Senior Prank thread?

Senior Prank thread?

>senior year
>spent most of high school being a normie
>browse Sup Forums, drink a few beers and get shitfaced sometimes, but that's it
>final semester rolls around, other seniors start talking about plans for EPIC PRANX, BRO
>class president is some mormon bitch who wants to ruin everything
>"haha, yeah doing would be awesome! Oh... but what about the principal? :/ yeahhhh, maybe something else..."
>class pres doesn't get fuckin executive power on that shit
>fuckin unconstitutional
>class pres sets a date to discuss our senior trip and prank
>unfunny betas and religious kids decide on ordering the principal a space heater, because he...said he was cold in the winter?
>after spending three straight hours spasming with uncontrollable laughter at the unprecedented wit of my classmates, I decide to do my own prank
>live in suburb with lots of small parks and trees, squirrels up the ass
>start buying 2-for-$1 packs of peanuts at lunch, feed the squirrels
>eventually they trust me enough to not spaz when I move near them
>all I need
>classes go on, principal knows all about the
>""""""""""prank""""""""""
>the pre-determined week for this prank rolls around
>see class pres ordering the space heater online, make small talk
>get an idea of how big the box will be
>go home, order a microwave about the same size as space heater so I can use the Amazon logo-riddled box
>need that shit for college anyway
>get next-day shipping to get Amazon box asap
cont.

sigh...continue pls. i was stupid enough to read and now i want to know how dumb this ending will be

Sounds epic, user!
Waiting for the payoff.

omg totes epic!1!!1!one!11! xD

can't wait for ending haha

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I don't even want to read the conclusion of this. I will because there's nothing else going on, but I'm not going to be happy about it.

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We threw a mattress into the pool. It took a crane to get it out.

Bump for inspiration

Hurry up fag and post the shit ending

Pretty sure we threw a mattress into the crane and it took a school to get it out

ugh, pretype shit

>spend lunches feeding squirrels even more nuts than usual
>start putting the nuts in the Amazon box so they eat from it
>a week passes, squirrels start walking right into the box as I put it down
>the squirrels slowly adopt my box as a cardboard bosom of life
>two weeks pass, time to get that ol' principal with our EPIC PRANK
>go to lunch with 20 packs of cheap peanuts and Amazon box
>all of 12 squirrels flock to me as their salty nut-bearing benevolent god
>turn box on bottom and empty peanut packs
>squirrels literally shitting themselves with joy
>shut box as quickly as possible, seal it with Scotch tape for time being, gently poke a few holes in side of box that I plan on putting on the ground
>wait til next day
>class pres delivers space heater to principal's door before school starts
>follow her into building and hide in bathroom with rodent package
>see that box is wet and dripping
>fucking blood forming a puddle on the bathroom floor
>momsspaghetti.jpg
>wait for pres to fuck off, switch the boxes
>steal space heater from box, hide it under pres' car
>principal bursts into homeroom screaming about 12 dead squirrels left outside his office
>mfw

this shit better work user

>by the time the30th squirrel is packed into the box they are going crazy
>drop the box off in his office when other fags are "secretly" sneaking in the "box heater".
>duck out before they are finished
>pat myself on the back
>next day at school shit is all fucked up
>those fags turned on the space heater
>all the squirrels died - most of them apparently clawing the shit out of each other torn up
>apparently they have been cooking next to space heater all night
>entire office area smells like death
>how fucked am i?

LE EPIC WIN PRANK XD

Poor squirrels

came to make sure this was here. also take three shits on the floor and label them 1, 3, and 4.

Fuck off Luis

haha, you'll need a crane to get them out

Really? We pooled a mattress into a school of cranes

No pics of aftermath???
>I CALL BS

Cant agree more