other day. Like is Master Chief circumcised (does circumcision endure on Earth to the future)? Is Link circumcised(is there something in he Hylian religion that demands circumcision)?

...Who let you out of Sup Forums?

Well probably master chief was curcimsized. Link idk.

of course he is, how do you think pipes work you faggot?

I don't think link was. Shiek probably was though.

He was made by a Japanese dev though. Do they circumcise?

You are asking if character's are circumcised, but the real question is if males have humanoid penises in their respective universes.

He has no genitalia. And he wasn't born, he was programmed.

Good point

STOP RUINING IT YOU FUCKING SAND NIGGER

Does mario's penis ever change when he gets a power-up? Like if he gets a feather, does his dick get a cape too? Or when he gets the fire follower, can he ejaculate fire like the pharaoh from dethklok?

Wtf ...

Anyway, they were probably catholic so yes

Also would he be a fascist sympathizer

bruh when he gets that mega mushroom shit that nigga boolin with that dick

You can be programmed to have a dick you ignorant fag.

WTF why are you thinking of video game character cock

I mean duh. Unless he was working illegally and scamming people right? Circumcised plumber right? Like trade school

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Muh 1st trips and its about Mario dick...

>be me
>needing an heir to the throne
>all of the populace is genderless fungi-humanoids
>get together with closest thing to a real human
>agree to sex
>he undoes overalls to reveal a third arm, more muscular than his other two and not resembling a genitalia in any way
>immediately punches me in the face with it
>I_didnt_ask_for_this.jpg
>proceeds to work on the plumbing around the house with his strange trifecta of arms
>ask if he can reproduce
>says he cant but his brother can
>his brother comes by and shows he has the same shit
>they proceed to beat the shit out of everyone in the city
>throw me in lava and yell "take that Bowser"
>as I fall I laugh at the surprise that's going to come to the princess
>pic unrelated

Only Americans, Muslims and Jews are circumcised. The rest of the world isn't so down with mutilating children.

kek

mario was born in japan to a japanese father, of course he has a slimy eastern dog dick.

I want to meet this hoe

Thank you user lmao

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Shiek is Zelda in disguise but okay