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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO GRAB YOUR SWIPERS AND TUNE INTO THE BEARS' SHOW (ITV 3)

THE BILKING HAS BEEN UNCOVERED AND IT'S TIME TO PUT THEM ALL OUT OF BUSINESS, PULL ON YOUR SWEATY WHITE VEST TOP AND MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BIO-OIL
APPLETIZER
CLOZAPINE (800mg)

youtube.com/watch?v=ZytwSexOSwk YOUR KAREN CARPENTER ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR RENTED FLAT. FAINT SCREAMS OF SOME EVIL DENTIST CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR PIANO, FITTED WITH SHEET MUSIC FROM KAREN CARPENTER,PAUL MCCARTNEY AND FATS WALLER AND BELT OUT TUNES FOR 23 MINUTES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE PERFORMANCE YOU CALL OVER THE BEARS USING YELLOW STICKERS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ELITE 2007 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF IN TUNGSTEN SILVER METALLIC PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH ANTI-DENTIST COUNTERMEASURES JUST AS THE LIQUIDATION BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN OVER TWITTER HOW OXFORD HEALTH + DPD + SAINSBURYS WORKERS + = A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO BARRACK AND HARASS YOU

WE'RE PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SUNSHINE

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY VISITORS TO THIS HEALTHCARE BUSINESS ACROSS FROM MY RENTED FLAT IN WELL OVER A FORTNIGHT

>"VINAY JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH OXFORD HEALTH"

>"ASIAN" SO-CALLED "DENTIST" VINAY, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

-Timothy James Byrne, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE NAKED COVERED IN BIO OIL INFILTRATING DENTALIGN ORTHODONTICS, SPRACKLEN HOUSE, DUKES PLACE, MARLOW, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 2QH BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL GIGGLING DENTIST STAFF AND CLOSE-PARKING DPD HEAVIES SCREAMING ABOUT MISSING POST

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fucking hate australians

didn't read

This is not how it works
Then you are most likely on what's called an emergency tax code. Call HMRC and tell them. You shouldn't be paying any tax if you earn below £10k a year.

restoration of the kingdom of gwynedd soon boyos

hmm

*assassinates your goolies*

gooning to this

I have failed you all.

>doing a CS degree
>people working in CS I've talked to transfered from music or other unrelated degrees

>no longer have to pay Scotland for nothing
>no longer have to provide their population with the NHS
>put recouped funding into the NHS
>plain sailing
can't happen quick enough

Life in a Northern Town sounds like it should be a Christmas song but it's not

fully in love with winona ryder i'll be honest lads

extremely swipey post

I know you bro. Don't worry, first year 50% of them will drop out, and 2nd year your class will be 20% of its original size.

>when an arrogant student realises their piece of paper is worthless
it's funny every time

>lunchtime already


wtf i just got up an hour ago

after the big asteroid hits earth the primitive people that survived will have to reconstruct the world's borders using a copy of CK2

Doing a poo and I'm here to tell all of you

Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny.
We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies

...

>culture and demographics are our destiny
what does this even mean? I hate this fucking website

>tfw my lectures for the day are all already finished

i heard he wears blue contact lens
what a phoney haha

#Nexit when?
Friendship ended with Scotland, now Netherlands is my best friend

why restore your civilization when you can restore a civilisation of KANGS ?

thinking about her

>civilization
>civilisation
you tried
FOY

>tfw want to look like chris hoy but look like chris froome

still a bit in love with a bilad for 6 years haha
what am i like

>tfw want to look like chris evans but look like chris evans

>tfw want to look like chris evans but look like chris rock

alright so heres the gameplan:
>snatch a cold crisp can of L&P from the fridgaroonie
>have a sit
>have a drink
thoughts?

...

FUCK off sheep shagger

Everyday I'm shufflin

>hmm i wonder why edgar wright's new movie is called baby driver
>first few lines of the trailer
>what do you do
>i'm a driver
>what's your name
>baby

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

kill yourself

in that order?
...hmm

I was immensely disappointed when I first tried L&P

*puts the driver in the corner*

Paki

>emphasising the fuck in fuck off
how to sound like a child giving it the big'un

t.Nigel

fucking normie elves reeeee

started watching porn without wanking.

can truly appreciate it as kinography

I like the Tolkein /brit/ thread better but, this one will last and the good one will get janny'd
Here long enough to know.

>72238733
Will NOT be partaking in this (You) bait
FUCK off

t. sheep shagging new zelander with a proxy

Need a slag to back my bollocks like a punching bag lads

fuck OFF

Looks fucking shite.

Saw a delorean earlier lads

didn't know this

let's not talk too much
grab on my waist and put that body on me

hm yes very good

bad post
GOOD post

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

Tsarist Russian music is very nice

youtube.com/watch?v=TQ_c15q3Seo

wishing I was handsome and cool lads

its really nice cold (hence the gameplan)
tastes a bit like medicine if you leave it out for a bit though

do you want me to have a drink on my feets? a standy sip? you want me to eschew the sit? or you want me to sit down at the fridge? or err?

Good thing youre not like that emo metrosexual thing then

i have a hunch that the trailers will be misleading

...

It's bare not bald yank Disney cunts.
youtube.com/watch?v=zR2P-5J-2MA

it just tastes like sugar and water
no lemon taste whatsoever

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it is a great travesty that pepsi with lemon twist didn't stick around

thats actually incorrect
youre a fucking shitstain

>get a job
>it's part time and 10 hours a week min wage
>monthly pay
>after 5 weeks or so I finally receive money
>add it up
>mfw it's not enough
>mfw I got taxed
>-20% on literal pocket change earnings
>£44 down from the first month already

what the fuck do I do?
I asked some HMRC advisor bitch online but she said my tax code and all that shit looks normal.
Emailed my employer and they said they'll '''''''''''''''''''''''''get back to me'''''''''''''''''''''''''

wtf do I do now? I have 14p on my phone and don't know if I should call HMRC or bomb the government.

why are beards more common among old men?

didn't read it then and I SHAN'T be revising that decision

Amongst*

This is the delorean

just did a shit in the Back to the Future car

also whilst instead of while

Crikey

no

*whom'st'd've'lle

>the last 3 words of this post

Never understand people who are stupid enough to post shit like this online. People have literally been arrested and prosecuted for Twitter comments.

me in the back

>>>/reddit/

Get tax credits

>he's never whom'st'd've

my Renault in the back

It's a remarkably reddity joke
FUCK off

Believe me or not, I have nothing to lose, and I don't really care either.

I bet 3 meals in prison and space to work out in would be better than my current situation of getting fucked out of part time job money and turned down from everywhere else I apply to.

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>tfw you live in 1984

>It's a remarkably reddity joke
>FUCK off

Which one then lads?
ONLY one you greedy bastards

its Sup Forums
you're doopin mental if you think they're tracking everything being said on this
the only reason the twitter stuff happens is because people report it and people use their real names for their twitter handle

bog off you wet flannel

pratt

ah yes, the ol' replying to the wrong post gimmick, a classic

the australian

bit rude

is this post a postmodern meta ironicism