Trips decides my tinder bio for a week.
>Will post results.
Trips decides my tinder bio for a week
Bumping.
My name is Tyler btw
my hobbies include:
Playing sonic 06.
Training with my katana.
And dressing like a gentleman.
reroll
dicklover69
I regularly post on Sup Forums
I'm also a feminist pansexual.
I hate the jews
but i'm not receist.
you're not allow to fix the spelling
checked
I wan' to put my dick in something. ANYTHING!
ITT: newfags who don't realize how unlikely it is to roll trips
>sage
I love dressing up as a woman and getting pounded by old men
damn i remember when this shit was first posted
fucking dude claimed to be homeless, but had an iPhone and was posted up behind a gas station drinking stoli and sunkist
fucking degeneracy on a whole new tier
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
rolling for this
include the meme arrow, even though tinder wont format it greentext
toasting in dubs bread
You better not be some dumbass normie. Don't even think about massaging my if you are. Ooh like at you, you like to get drunk on the weekends YOU'RE SO GOD SPECIAL AREN'T YOU. I can't even tell which one of those four people you are and I don't care. Because you're just some boring ass normie. The only people looking for a normie are just looking to put there dick in something. You might be fine with that, but you're just going to end up poor with three divorces and titts that touch your knees. Good luck finding a long term relationship looking like something from a bad monster movie.
I got trips
allahu ackbar death to the infidel white people's
Hitler was an ok dude
balls balls balls balls balls
For the love of faking god please kill me this isn't a fucking joke anymore
you don't deserve trips
only on here so my mom will stop telling me to stop watching anime and get a girlfriend. Message me if you liked lucky star though.
rerol
>Trips decides my tinder bio for a week.
>>Will post results.
Gay/trans
Bbc slut
Pls give me aids bby ;)
Into scat
Also kinda pedo
I like my littel pony
>igotthis.mp4
Hello m'lady.
*sips wine and smiles seductively*
*tips fedora and winks*
You have chosen wisely.
I need a woman who can feed my voracious sexual appetite, as well as stimulate my immensely intellectual mind.
This means you must have a cute appearance, skinny waist, and feminine penis if a trap.
You must know about my little pony (and actually appreciate it's complex plot) anime, Sup Forums, swords (and various other weapons), quantum physics, politics, etc.
Please don't waste my time.
Also, if you're not hot, or you're fat, just swipe left please.
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So close, yet so far.
ROLL
it's fine if you lack a personality. I like 2D girls ;)
reroll
shit
Roll
Roll
FUCK
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My asleep wife's in bed
That's why I want YOU
C'mon
Herpes isnt that contagious
I wanna watch while you get fucked by a black man
Get
Help Bobby I have propane in my urethra
garlic bread
I have a small dick
...
Reroll
Penis
I have a very feminine penis
what's your favorite hentai
Rolllllll
Im searching for black dick
roll
I'm black
I tel you hwat
Rasukut blud mun
r0ll
Reroll
Walt Disney did 9/11 and I hate jews as much as he did. Fucking hero.
oll
rer0ll
I eat the fungus under my toe nails, now we got that out of the away, lets chat!
Reroll, for the love of god this
I want to win something for once
mememememememe
I killed fiddy men
moar (you)'s for me
Assistant manager of Kek
for the love of memes
...
I'm just in it for the pussy
quads plz kek
treeroll
roll
nooooo
"My name is OP, and I am a faggot"
Sup Forums.org/b/
always off by two
...
This turns on my propane tank
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This is now a king of the hill thread
all this try. fuck me
spoodermon bread
Rollpane
trying this hard
try
I bet OP wont even deliver
...
oh well I made it this far
again. this
FUCK
Jews did 9/11
>I can't trips
Trips get
(.Y.)
222 plz
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You fucking suck trippin faggets 222
missed...